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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: sunshine]
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You should get the dick sucked while you are tripping. Bitches love sucking dick, so you should find some bitches.

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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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I want to fight with some bitches.


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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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XLCaps said:
You should get the dick sucked while you are tripping. Bitches love sucking dick, so you should find some bitches.


I feel like having a female dog suck my dick while tripping would cause irreversible brain damage

Not that a male dog wouldnt

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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: Repertoire89]
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Seriously, the bitch angle is hardcore.


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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: sunshine]
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Dont do it Sunshine

:ilovedyou:

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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: Repertoire89]
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Repertoire89 said:
Weight classes are a must


I dunno, i boxed it out with a guy who is 6'8" and almost 400lbs once.  Then again, i couldn't really hurt him, and I was lucky to walk away with only a busted rib, so maybe weight classes are a must after all.

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Id definitely be down for a tournament, would be willing to bring my own equipment and bet
Only issue is actually getting time off work


headgear or no headgear?  what kind of gloves are we using? what's the buy-in?  are we gonna play by MMA rules or some kind of point sparring?  kicks and knees to the head of a grounded opponent alright or no?

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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: Repertoire89]
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Repertoire89 said:
Probably wind up with 3 people and end when Moonshoe gets carried away and tries to rape someone



Prison rules!
:yeahthatsfunny:

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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: ballsalsa]
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Let's make sure to fight for what's right.  After all...  It's the world at stake with these fights.


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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
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ballsalsa said:
headgear or no headgear?  what kind of gloves are we using? what's the buy-in?  are we gonna play by MMA rules or some kind of point sparring?  kicks and knees to the head of a grounded opponent alright or no?


You will be allowed to knee, kick, stomp or shoot them when they go down but only with small caliber rounds. We don't want anyone getting hurt.


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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: Stonehenge]
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I want to fight for the rights to women and their bodies.


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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: Stonehenge]
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Idk, my ideal would basically be MMA rules, no kicking the head when your opponents down, 1 weight class < and > 175lbs
Dont know much about gloves and gear, but obviously not boxing ovenmitts, Ive only fought or sparred bare so far and anything is a step up from that

Id readily put $100 down, more of a token bet than anything serious

What do you think?


My only concern is actually making it. Missing the first annual Shromery psychedelic MMA tournament would be a shame

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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: sunshine] * 1
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sunshine said:
I want to fight for the rights to women and their bodies.


Thats ideal, you can square off against Moonshoe, he represents Jungle rules (protect your anus)

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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: Repertoire89]
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I can fuck up anyone with pansy ass.


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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: Repertoire89]
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Repertoire89 said:
Idk, my ideal would basically be MMA rules, no kicking the head when your opponents down, 1 weight class < and > 175lbs
Dont know much about gloves and gear, but obviously not boxing ovenmitts, Ive only fought or sparred bare so far and anything is a step up from that

Id readily put $100 down, more of a token bet than anything serious

What do you think?


My only concern is actually making it. Missing the first annual Shromery psychedelic MMA tournament would be a shame


4oz MMA gloves should be fine.  I like the idea of boxing headgear, just so we don't scar each other's faces up too much.  I have enough lumps on my forehead, thanks.  If someone wants to forego their headgear, that's up to them.
100 bucks sounds reasonable  I'll have to brush up on my anus tightening skills, since judging by his physique, unless goonshoe is really tall, he's probably under 175.

Let's figure out a date and place.  I'm poor, so if everyone wants it on the east coast or something, i almost certainly won't be able to make it.

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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: ballsalsa]
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Yeah headgear is probably a good idea, I like the feeling of having ladies checking me out, it would be a shame to get uglified






It'll be months before I could participate though, since the process of getting into this job will probably take another month and then I'll effectively be gone for a few months.

What about staging the tournament in sections like boxing or UFC? lol
One fight at a time, recorded and posted up on youtube (mask for anonymity if desired)

That uncomplicates the mass gathering a bit

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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: Repertoire89]
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Repertoire89 said:
It'll be months before I could participate though, since the process of getting into this job will probably take another month and then I'll effectively be gone for a few months.

What about staging the tournament in sections like boxing or UFC? lol
One fight at a time, recorded and posted up on youtube (mask for anonymity if desired)

That uncomplicates the mass gathering a bit


I like that idea. We could do some kind of regional tourneys with the winners advancing.  They can use the winnings for  a plane ticket to the next round. Final round in Vegas.

We should plan for 6 months out from the day we finalize the cards.

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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: ballsalsa]
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Each fight is serious.  Even the exhibition fights to prove worthiness.


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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: ballsalsa]
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Damn, it would suck to get eliminated in the first round, now Im thinking about just competing in a local league and taking LSD before matches :lol: it would be much simpler

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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: Repertoire89]
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Make sure to just take one blotter at first.


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Re: Anyone train in BJJ (Jiu-Jitsu)? [Re: sunshine]
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yes i do and have for a long time. with some of the best in the world. my shoulders are wrecked, everything hurts and i can still take a whopping like a man.

getting old though.

so i used to train with this pro fighter blonde brazillian chick. shes a purple belt. i boxed her a few times ands sparred some thai with her. super hotty. fine body not manly like some of those mma chicks.

i grappled her one night and i had not grappled in ages. fat and out of shape. anyway, i just sat in her gaurd and let her get a triangle on me. i had my face between her legs and held that position for 20 minutes. it was fabulous.

shes like are you a wrestler? nope just trained here a long time lmao.


i prefer no gi. im like low level gi. mid level no gi. but i know some nasty things that work real well. some really good guys will get surprised by me and then tell me "i can no longer take it easy on you".

lol... love that comment.


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