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How much do you care about holding in farts in public? * 3
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I honestly for whatever reason am not really one to straight up let one fly in most situations, even just walking through a mall or other area because I feel like lo and behold some goddess of a woman would pop up out of nowhere and hear me playing the butt trumpet.

However if I am on the monorail or like the bus somewhere and no one I care to offend is around, I have been known to depressurize my colon in these situations.


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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another fart thread?


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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
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I was into this idea until I realized farting makes you unpopular.


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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: sunshine]
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Any op I get I'll do it. Its unhealthy to hold it in.


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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 2
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Let it go, let it go cant hold me back anymore.

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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said:
Any op I get I'll do it. Its unhealthy to hold it in.



I've gotten offended by a couple farts, mainly in cars when people don't crack a window.  I am not one to bitch though as I have dutch ovened a couple jews before.

Farts are relieving and definitely healthy, but also can be a sign of dehydration.

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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: vandago]
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Not in enclosed spaces in close proximity, but in a mall, hospital, grocery store, etc....all fair game. I fart around new people I'm dating to gauge who they are. If they are all offended I won't be dating them for long. If they laugh, we can have a wonderful life together.:grin:


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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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If im in the grocery store I aint about to cropdust the people trying to eye out some delicious treats, yuck.:puke:  So I might hold er in under those circumstances, I am not usually that gassy though.

I have been out running before and saw an older couple walking along, made eye contact, let one fly to assert dominance, then ran off hearing them laugh behind me.


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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: vandago]
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vandago said:
tyrannicalrex said:
Any op I get I'll do it. Its unhealthy to hold it in.



I've gotten offended by a couple farts, mainly in cars when people don't crack a window.  I am not one to bitch though as I have dutch ovened a couple jews before.

Farts are relieving and definitely healthy, but also can be a sign of dehydration.



Dehydration? I never heard that before. I in fact have a hard time getting farts OUT when dehydrated and so I usually drink some water to not only push them but wet the dried out fart apparatus, whatever it's actually called


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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Farting is funny. Sometimes holding it in makes it worse. The s.b.d.'s make an appearance and suddenly holding your fart in was a bad idea...


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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: Alexthegreat]
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The ones u gotta worry about are high heat with low pressure. Back to the original question if I gotta fart I'm farting. I got ownership papers on mine

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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: blueberry d] * 1
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Let the fucker rip if no hot girls are near

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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 1
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It's not against any law either! Passively aggressively rip it by someone you dislike or want to irritate! LOL! One can fart ANYWHERE legally and with nothing more than people saying how rude and/or gross you are! :grin: Farts are weapons!


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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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I am going to continue to fart around people who deserve it that's for sure.


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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LOL, me too!


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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
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I'm incredibly empathetic towards peoples comfort, so I pretty much never fart in public.


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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 2
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Once upon a time, long ago, in a city not so far from where this very tale is being told, I actively held in a fart for some time.  Then my shoe made a noise and someone accused me of farting.  I said "no, if I farted it would've sounded like" and then I released the kraken.  It was the most perfectly timed fart I've ever had.

I farted on a first date once and she laughed and asked if I could do it on command.  I just so happened to have a bit left in the tank and so I humored her request.  We passionately dated for about a year until she decided that sleeping with her weed dealer was less expensive than paying for it.  Haha, what a prostitute!

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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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shivas.wisdom said:
I'm incredibly empathetic towards peoples comfort, so I pretty much never fart in public.


Didn't you fart in a bums face a while back and then a year later it happened to you?


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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND I LEARNT MY LESSON


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Re: How much do you care about holding in farts in public? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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I don't fart. :snub:


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