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dodgem
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Most idiotic thing you have done/do
#23934286 - 12/17/16 01:58 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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So I remember back a few years ago when I used to close my eyes while driving on the interstate and count in my head as long as I could before opening my eyes. The longest I remember going is 12 seconds while traveling 75 miles an hour down the paved road (which is 440 yards of blind traveling). I do it every once in a while while on a straight away with no cars in view, but don't go for longer than four seconds anymore. Mostly because it is the most idiotic thing I have ever done,but it gives me such an echilisration when I do.
What is something you have done that is a 10.4 out of 10 on the idiot scale.
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Edited by dodgem (12/17/16 01:59 AM)
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: dodgem] 5
#23934287 - 12/17/16 02:00 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Damn, that sounds really retarded. I don't think i've ever done something so dumb.
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: Sheekle]
#23934292 - 12/17/16 02:04 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah I think that pretty much has me beat. Like I'll forget my apartment key once in a while but that's about it.
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: Kush_Zombie] 1
#23934335 - 12/17/16 02:39 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Something like that but while driving at night on a highway I'd shut off all the lightz for 3 seconds.
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: Nolan92] 1
#23934375 - 12/17/16 03:06 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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i used to have a Bronco that would randomly shut off the headlights, that was exciting..
Hmm.. I found an old box of potato masher hand grenades in iraq that was like 30+ years old. My chief was pissed. I would wait till he was sleeping and toss a few over the hill lol
Same scenario but with box of rifle grenades. I was taking apart the 5.56mm rounds for my m16a2 and making my own blanks. These old dirt Yugoslavian rifle grenades fit perfectly over the muzzle of my m16 so I was launching and arming these things. Had one land like 10 feet away(luckily the fuse doesn't arm with enough kickback) so I started shooting em off a cliffside just in case..
I can think of sooo many things I did that were very stupid when I look back at them.. Iraq was just one big playground for retarded adults
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: Nolan92]
#23934381 - 12/17/16 03:09 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nice I wanna try that. I've tried the OP thing too, I think no more than 10 seconds. On a motorcycle too
Also riding my motorcycle super drunk multiple times with no safety gear or helmet, that was pretty dumb but really never even came close to crashing when I was drunk. Had a little crash once on a motorcycle when I was pretty high. Girl that made me crash into her car called the cops and I ran away from the scene before they arrived cus my bike wasn't registered or insured. Lolololol
Also riding an unregistered and uninsured motorcycle with a false licence plate transporting and delivering drugs
Driving while tripping out on shrooms 
Made it out of all those instances unscathed
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: dodgem]
#23934471 - 12/17/16 04:16 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I honestly couldn't tell you. I've done so much insanely stupid shit that if I named one thing, hours or days later I'd remember another that was even worse.
Riding around in a car I knew was stolen is up there. Especially because I knew the person who stole it would never go easy if cops tried to pull him over. Like any good could have ever came from it. Most of the stupid shit I've done was because I was a horrible juvenile delinquent. Some of the last stunts I pulled before realizing how stupid I was, well I'm lucky I didn't kill anyone or get myself killed
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#23934535 - 12/17/16 05:21 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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the dumbest thing ive ever done was adopt a fantasy about my virginity at age 13, that lasted into my early 20s.
I had this retarded notion that i should save my virginity for a girl around my age that was also a virgin like me, we would fall in love and after several months, we would make sweet love and devirginize each other.
What a fucking dumb thing i did.
I prevented myself from having sex with about 10 different girls cause of that stupid ass fantasy of "waiting for the virgin girl".
I couldnt be more retarded.
If i could, i would travel back in time, and slap the fuckin shit out of my 13 year old self saying "Youre a stupid idiot!".
And thats the stupiest thing Ive ever done.
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: dodgem]
#23934537 - 12/17/16 05:25 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I once had a water balloon fight with cow shit.
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: sudly]
#23934696 - 12/17/16 07:26 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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When I was in highschool, Specifically 10th grade, me and my friend would smoke bud behind the school, right beside a door and window, with a road that cars frequently drove on right next to us.
Needless to say we did this daily for months and eventually got caught. I somehow slipped away unnoticed as the teacher who caught us led us to the school officer, took off running and ditched my bud, bowl and lighter down the toilet. Denied smoking anything, said I ran because I was scared. Didnt rat my friend though, told him to run and he didnt... My friend got arrested because he had 4 grams in his pocket, and admitted he was smoking, and I got ISS for running
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23934728 - 12/17/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Highschool.
The were seagull next to the cafeteria. We tied fishing line to a bottle of pepsi filled with water. Put a fishing hook on the line with a fry as bait and we "fished" a seagull... It swallow the hook whole and couldn't fly away because of the bottle's weight. It died.
In retrospect, somebody should have broken his foot in my ass... But I got away without consequence, so did my moronic friend who I no longer talk to for more than a decade now.
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: Shroomslip]
#23934745 - 12/17/16 08:08 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomslip said: Riding around in a car I knew was stolen is up there. Especially because I knew the person who stole it would never go easy if cops tried to pull him over. Like any good could have ever came from it. Most of the stupid shit I've done was because I was a horrible juvenile delinquent. Some of the last stunts I pulled before realizing how stupid I was, well I'm lucky I didn't kill anyone or get myself killed 
Im also guilty of being an idiot for knowingly riding in a stolen car with someone who was on 18mg of xannax and a lot of meth. Im still alive though.
The most idiotic thing that I still do every once in a while when im in a bad mindset is heroin. I just relapsed yesterday for the first time in a few weeks, but I don't plan on doing it again for a long time cause I don't want to be a heroin addict again.
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: Patlal] 6
#23934762 - 12/17/16 08:17 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said: Highschool.
The were seagull next to the cafeteria. We tied fishing line to a bottle of pepsi filled with water. Put a fishing hook on the line with a fry as bait and we "fished" a seagull... It swallow the hook whole and couldn't fly away because of the bottle's weight. It died.
In retrospect, somebody should have broken his foot in my ass... But I got away without consequence, so did my moronic friend who I no longer talk to for more than a decade now.
What the fuck man
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23934775 - 12/17/16 08:24 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
xbloodwhipx said:
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Patlal said: Highschool.
The were seagull next to the cafeteria. We tied fishing line to a bottle of pepsi filled with water. Put a fishing hook on the line with a fry as bait and we "fished" a seagull... It swallow the hook whole and couldn't fly away because of the bottle's weight. It died.
In retrospect, somebody should have broken his foot in my ass... But I got away without consequence, so did my moronic friend who I no longer talk to for more than a decade now.
What the fuck man 
I know man, I know...
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: trvptamine] 1
#23935002 - 12/17/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Heroin has undone much of my life very quickly. So that was the worst.
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: ModestMouse] 4
#23935133 - 12/17/16 11:19 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Not the most idiotic but a recent dumb event. Returning home from a road trip with my woman and I had to piss real bad. Decided to piss in a cup while driving due to being on the highway in bad traffic and the urgency. She agrees to hold the cup and finds it hilarious. I strain to get flow established and shit myself badly!!! Still had to piss and now had to spend half hour driving home with shit filled pants.
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: ModestMouse]
#23935146 - 12/17/16 11:29 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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ModestMouse said: Heroin has undone much of my life very quickly. So that was the worst.
Yeah I am going to go with massive speeballs, because the honest answers hurt me too much to think about.
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: moonrockmushy] 2
#23935197 - 12/17/16 11:55 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Probably the time i was hiking in an area i wasn't all that familiar with, while really buzzed up on weed and booze and ended getting lost in the woods for 3 days.... that was pretty stupid of me.
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: Reprobate420]
#23935203 - 12/17/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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How'd you get out?
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Re: Most idiotic thing you have done/do [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23935227 - 12/17/16 12:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: How'd you get out?
I was following a creek and eventually came across some train tracks. I got lucky and took the direction of the tracks that was only 4 or 5 kilometers to a street...hitchhiked from there. I was pretty angry at myself for being such an idiot lol the weed was really good and fucked up my short-term memory and i eventually lost my sense of direction... couldn't even use the sun to get a general sense of direction because of a thick overcast.
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