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OfflineAlyssa
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Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel *DELETED* * 1
    #23615458 - 09/05/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

...


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


Edited by Alyssa (03/19/17 05:49 PM)


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa] * 4
    #23615466 - 09/05/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

How much crack did you smoke in order to manifest this little diddy?


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa] * 5
    #23615469 - 09/05/16 05:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You spent a lot of time writing that. If I didn't already know you were a troll, I'd be concerned for your mental health. In fact even knowing that, I'm still a bit concerned.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa] * 9
    #23615479 - 09/05/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

who the hell let you out of the kitchen


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615485 - 09/05/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I've read like hundreds of these manifestos on the shroomery, what makes urs any better?...


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: something super extreme]
    #23615487 - 09/05/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:tldr:


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23615490 - 09/05/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ModestMouse said:
How much crack did you smoke in order to manifest this little diddy?



No crack, not even weed. I've been stone cold sober for a while now.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: zZZz]
    #23615492 - 09/05/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
I've read like hundreds of these manifestos on the shroomery, what makes urs any better?...



Has anyone else claimed to be an angel and know the identity of God incarnate?


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I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23615495 - 09/05/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
:tldr:



Too bad, you're missing out on enlightenment.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615498 - 09/05/16 05:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I never had a chance at enlightenment though.




I wipe my ass and shit in toilets when I'm in the city


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I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa] * 3
    #23615501 - 09/05/16 05:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Hi Alyssa.

I hear you are quite the shitposter.


Show me your tits.


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615509 - 09/05/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Pretty sure several people have already. I know of one individual who currently thinks he is the prophet or some shit..


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa] * 4
    #23615511 - 09/05/16 05:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
Quote:

zZZz said:
I've read like hundreds of these manifestos on the shroomery, what makes urs any better?...



Has anyone else claimed to be an angel and know the identity of God incarnate?



Almost daily.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615528 - 09/05/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
:tldr:




Quote:

Alyssa said:
The intent of this document is to lay out for everyone on Earth the fundamental points of the message I am relaying to humanity from the celestial plane.



I got this far and couldn't, for the sake of my own sanity, mental health, and happiness, go any further.

People who come out and tell the world they've got a message are, IMO, 99.9% of the time full of absolute horseshit. I'm making no personal judgement on you Alyssa, but this is how I feel.

Prophets who try and force their realisations down your throat need to fuck the fuck off the face of this planet or shut up and focus on their own truths. There are truths we all must find, I'm sure, but it's up to us to seek them, and if we do so I'm sure we will find what we need. We're only gonna get turned off by people doing what you did above, it's human nature (for those with half a brain at least).

People who tell us their own truths like they are objective make me turn away in disgust. Perhaps bear that in mind in future next time you feel like preaching to people OP.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23615531 - 09/05/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i never listen to a word she says


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23615533 - 09/05/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

cuz she's a woman
:lolsy:


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: something super extreme]
    #23615543 - 09/05/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Pretty sure every one thinks ur a women cuz of ur avatar..


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23615546 - 09/05/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
Pretty sure several people have already. I know of one individual who currently thinks he is the prophet or some shit..



Quote:

PatrickKn said:
Quote:

Alyssa said:
Has anyone else claimed to be an angel and know the identity of God incarnate?



Almost daily.



Fair enough, I guess you guys will have to decide which one makes the most sense to you, if any. I'm certain mine is the real divine truth.


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I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23615550 - 09/05/16 05:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
I'm certain mine is the real divine truth.



Then you are clearly mentally ill.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615553 - 09/05/16 05:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

let us see if dat ass is divine.



but pls wipe or shower first


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I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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