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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23615823 - 09/05/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

even when she's on top, I'm still in control honestly.


the fact that women get penetrated at all is a form of submission


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Apostle]
    #23615835 - 09/05/16 07:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
I have no qualms with God being a woman, i merely refer to God as "He" out of habit.
I was going to go on a Misognystic rant about how it makes sense that God would be a woman based on how mentally unstable and driven by emotion she is portrayed as but i'd rather not risk eternal hellfire just to make that point.



I must say the idea of a fully nude pale chick with lovely pink nipples touching herself as a way of communicating with her God is a pretty heart-warming image.
In my mind at least.
Perhaps you could provide some photos of those perky gifts that have been bestowed upon you in order to help me get a better understanding of your message.



Sorry, I don't post photos of myself or taken by myself or by anyone I know. This isn't social media, this is ideaspace. We're here to share ideas, not have cybersex, at least in my view. Go ahead and go on your rant if that's what you feel, God is extremely understanding. She won't punish you for thinking She's crazy. She only punishes acts of evil.


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23615861 - 09/05/16 07:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
even when she's on top, I'm still in control honestly.


the fact that women get penetrated at all is a form of submission



I disagree! My vagina is a dominant piece of divine equipment. I could even force myself onto a dude's penis if he were physically weaker (I keep myself in fairly decent shape, at least for someone as lazy as me) and he would absolutely love it. He'd be like, "what the fuck, you're raping me! That's fucking awesome".


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I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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OfflineApostle
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615862 - 09/05/16 07:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If you didn't notice i said what i'd say in my rant while going on about how i changed my mind about saying it.

Moving on,I don't know what the actual definition of social media is but this is a form of media and we are currently socializing.

Unleash the twins and you will have pleased your God by converting a non-believer.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615866 - 09/05/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

what's the deal with the problem where you're female but you want to have sex with females as a male?  envy? :moil:


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: RedBalloon]
    #23615902 - 09/05/16 07:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RedBalloon said:
what's the deal with the problem where you're female but you want to have sex with females as a male?  envy? :moil:



I can't quite figure this one out. I'm pansexual, so I'll have sex with someone regardless of her/his biological sex or position on the gender role spectrum. With lesbian sex, for me it's not really about penetration. Just with the tongue or very lightly with fingers.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615915 - 09/05/16 07:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
He'd be like, "what the fuck, you're raping me! That's fucking awesome".



Then it wouldn't be rape and thus the power you had over him would be lost.

This is why anal sex is so great. It's painful and there is a higher chance that the girl wont enjoy it which is always a huge turn on.


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Apostle]
    #23615983 - 09/05/16 07:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
Quote:

Alyssa said:
He'd be like, "what the fuck, you're raping me! That's fucking awesome".



Then it wouldn't be rape and thus the power you had over him would be lost.

This is why anal sex is so great. It's painful and there is a higher chance that the girl wont enjoy it which is always a huge turn on.



Shit, you actually seemed like a nice person. Fuck this.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23616024 - 09/05/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Boy were you mistaken, huh?

:heytheresexy:


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23616026 - 09/05/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Comment regarding the fact that I deeply hope Apostle has scared Alyssa off.

Oops. Wrong thread.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23616041 - 09/05/16 07:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The best part is that i wasn't even trying to. Looks like i'm the man for the Job :smirk:


lets not call it a "job" though or i won't want to do it.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23616043 - 09/05/16 07:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Acknowledgement of the mistake in the above post, but appreciation of its content regardless


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Apostle]
    #23616055 - 09/05/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
lets not call it a "job" though or i won't want to do it.



Would you accept a _____job from her though?


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23616064 - 09/05/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Only if she found it degrading and dis-empowering.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Apostle]
    #23616069 - 09/05/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Oh I'm sure she would. I vote that you should take one for the team Apostle.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23616079 - 09/05/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
I think I made it quite clear I wasn't going to. Thing is, I do read many peoples work. I actively seek it out. 'Published' work being the key term here.

Coming to the social hub of an online community and posting a ranting diatribe about how your divine truth is the only certain truth is not 'publishing' a work. It's being an intrusive pompous ass, and ramming crap down peoples throats who neither wanted nor asked for it.



I can't be bothered nor do I want to waste the money having it published corporately when I can do the same instantaneously and for free on the shroomery.



Technically no it isn't published . Your "manifesto" just sounded like a whining bitch who thinks she is superior to all males and "an Angel" not even on our consciousness level. That's ridiculous. I'll refrain from ripping into you too hard because if you really believe you're an angel,that's 100% delusions and possibly a serious mental health issue.

And my theory is that you reject and condemn men because you were treated like crap and never given any attention.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23616089 - 09/05/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Judging by her little icon i'd say my work is done but i suppose i can manage being myself again should she return.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23616091 - 09/05/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Seriously_trippin said:
And my theory is that you reject and condemn men because you were treated like crap and never given any attention.



Pretty sound theory IMO.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23616097 - 09/05/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

you have to be content with who you are, ask for no more and let changes happen:smirk:


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23620544 - 09/07/16 01:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sorry OP. I didn't mean to be so offensive.
I don't ever apologize on here but I felt compelled to do so for some reason. Maybe it was my reading the Bible because as I was doing so I remembered this interaction and had to pause to come make this post.

I should not mock you like I did or say things just for the sake of being offensive.
I need to learn not to speak of unholy things in general but I have a lot of bad habits to shed.

I'm trying to be closer to God myself and while I don't share the same beliefs you do I respect your having faith.

I know you may be a troll but regardless I'm not proud of my behavior as of late and just wanted to get this off my chest.


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