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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Apostle]
    #23615608 - 09/05/16 06:02 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

LOL. I have to admit, OP has done a mighty fine job at bringing the trolls out to play.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: pachoo]
    #23615613 - 09/05/16 06:04 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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pachoo said:
I am probably in the very small percentage that I actually read the entire post..

What's so funny to me is sometimes you make sense. Some things in your post might be better for the world. Like the banishment of some stigmatized taboos. But for some nudity and being comfortable in your own skin. And stopping genital multilation and sexist hate on both sides. Alot of the other stuff seems ridiculous.

I still find you extremely lacking in your own faith. If your Christ is the one true Judger of humanity then why do you think you can take it upon yourself to judge anyone?



I can still have opinions, I just have no say in whether someone makes it onto the ship. I appreciate that you read the entire message and assessed it using your own criteria, I have no problem with that. Basically with you, I just have a problem with the fact that you said you teach your child that clothes are for decency, and that you think you need to wear them around him, which means if I were around him you'd think I was indecent for not wearing them. That I find offensive, this I do not.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Apostle]
    #23615615 - 09/05/16 06:05 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Apostle said:
Hmmmm


maybe i'll give it a read.

Tell me what you are wearing first.



Nothing, I'm a naturist.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615632 - 09/05/16 06:08 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Alyssa said:
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Jokeshopbeard said:
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Alyssa said:
I'm certain mine is the real divine truth.



Then you are clearly mentally ill.



Was Jesus mentally ill?



Yes he had mommy and daddy issues. Also was a psychopath with a god complex.

Last time I spoke to god I was in psychosis, get help .


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: trekie] * 1
    #23615637 - 09/05/16 06:09 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

"was"

haha

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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615647 - 09/05/16 06:11 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Alyssa said:
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qman said:
Most females are biologically programmed to desire male domination, you can't fight that fact with a long spew over the internet, embrace patriarchy and you will be a happier woman.



Not a chance. It's not biological, it's social programming which can be reversed through the advancement of feminism.




Please explain to us what kind of social programming early man had?  He didn't even have language to be programmed. I'm sorry honey, but male dominance is in our DNA.

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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615654 - 09/05/16 06:13 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Alyssa said:
Quote:

Apostle said:
Hmmmm


maybe i'll give it a read.

Tell me what you are wearing first.



Nothing, I'm a naturist.




Yummy.

Are u a pale naturist by chance?


does that also mean you keep a bush?


Does not wearing clothes bring you closer to God?

Have your breasts remained nice and perky with your choice of attire, or lack thereof?

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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: qman]
    #23615662 - 09/05/16 06:15 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

qman said:
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Alyssa said:
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qman said:
Most females are biologically programmed to desire male domination, you can't fight that fact with a long spew over the internet, embrace patriarchy and you will be a happier woman.



Not a chance. It's not biological, it's social programming which can be reversed through the advancement of feminism.




Please explain to us what kind of social programming early man had?  He didn't even have language to be programmed. I'm sorry honey, but male dominance is in our DNA.



It's possible to socially condition people without using language, just by actions. Males have the dominator instinct in their DNA, on the Y chromosome. We don't have a submissive instinct or else you'd have it too, since you also have an X.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615677 - 09/05/16 06:17 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

maybe it's a recessive gene and therefor males don't have it by being heterozygous for the gene.


:haha:


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615681 - 09/05/16 06:19 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Alyssa said:
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qman said:
Quote:

Alyssa said:
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qman said:
Most females are biologically programmed to desire male domination, you can't fight that fact with a long spew over the internet, embrace patriarchy and you will be a happier woman.



Not a chance. It's not biological, it's social programming which can be reversed through the advancement of feminism.




Please explain to us what kind of social programming early man had?  He didn't even have language to be programmed. I'm sorry honey, but male dominance is in our DNA.



It's possible to socially condition people without using language, just by actions. Males have the dominator instinct in their DNA, on the Y chromosome. We don't have a submissive instinct or else you'd have it too, since you also have an X.




Just like males have a vagina.

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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: qman] * 1
    #23615683 - 09/05/16 06:20 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

this is 2016 brah haven't you heard women can have cocks and dudes can have vajeeners
pick a sex, make one up, fuck it

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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: qman]
    #23615686 - 09/05/16 06:20 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Apostle] * 3
    #23615691 - 09/05/16 06:22 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

That pic is fucking surreal.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Apostle]
    #23615696 - 09/05/16 06:23 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Apostle said:
Are u a pale naturist by chance?



Pretty damn pale, yeah. I spend most of my time indoors.

Quote:

Apostle said:
does that also mean you keep a bush?



Absolutely, I never remove or trim my body hair.

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Apostle said:
Does not wearing clothes bring you closer to God?



Of course. I'm following the divine commandment issued to me through my skin cells, which is to let myself cool off and let my skin breathe through my pores. It's physiological, which is the language of God's commandments.

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Apostle said:
Have your breasts remained nice and perky with your choice of attire, or lack thereof?



Totally, my breasts look fine even though I never wear a bra. I'm still young though, I suppose when I'm old they'll sag, but once I'm menopausal I won't be able to give less of a shit what I look like.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23615697 - 09/05/16 06:23 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

something super extreme said:
pick a sex, make one up, fuck it



I want a dolphinoplasty.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23615700 - 09/05/16 06:24 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Alyssa said:

Pretty damn pale, yeah. I spend most of my time indoors.








"I'm a naturist."



:burke:


what a fraud


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23615704 - 09/05/16 06:25 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Actually, I've changed my mind. I want to be a goatdogbear.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Apostle]
    #23615708 - 09/05/16 06:26 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Her libido must be seriously compromised. And you're allowed to post that but I can't post a dude opening his anus? Where's the line exactly?


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I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.

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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615715 - 09/05/16 06:27 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

address my qualms woman


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I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23615721 - 09/05/16 06:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Mr.PhilCybin said:
address my qualms woman



Naturist just means I don't wear clothes. It has nothing to do with spending time outdoors.


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