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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #23615555 - 09/05/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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zZZz said:
ur a women cuz of ur avatar





i assure you im only one person


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23615556 - 09/05/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Mr.PhilCybin said:
:tldr:




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Alyssa said:
The intent of this document is to lay out for everyone on Earth the fundamental points of the message I am relaying to humanity from the celestial plane.



I got this far and couldn't, for the sake of my own sanity, mental health, and happiness, go any further.

People who come out and tell the world they've got a message are, IMO, 99.9% of the time full of absolute horseshit. I'm making no personal judgement on you Alyssa, but this is how I feel.

Prophets who try and force their realisations down your throat need to fuck the fuck off the face of this planet or shut up and focus on their own truths. There are truths we all must find, I'm sure, but it's up to us to seek them, and if we do so I'm sure we will find what we need. We're only gonna get turned off by people doing what you did above, it's human nature (for those with half a brain at least).

People who tell us their own truths like they are objective make me turn away in disgust. Perhaps bear that in mind in future next time you feel like preaching to people OP.



Well, don't read it then. Don't read anyone's manifesto, if that's how you feel. But that hasn't stopped lots of people from publishing ones far more famous than mine.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23615560 - 09/05/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Alyssa PM'd me saying shes gonna bomb a birds nest if eleven people don't forward this to their best friend by midnight


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: zZZz]
    #23615562 - 09/05/16 05:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I think that's the whore who made the Trump painting where he has a small penis.

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For two months I have been under attack by Donald Trump and his supporters for painting the presumptive Republican nominee with a small penis. I’ve received death threats, rape threats and anonymous phone calls demanding I remove the image from my social media accounts or risk going to court.

And last week, as I was walking in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, a Trump supporter punched me in the face.





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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23615564 - 09/05/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

LOL. Do those 11 people then have to forward it to 11 of their best friends, ad infinitum, and world peace will be achieved?


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23615567 - 09/05/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
I'm certain mine is the real divine truth.



Then you are clearly mentally ill.



Was Jesus mentally ill?


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615571 - 09/05/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
I'm certain mine is the real divine truth.




Nope.. I know the truth, and this is not the truth,

"ur enemy as a species is the male dominator instinct that we inherited from apes."

If u were indeed divine u'd know that evolution is bs and we didn't evolve from apes


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23615575 - 09/05/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yes.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615577 - 09/05/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You should make an audio book of it like they did with Elliot Rogers manifesto.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615579 - 09/05/16 05:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Well, don't read it then. Don't read anyone's manifesto, if that's how you feel. But that hasn't stopped lots of people from publishing ones far more famous than mine.



I think I made it quite clear I wasn't going to. Thing is, I do read many peoples work. I actively seek it out. 'Published' work being the key term here.

Coming to the social hub of an online community and posting a ranting diatribe about how your divine truth is the only certain truth is not 'publishing' a work. It's being an intrusive pompous ass, and ramming crap down peoples throats who neither wanted nor asked for it.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615582 - 09/05/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
Was Jesus mentally ill?



So you're the next Jesus huh? Good for you poppet.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615583 - 09/05/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Most females are biologically programmed to desire male domination, you can't fight that fact with a long spew over the internet, embrace patriarchy and you will be a happier woman.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23615584 - 09/05/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I think I made it quite clear I wasn't going to. Thing is, I do read many peoples work. I actively seek it out. 'Published' work being the key term here.

Coming to the social hub of an online community and posting a ranting diatribe about how your divine truth is the only certain truth is not 'publishing' a work. It's being an intrusive pompous ass, and ramming crap down peoples throats who neither wanted nor asked for it.



I can't be bothered nor do I want to waste the money having it published corporately when I can do the same instantaneously and for free on the shroomery.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: qman]
    #23615585 - 09/05/16 05:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

swifty mcvegh6 profile made for me said female, but i look male :awesketch:


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: qman]
    #23615594 - 09/05/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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qman said:
Most females are biologically programmed to desire male domination, you can't fight that fact with a long spew over the internet, embrace patriarchy and you will be a happier woman.



Not a chance. It's not biological, it's social programming which can be reversed through the advancement of feminism.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615595 - 09/05/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I am probably in the very small percentage that I actually read the entire post..

What's so funny to me is sometimes you make sense. Some things in your post might be better for the world. Like the banishment of some stigmatized taboos. But for some nudity and being comfortable in your own skin. And stopping genital multilation and sexist hate on both sides. Alot of the other stuff seems ridiculous.

I still find you extremely lacking in your own faith. If your Christ is the one true Judger of humanity then why do you think you can take it upon yourself to judge anyone?


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615599 - 09/05/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
I can't be bothered nor do I want to waste the money having it published corporately when I can do the same instantaneously and for free on the shroomery.



Then start a fucking blog for free where people can come and find and read about your 'truths' should they so desire. It's not hard, and you'd be doing the honourable thing by not polluting a happy, social place with your misguided agenda, whatever it may be.

I promise you if I see a 'Revision 2, -x/xx/x/x/x' it's going straight in the dump.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23615601 - 09/05/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
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Alyssa said:
Was Jesus mentally ill?



So you're the next Jesus huh? Good for you poppet.



Actually I'm an angel, Isabella is Christ, but you wouldn't know that because you didn't read the angelic message. An angel is a messenger of God, that's what I am, so what I do is spread the message. My message is the reason I exist.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615602 - 09/05/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

isabella likes it when i poop on her face


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615604 - 09/05/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Hmmmm


maybe i'll give it a read.

Tell me what you are wearing first.


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