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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615722 - 09/05/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Alyssa said:
Where's the line exactly?



You insulted everyone in the Pub when you posted:

Quote:

Alyssa said:
Some porn for all you douches.



Pretty obvious line no?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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OfflineApostle
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615723 - 09/05/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

There is a school of thought out there that believes the reliance on bras for support actually causes sagging to happen.

i think you are doing the right thing for your boobs.

Pale, to me, is the ideal skin tone for nice perky tits.

Are your nipples pink?

Do you touch yourself when you get turned on or is that not allowed by your God?


Is it exhilarating when he speaks through your skin cells?

Does that include the skin around your vagina and if so can you describe to me how that area feels when he speaks through you?


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #23615725 - 09/05/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
That pic is fucking surreal.





I can't stop looking....

:barbershreds:


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:heartpump::heartpump: :heartpump::heartpump:


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: pachoo] * 1
    #23615728 - 09/05/16 06:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

pachoo said:
I can't stop looking....



Likewise. I consumed half a cup of coffee staring at that pic. Never seen anything like it.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615729 - 09/05/16 06:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
address my qualms woman



Naturist just means I don't wear clothes. It has nothing to do with spending time outdoors.



That's dumb.


a woman would subscribe to that trash


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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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InvisiblepachooDiscord
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23615734 - 09/05/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I am offended by your sexist remark!

:suddendisapproval:


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:heartpump::heartpump: :heartpump::heartpump:


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: pachoo]
    #23615735 - 09/05/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

bb girl you know it wasn't directed at you


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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23615740 - 09/05/16 06:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)



she was a model before her transition(aren't they all though?). Pic related


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: qman]
    #23615746 - 09/05/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

qman said:
Just like males have a vagina.



Your DNA codes for one. It gets turned into male genitalia because the Y overrides it. I see what you're saying, that the Y overrides the submissive instinct as well. But I just can't believe that's true. I mean, it sounds logical enough in theory, but in reality, you really think submission is in my DNA? I find this belief of yours interesting, because it's so simple. It fits together like a yin-yang. And yet it's so not true because I'm most definitely not submissive.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: pachoo]
    #23615747 - 09/05/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

pachoo said:
:barbershreds:



:ilold:


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Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615754 - 09/05/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
Quote:

qman said:
Just like males have a vagina.



Your DNA codes for one. It gets turned into male genitalia because the Y overrides it. I see what you're saying, that the Y overrides the submissive instinct as well. But I just can't believe that's true. I mean, it sounds logical enough in theory, but in reality, you really think submission is in my DNA? I find this belief of yours interesting, because it's so simple. It fits together like a yin-yang. And yet it's so not true because I'm most definitely not submissive.



maybe you're the type that wants a nigga that's alpha enough to dominate you even in your whole, "I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no man" show that you put on every day


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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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OfflineApostle
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615762 - 09/05/16 06:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
Her libido must be seriously compromised. And you're allowed to post that but I can't post a dude opening his anus? Where's the line exactly?



The spoiler really.

And a dude opening his anus is a bit more graphic and depending on how much prolapse it shows, may count as gore as well.


Nudes are allowed here and all i did was post a nude woman. because it was a bit bizarre i did the nice thing and put a spoiler on it.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Apostle]
    #23615772 - 09/05/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
There is a school of thought out there that believes the reliance on bras for support actually causes sagging to happen.

i think you are doing the right thing for your boobs.

Pale, to me, is the ideal skin tone for nice perky tits.

Are your nipples pink?

Do you touch yourself when you get turned on or is that not allowed by your God?


Is it exhilarating when he speaks through your skin cells?

Does that include the skin around your vagina and if so can you describe to me how that area feels when he speaks through you?



First of all, God is female. Interesting about bras causing sagging, that makes total sense to me. My nipples are indeed pink. Obviously I touch myself, that's also physiological. I do it whenever I get the urge. It feels divine, so it is divine. God is life, love and happiness. I make love to my miraculous life vessel and it makes me happy, therefore I'm in full communion with Her.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #23615777 - 09/05/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

ur the kind of chick that drowns her kids in a lake cause mother nature told her it was the day of reckoning or some shit


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Apostle]
    #23615778 - 09/05/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
Quote:

Alyssa said:
Her libido must be seriously compromised. And you're allowed to post that but I can't post a dude opening his anus? Where's the line exactly?



The spoiler really.

And a dude opening his anus is a bit more graphic and depending on how much prolapse it shows, may count as gore as well.


Nudes are allowed here and all i did was post a nude woman. because it was a bit bizarre i did the nice thing and put a spoiler on it.



Fair enough, I'll remember that. It's been a long 4 days since I was last allowed on the shroomery.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615786 - 09/05/16 06:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Alyssa said:
Quote:

qman said:
Just like males have a vagina.



Your DNA codes for one. It gets turned into male genitalia because the Y overrides it. I see what you're saying, that the Y overrides the submissive instinct as well. But I just can't believe that's true. I mean, it sounds logical enough in theory, but in reality, you really think submission is in my DNA? I find this belief of yours interesting, because it's so simple. It fits together like a yin-yang. And yet it's so not true because I'm most definitely not submissive.




The very act of sexual intercourse is a form of male domination, dick pounds vagina until dick is finished, then sex is over.  :doggystyle:  :doggystyle:


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OfflineAlyssa
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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23615787 - 09/05/16 06:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ModestMouse said:
ur the kind of chick that drowns her kids in a lake cause mother nature told her it was the day of reckoning or some shit



No, if you'd read my manifesto you'd be able to infer that I'm totally against violence except as a defense against violence.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615793 - 09/05/16 06:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I just need something more than theory. The road to hell is paved with that shit.

I don't believe in your western god. Too much blood has been spilled in the name of Yahweh.

I believe more in the great creator and the duality of man. We are all the creator and the destroyer. Real good and evil can only be found in man.


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.



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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: Alyssa]
    #23615798 - 09/05/16 06:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I have no qualms with God being a woman, i merely refer to God as "He" out of habit.
I was going to go on a Misognystic rant about how it makes sense that God would be a woman based on how mentally unstable and driven by emotion she is portrayed as but i'd rather not risk eternal hellfire just to make that point.



I must say the idea of a fully nude pale chick with lovely pink nipples touching herself as a way of communicating with her God is a pretty heart-warming image.
In my mind at least.
Perhaps you could provide some photos of those perky gifts that have been bestowed upon you in order to help me get a better understanding of your message.


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Re: Manifesto of Saint Alyssa the Archangel [Re: qman]
    #23615810 - 09/05/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

qman said:
The very act of sexual intercourse is a form of male domination, dick pounds vagina until dick is finished, then sex is over.  :doggystyle:  :doggystyle:



Not if I'm on top, upright and doing the moving while he lies there passively underneath me. This is next on my list of things to try, now that I've lost my virginity to my vibrator. I know a male who likes to touch me but he doesn't want to penetrate me. I'll have to find someone willing to let me be the active partner in penetrative sex. The guy I know has a valid point about contraception not being foolproof, but I'm willing to risk it. The pill and a condom almost can't go wrong. And no, I wouldn't have an abortion. I support legal abortion but if I conceive I'm giving birth.


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I'm Alyssa.
I'm consecrated to the Immaculate Heart.
I don't want her to have to look at adultery to save my privileged living cells, so please keep it PG-13.


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