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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
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Jury Duty
    #2341925 - 02/16/04 03:28 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

How do I get out of it?


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InvisibleGalvie_Flu
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2341939 - 02/16/04 03:31 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

i know that if you are selected in the "box" just say things that would make the lawyers not pick you. The lawyers are the ones that throw you out, so if they think they cant win with you on the jury, your out.

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InvisibleTODAY
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2341971 - 02/16/04 03:38 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

tell them you are perfect for the jury because you can tell if somebody is guilty just by looking at them. my friend told me this worked for his uncle!


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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Galvie_Flu]
    #2341985 - 02/16/04 03:40 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, all I have at this point is the summons. It has a disability field, though...I was thinking about writing paranoid schizophrenia in crayon. Might being a student get me out (doubtful)? Thanks


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InvisibleGalvie_Flu
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: TODAY]
    #2341988 - 02/16/04 03:40 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

very true, you can also say you have had a bad experience with law enforcement, and that causes you to be biased toward law enforcement.

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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: TODAY]
    #2342032 - 02/16/04 03:48 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Or that I'm related to a law enforcement officer.


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2342090 - 02/16/04 04:00 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

or "i hate all minorities"...conversely if its a white person "the white devil is always guilty"...oh wait, i am white.


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InvisiblednL
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2342099 - 02/16/04 04:01 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

In my state you can get it delayed up to 6 months. I just got a Jury Duty notice ... it sucks dick! I don't want to do that shit.

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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2342137 - 02/16/04 04:07 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Last year I got called to jury duty. Luckily the case was a drug case. During the questioning I said that I believed that the drug laws in the US were a direct violation of our constitutional rights. I said I would never find somebody guilty of drug possesion even they had proved it beyond a reasonible doubt.
Needless to say the prosecuter booted me.


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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: chinacat72]
    #2342255 - 02/16/04 04:31 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

I'll keep my fingers crossed. It would be nice to skate under it on my beliefs like that.


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2342266 - 02/16/04 04:34 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

you tell them that the person looks guilty because of their skin color. very easy way to get out if the person is of racial minority. and you dont get punished for not being picked.


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2342352 - 02/16/04 04:53 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Another way to get out of jury duty is if you are the sole support of your family and you run your own business, or if you have children for whom you have to stay home and care for.


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2342461 - 02/16/04 05:17 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, I got out of jury duty for saying that I believed drugs should be legalized. I was paid $30 for that, plus my work paid me for that time.















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Re: Jury Duty [Re: TODAY]
    #2342508 - 02/16/04 05:31 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

TODAY said:
tell them you are perfect for the jury because you can tell if somebody is guilty just by looking at them.  my friend told me this worked for his uncle!




That works for me every time! :cool:


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2343315 - 02/16/04 08:41 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Wear a t-shirt proclaiming your fandom of any hippie/rock/metal/punk type of musical act. Don't shave, shower, or comb your hair that morning. And just for good measure, take a few bongers before you head out, to give your eyes a freshly-glazed look when you show up for the interview.

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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Ripple]
    #2343421 - 02/16/04 09:06 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

are you my friend's uncle?


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