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OfflineShattrdHarlequin
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Jury Duty
    #5723759 - 06/07/06 05:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Damnit..... I have to go to Jury Duty tommorow...... I hate going to fucking jury duty.....
Does anyone enjoy this horrible task to which I am assigned? Any recommendations that have actually worked for getting myself out of it?


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OfflineNashbar
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: ShattrdHarlequin]
    #5723781 - 06/07/06 05:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

show up visibly drunk, either they 'll dismiss you or you'll have a good time.


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: ShattrdHarlequin]
    #5723826 - 06/07/06 06:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Tell them you know all about the case and feel you can't be an impartial juror.


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Re: Jury Duty [Re: Nashbar]
    #5723838 - 06/07/06 06:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Nashbar said:
show up visibly drunk, either they 'll dismiss you or you'll have a good time.




yeah this can help, but might get you put in the tank, as youre in a court hosue allready.... but you couldl be racist if its someone you can pull off being racist against, or act mentally incapacitated, or show up with an oxygen tank and say your too sick, or show up and claim narcoleps...... and pass out on the floor :smile:


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OfflineJacquesCousteau
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Re: Jury Duty [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5723851 - 06/07/06 06:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Tell them you have a bladder condition and will have to be excused to use the bathroom every 10 minutes or so.  :thumbup:


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