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Work Party or Jury Duty?
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Free drinks until close at 2am; but jury duty selection at 9am?. What would you do?

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Re: Work Party or Jury Duty? [Re: Irdamage]
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well one you have to do


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Re: Work Party or Jury Duty? [Re: just me]
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Am I missing something?

Why can't you do both?


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Work Party or Jury Duty? [Re: Madtowntripper]
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its called moderation.


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Re: Work Party or Jury Duty? [Re: Irdamage]
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Drink 'till 2, then perform my civic duty (except that felons don't have to do jury duty... I've only seen a jury from the other side:smirk:)...so if it was me, I'd drink 'till 9 or 12...:cheers: . . and  . . . :peace:


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  Have You Rated Ythans Mom Yet ?? ... :taser:  ... HERE'S HOW ... (be nice) .  :mod: ... :peace:

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Re: Work Party or Jury Duty? [Re: vinsue]
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vinsue said:
I've only seen a jury from the other side:smirk:)...


the only side worth seeing...

im no mans judge


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Re: Work Party or Jury Duty? [Re: just me]
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Do both, pussy.


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Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: Work Party or Jury Duty? [Re: magikgrl]
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ur a pussy


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Re: Work Party or Jury Duty? [Re: just me]
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You can be done with jury duty in thirty seconds.

Just tell them that you don't agree with the fundamental concepts of the American justice system and will not vote to convict anyone under any circumstances.

You will be home by 10.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Work Party or Jury Duty? [Re: just me]
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just me said:
Quote:
the only side worth seeing...



unless you're convicted...:shrug: :cop2:  :chaingang:


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  Have You Rated Ythans Mom Yet ?? ... :taser:  ... HERE'S HOW ... (be nice) .  :mod: ... :peace:

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Re: Work Party or Jury Duty? [Re: vinsue]
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I probably should have rephrased the question; should I attempt to go to the courthouse with or without a hangover?

Figure I might as well; I'm missing a shift for it anyway so I'le need to drink a couple bills worth to meet the equivalent anyway.

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Re: Work Party or Jury Duty? [Re: TrancedShroom]
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Quote:
its called moderation.


it's called cocaine, and it will cure your hangover


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:sun:Dreams are the fuel of the soul:sun:

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Re: Work Party or Jury Duty? [Re: Irdamage]
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tell them I cant give x person a fair trail because I hate people that "do" that crime, tell them your racist or something like a nazi


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Re: Work Party or Jury Duty? [Re: rollinhard]
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As a lawyer, do the jury duty if you agree with me

If not, stay away

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Re: Work Party or Jury Duty? [Re: VilifiedShon]
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Do both.  Read this before hand, just in case - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification


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