Bigfeely123 said:

You tip people based on how good or bad the quality of the service was that you received. I think it's clear that the OP got terrible service. People who tip based on percentages and stupid math calculations are chumps.

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Herbologist said:

so the guy with the "assault" rifle kept you from skimping the lady driver when she did nothing wrong?

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Bigfeely123 said:

With a name like that I'm guessing you'd be pretty agitated as well if your cab was 30 minutes late.

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bloodsheen said:

Yeah, I would have totally made a bigger issue but I had ten minutes to catch my train and was not about to miss it arguing with a guy who probably barely graduated from high school and has a small penis. I am well aware that what I was trying to do was theft of service but IDGAF, I dare them to sue me or try to figure out who I am and prosecute me over $20.

And I was in PA, USA. And seriously, that cab driver was awesome. I actually tried to bribe her because she did such a great job, I wasn't about to pay the full price, but she wasn't having it. She didn't even make a big deal out of it but the guard overheard and decided it was his job to right every wrong of the world. Fucking Officer Little Dick, made a horrible experience into an intolerable one.

I'm pretty sure the people that said he had the right to stop me are right, its partly why I gave up immediately. That and I had a serious time issue

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bloodsheen said:

Yesterday I called a cab company to get a pickup at 11:30am, I gave them my address and phone number and everything.

11:30 rolls around and nothing. I call the company, THEY HAVNT EVEN HEARD OF ME!!

So I tell them to send another cab, this woman comes at noon and I'm already fucking livid. I get a phone call from some dude thats like "Hey, I have a pickup for blady blah address for right now" which wasn't even remotely close to my address either in location or name or number. So I scream at that motherfucker until he hangs up on me.

Well I tell this bitch that picks me up to drive like the wind and she did, we get to the train station and I give her half her fare and say "You tell your fucking dispatch if they want the rest they can come fucking find me."

Thanks to wild terrorists roaming the countryside there are two security guards outside of the station, one of them with a fucking assault rifle, and hes like "Oh no you're not, you're not going anywhere until you pay her the rest." I had like 8 minutes till my train arrived so I just said "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!" and just paid it to move things along. Then to be an asshole he was like "If you have a complaint you can call the number on the cab" and I said "Yeah, I'll do that" and he was like "Have a nice day."

I've never come so close to just going fucking apeshit and destroying a random sign or punching out windows in my life, jesus fucking christ I'm still furious

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Physical Entropy said:

akira_akuma said:

Physical Entropy said:

"This is the page im on"

First go to skid row type area pay junkies in drugs for their blood a least 5 pints from 5 different

people of both sexes. Store in refrigeration unit to keep from coagulating prior to use also record

their shoe size. Next go to goodwill or second hand store buy both "used" male and female shoes in

exact size pulled from junkies. One pair for you alter the bottom of your shoes so they are

unrecognizable as identifiable shoes to help throw off forensic specialists. Then go to junkyard take

razor blade and scrape off fibers from many, many different cars makes and models and years. Then cut

seat belts from 4 to 6 "used" cars of your choice add rivets for tie down straps then find and

incapacitate victim. Secure victim with riveted straps do what ever your going to do to victim. Leave

no fingerprints or dna in other words suite up "saran wrap works best and can be easily disposed of in

a fire." to destroy evidence make sure you spray ammonia and add accelerate on used saran wrap. Now

this is where the blood the fibers and shoes come in. By now you should have moved blood bags from

isolated storage unit to an ice chest for easy accessibility. After victim expires there is usually a

mess!!! Cut open blood bags spread genetic material all over the victim and surrounding areas of the

room you have traveled during the course of said homicide. Take the fibers and do the same thing. Then

take the shoes walk all over the room in them. Super transposing shoe print over shoe print until it

looks like a hundred people were in their. Burn shoes with saran wrap put on your altered shoes walk

off site or out of room then put on your normal shoes make sure there is no blood trail. Burn altered

shoes at different location... Carry on with you life as if nothing ever happened!

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Physical Entropy said:

"How to properly improperly dispose of a human corpse after a murder" It's a self help book

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Scary fun fact " I Wrote The Book No Joke" Also has step by step guide for

chlorine trifluoride synthesization that is so easy a 16 year old could produce it is as easy as

baking a cake in home ec class. It also contains recipes on how to prepare squirrel and groundhog!

as for the chlorine trifluoride ask and I'll show you!!!

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