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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: John Nada] * 1
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shLong cups can retain the bloody remnants of Ragnarok itself, let alone the menstrual cycle of a measly human female.


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: EllisDSox] * 1
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With a matching lid it could double as long term storage for all your menstrual blood crafting purposes!


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: yogabunny] * 1
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You could fit an extended family of polar bears in there, yet it still fits in your pocket. shLong is a real genius.


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Adden]
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Dys said:
You should use your menstrual blood to make pasta and fancy dishes for those weird fuckers who pay 20k to eat a penis.


or even blood sausage and blood pudding like the kind that is so popular in Ireland


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: EllisDSox]
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BERSERK DESTROYER said:
shLong is a real genius.


Just doin what I can with what the universe gave me :bobmarley:

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: shLong]
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crystal, do u have a boyfriend alreadY?


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Taliesen Wendt] * 2
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Did anyone fuck her yet?


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: yogabunny]
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yogabunny said:
Crystal our cycles have synced, how adorable. How long have you been using a diva cup?


Since I started making art with it. It's my first cycle using one.


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G]
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Don't worry about the plane.  If menstrual blood triggered the dogs they would trigger on about 15-20% of all women.


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: TNK] * 2
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TheNatureKid said:
Did anyone fuck her yet?


I pity the fool.


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: philopian_tube] * 1
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philopian_tube said:
TheNatureKid said:
Did anyone fuck her yet?


I pity the fool.



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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Uzziel]
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Uzziel said:
philopian_tube said:
TheNatureKid said:
Did anyone fuck her yet?


I pity the fool.





haha this cracked me up so much

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: topdog82] * 2
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The ultimate tramp stamp.


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
moonrockmushy said:
Ison't your period gonna be over by then? :frown:


No, mine usually lasts about 7 days, instead of 4.

But, that's exactly why I'm trying to arrange sex with this 1 guy, BEFORE I have sex with another guy later that day.

Because one of the reasons I'm going to the East Coast is to see this guy who travels back and forth between Manhattan and LA. Every time he's in LA, we meet up and see each other.

He's already planned our date and everything WEEKS beforehand, we've already timed this shit man, so my period couldn't come at a worse time. I can't back out of this now, we already synchronized and scheduled our flights and hotels and everything JUST to meet each other in NYC. And he's only going to be in town for 2 days before flying off to Florida.

So now, I have to arrange to get fucked by somebody, QUICKLY, BEFORE I meet this guy. If I get fucked really really good, then almost all of the blood will come out so I will not bleed for the next day or two.

The guy who I'm traveling to see, he's more of an oral sex guy. He usually goes down on me most of the time, and then we 69, and then we only have penetrative intercourse for maybe 5 minutes at most and then he cums. So I'm thinking if I get fucked really good before I see him and all the blood drains out of me, he won't ever even notice that I was ever on my period.

So far, #1 on my list is either this Dominican guy with HUGE arms who basically has the physique of a gorilla :lol: , or this Italian professional poker player. I don't know, it all depends on whose schedule ends up fitting best with mine.

Afterwards, if I'm not too tired, I'll hopefully be seeing another guy for a legitimate date. Might not even end up in sex, and the only reason I want to see him is because we were possibly talking about going skiing together on the weekend.

I think I can pull this off man.... fingers crossed.....

I'm fully prepared and will literally be traveling with a grocery bag packed FULL of condoms. :lol: I must have hundreds in there, no joke...

The things I do just for sex man... it's fucking RIDICULOUS :lol:

And before everybody calls me a scumbag for fucking 1 guy before seeing another, this guy who travels a lot and I both have an NSA (no strings attached) type of relationship. I know for a fact he fucks A LOT of women in pretty much every single city that he travels and visits... sometimes will be even with a different woman the day after or before seeing me. So, that's just the type of relationship we have.

Also, I'm PRETTY SURE (but not 100% certain) that he's already married.


Fairytale material right here:heart:


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Seriously_trippin]
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OP has some pretty rediculouse posts at time. OP seeking attention?

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Sade]
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She is a very interesting creature.  Isn't everybody who posts here seeking attention?


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Sade] * 3
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Sade said:
OP has some pretty rediculouse posts at time. OP seeking attention?


A basic girl attention whoring on the internet saying how unique and strange the lame things she does is?

Sounds about right


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said:
She is a very interesting creature.  Isn't everybody who posts here seeking attention?


I don't belive seeking attention rather giving advice/ knowledge and receiving it as well.

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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Sade]
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Do you care to be read?


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Re: I Am On My Period and Will Fuck the First Person in Southern California Who Can Drive To Me [Re: Sade] * 6
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Well aren't you the noble pubber.  Crystal is good shit, and definitely pushes boundaries but if you ask me she does it in an original way that has value compared to some other attention seekers here.  She's always kind to people, so I don't see why anyone would have a real problem with her unless they are uptight conformists, and personally I like that she causes that type to get their panties in a bunch.

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