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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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I realize this is a little off-topic, but this was done in S&P and OTD already, and I thought it might be fun for this forum too.

Alex123: He was looking for WMD's, but there weren't any to be found.

luvdemshrooms: It was the best of bad choices.

mushmaster: No one forced the chicken to cross the road. He did so by his own decision, and will have to face the consequences of his own actions.

Innvertigo: To get that bastard Saddam.

Malachi: He was escaping the oppression of white culture.

Baby Hitler: To join Operation Liberty Bong.

Rono: Because he was trying to get the hell out of America.

Learyfan: That chicken would lock you up and throw away the key if he got the chance. *insert anti-WOD picture here*

Edame: It didn't 'cross' the road, it unilaterally invaded the other side of the street!! In defiance of the UN!!

pinksharkmark: Because the government had initiated force against him.

afoaf: It's all part of the 9/11 conspiracy.

RandalFlagg: To cross the border illegally and drain the economy.

carbonhoots: He was sick of the capitalist excess on his side of the road.

Autonomous: Because the government was trying to take away his freedom.

mntlfngrs: To protect his right to bear arms.

Mr Mushrooms: It was Klinton's fault.

Evolving: Because it is his right as a chicken to cross that road.

silversoul7: He didn't. Social and economic conditions prevented him from moving the other side of the road where all the nice houses were.


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"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: silversoul7]
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:lol: :thumbup:


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The above is an extract from my fictional novel, "The random postings of Edame".
:tongue:

In the beginning was the word. And man could not handle the word, and the hearing of the word, and he asked God to take away his ears so that he might live in peace without having to hear words which might upset his equinamity or corrupt the unblemished purity of his conscience.

And God, hearing this desperate plea from His creation, wrinkled His mighty brow for a moment and then leaned down toward man, beckoning that he should come close so as to hear all that was about to be revealed to him.

"Fuck you," He whispered, and frowned upon the pathetic supplicant before retreating to His heavens.

Edited by Edame (01/15/04 05:38 PM)

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: silversoul7]
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Kid Orgo: I don't know, but the motherfuckers won't get away with it!


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He was a cowboy in one of the seven days a week fights. No business, no hangout; no friends, nothing; just what you pick up and what you need.

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: silversoul7]
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:stoned: :thumbup: :lol:


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"Know your Body - Know your Mind - Know your Substance - Know your Source.

Lest we forget. "

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: silversoul7]
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:laugh:


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To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.'  Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence.  Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains.  Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: silversoul7]
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RandalFlagg: To cross the border illegally and drain the economy.


This epidemic of chickens coming to this country and getting on
welfare and sending their chicks to our schools must stop!

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: silversoul7]
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I know this thread is old but it is kind of funny. I would of put: It's none of your fucking business why he crossed the road.


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America....FUCK YEAH!!!

Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: silversoul7]
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I guess I've been wearing my tin foil hat a
bit too much lately...

best PAL post in months!


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All I know is The Growery is a place where losers who get banned here go.

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: afoaf]
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^^^^^^^^ :shiftyeyes:


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America....FUCK YEAH!!!

Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: afoaf]
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"I guess I've been wearing my tin foil hat a
bit too much lately..."



Me too


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Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
In addition: SHPONGLE

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