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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
zappaisgod said:
No idea. Ask her.  I don't think so though.  She is getting sloppy lately in a lot of areas.


zappaisgod said:
No idea. Ask her.  I don't think so though.  She is getting sloppy lately in a lot of areas.


Sry it'd cause I'm posting on mobile. And I almost never use the reply feature, I just use the text at the bottom. That's why it auto replies to you.


this is a good point, I post from my 2nd-3rdth gen iPod touch and I'm lucky if I get to the reply feature. Because of this I either use reply as a way to get to a box to type or don't use it at all.Big hassle on mobile devices.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
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Crystal G's money making racket is simple.  She fixes children's talent shows, dance competitions, and beauty pageants, always betting on who she knows will win.  She also brutally coaches some little girl she cherry picked from an orphanage.  Crystal G is the craziest stage mom you ever heard of.

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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Lucis]
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Crystal G said:
JustForToday said:
Crystal G you are VERY unattractive and I refuse to believe you get any decent dick at all even after selling yourself down the street at the super 8 for 20 dollars a pop.


That's hilarious. FYI, I've posted anonymously many times in the ladies thread, and you're always the one drooling and going "ZOMGZ UR SO HAWT." I think it's funny you haven't realized who I am yet, but then again that is the entire purpose of the ANON feature. Only those who've met me or have been here a long time (+5 years) would recognize me.


See how calculated I am? I was just trying to get you to tell on yourself. I won't spill who you are but I know quite well. I still do think that. Anyways, my stomach is skin left over from my weight loss. My trainer says unless I get surgery it will take another year to get it completely tightened.

Fennario said:
JustForToday said:
Show me your body? Or be quiet. Probably just some fat ass who got done devouring a big mac and fries with a fucking triple thick shake.


JFT, take pride in yourself, it's good to have some pride.  But I might suggest to not be a braggart about the gains you make, you will be much happier without the crappy attitude.  I am not trying to be an asshole, but you mess with someone else about being needy for attention like all humans are from time to time, and then post hella pics around here and the physical health forum clearly wanting attention yourself.

One thing I have learned in life, we usually end up becoming the thing we judge, kinda strange but I have seen this happen time and time again.  Be humble, build others up, keep moving forward.

Oh yeah, here's my most recent venture into vanity, pic from 7/13/15, I am not even close to where I want to be. 




That is not bad at all. You got the advantage as you don't have any skin on your stomach. Just diet, lift, and cardio. If I was you I would just focus more on my core and chest. I only hit the bench 2 months out of my whole 14 months of lifting. I was doing cross over cables for chest. So I have no idea how my chest got so big. BTW, you have the same tan as me! XD I am getting that fixed soon as I'm just gonna use a tanning bed from now on.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: JustForToday] * 4
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LOL at Chris Griffin calling people unattractive.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Dark_Star]
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Dark_Star said:
LOL at Chris Griffin calling people unattractive.


Show me dem titties.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: JustForToday]
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I'm out of your price range bud. Stick with your Colombian hooker.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
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zappaisgod said:
Journalism is a dieing industry and one of the few things less respected than Congress.  And you certainly don't need a degree in it to practice it


A dieing industry is one that makes dies. You mean it is a dying industry.

:smug:


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Dark_Star]
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Dark_Star said:
LOL at Chris Griffin calling people unattractive.


:loldongs:


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01] * 1
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The world's oldest profession


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: nicechrisman]
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nicechrisman said:
The world's oldest profession



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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: koods]
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koods said:
zappaisgod said:
Journalism is a dieing industry and one of the few things less respected than Congress.  And you certainly don't need a degree in it to practice it


A dieing industry is one that makes dies. You mean it is a dying industry.

:smug:


That always bothered me.  Hair salons are dying industries.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: zappaisgod]
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Dies or dyes?


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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Dies irae.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Dies or dyes?


Dice.

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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
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Ah, I see :strokebeard:


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01]
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Haha she sells her body got 38 votes not that I'm trying to laugh at her. Why do I feel like this thread would be locked if I made it? Is the pub free reign these days?


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Dies or dyes?


Dies = tools for cutting shapes and third person conjugation of to die (to make dead)

Dyed = past tense of dye (to color with a dye)

Deing = past participle of to die (cutting shapes with a die)

Dying = past participle of to die (make dead) and past participle of to dye (to color with a dye)


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: koods]
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Also, Die as in one die, two dice


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01] * 2
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Most of her stories wouldn't require very much money at all to pull off. It's not like it's some Saratonin shit.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
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SirShroomsAlott said:
I hope she makes it all up, I'd rather accept the trolling and that i fell for it than find out she's really just an intelligent moron wasting her life


There's more of them then you'd think. I don't claim to be intelligent but I know I'm wasting my life. Not because of drugs but because I'm doing work far below my capabilities and I feel like I could be doing more for the world.
Sometimes you just are too lazy to care enough :sad:


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