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How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle?
    #21983553 - 07/23/15 08:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

We've all seen her awesome posts. The myth behind the legend, how does she manage her drug-fueled lifestyle?
How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle?
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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01]
    #21983567 - 07/23/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I could be dead wrong, but doesn't she have some sort of high paying job in the pharmaceutical industry?


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01] * 4
    #21983575 - 07/23/15 08:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You actually believe her stories?

:lmafo:


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: hex_enduction] * 3
    #21983580 - 07/23/15 08:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

hex_enduction said:
I could be dead wrong, but doesn't she have some sort of high paying job in the pharmaceutical industry?



Thats like puting the bank robber in charge of the vault.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: luvdemshrooms] * 3
    #21983581 - 07/23/15 08:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I hope she makes it all up, I'd rather accept the trolling and that i fell for it than find out she's really just an intelligent moron wasting her life


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01] * 5
    #21983587 - 07/23/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Don't care


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #21983588 - 07/23/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Women like attention


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Sun King] * 4
    #21983599 - 07/23/15 08:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Sun King said:
Don't care




WOW YOU'RE SO COOL


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: hex_enduction] * 8
    #21983606 - 07/23/15 08:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

hex_enduction said:
I could be dead wrong, but doesn't she have some sort of high paying job in the pharmaceutical industry?




Yeah, she's in quality control


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: koods]
    #21983623 - 07/23/15 08:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

lol or experimental testing.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Gorlax] * 3
    #21983670 - 07/23/15 08:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

she has alot of boyfriends i'd imagine, plus i think she teaches piano?


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Salomon]
    #21983680 - 07/23/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

She robs banks.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Salomon]
    #21983683 - 07/23/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

She is not of this Earth


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #21983691 - 07/23/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Afford what lifestyle? Smoking crack in the ghetto?


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01] * 2
    #21983694 - 07/23/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

daz01 said:
We've all seen her awesome posts. The myth behind the legend, how does she manage her drug-fueled lifestyle?





you forgot "trust fund baby"


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21983830 - 07/23/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

lol im sure shes found plenty of ways to pay for things...


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Bassfreak] * 1
    #21983848 - 07/23/15 09:46 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

For sure has already sold her body in some form for money. It wouldn't break any of her moral standards. Spiraled out of control after supposedly landing some uber job in philly and meeting a junkie/ gay guy. Tricked her into supporting him probably. Using mcdonalds wifi for internet access.



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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21984005 - 07/23/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Afford what lifestyle? Smoking crack in the ghetto?



Yea but that shit gets expensive. :shrug:


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: r00tuuu123] * 1
    #21984021 - 07/23/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
Quote:

hex_enduction said:
I could be dead wrong, but doesn't she have some sort of high paying job in the pharmaceutical industry?



Thats like puting the bank robber in charge of the vault.




Sales reps aren't in charge of much (if that's what she is).  Given the education/knowledge-to-pay ratio, its a sweet gig for the pharma industry.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21984028 - 07/23/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Afford what lifestyle? Smoking crack in the ghetto?



Yea but that shit gets expensive. :shrug:




Yes, yes it does, but when it's your only priority . . .


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