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How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle?
    #21983553 - 07/23/15 08:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

We've all seen her awesome posts. The myth behind the legend, how does she manage her drug-fueled lifestyle?
How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle?
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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01]
    #21983567 - 07/23/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I could be dead wrong, but doesn't she have some sort of high paying job in the pharmaceutical industry?


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01] * 4
    #21983575 - 07/23/15 08:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You actually believe her stories?

:lmafo:


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: hex_enduction] * 3
    #21983580 - 07/23/15 08:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

hex_enduction said:
I could be dead wrong, but doesn't she have some sort of high paying job in the pharmaceutical industry?



Thats like puting the bank robber in charge of the vault.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: luvdemshrooms] * 3
    #21983581 - 07/23/15 08:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I hope she makes it all up, I'd rather accept the trolling and that i fell for it than find out she's really just an intelligent moron wasting her life


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01] * 5
    #21983587 - 07/23/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Don't care


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #21983588 - 07/23/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Women like attention


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Sun King] * 4
    #21983599 - 07/23/15 08:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sun King said:
Don't care




WOW YOU'RE SO COOL


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: hex_enduction] * 8
    #21983606 - 07/23/15 08:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

hex_enduction said:
I could be dead wrong, but doesn't she have some sort of high paying job in the pharmaceutical industry?




Yeah, she's in quality control


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: koods]
    #21983623 - 07/23/15 08:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

lol or experimental testing.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Gorlax] * 3
    #21983670 - 07/23/15 08:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

she has alot of boyfriends i'd imagine, plus i think she teaches piano?


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Salomon]
    #21983680 - 07/23/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

She robs banks.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Salomon]
    #21983683 - 07/23/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

She is not of this Earth


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #21983691 - 07/23/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Afford what lifestyle? Smoking crack in the ghetto?


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01] * 2
    #21983694 - 07/23/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

daz01 said:
We've all seen her awesome posts. The myth behind the legend, how does she manage her drug-fueled lifestyle?





you forgot "trust fund baby"


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21983830 - 07/23/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

lol im sure shes found plenty of ways to pay for things...


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Bassfreak] * 1
    #21983848 - 07/23/15 09:46 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

For sure has already sold her body in some form for money. It wouldn't break any of her moral standards. Spiraled out of control after supposedly landing some uber job in philly and meeting a junkie/ gay guy. Tricked her into supporting him probably. Using mcdonalds wifi for internet access.



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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21984005 - 07/23/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Afford what lifestyle? Smoking crack in the ghetto?



Yea but that shit gets expensive. :shrug:


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: r00tuuu123] * 1
    #21984021 - 07/23/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
Quote:

hex_enduction said:
I could be dead wrong, but doesn't she have some sort of high paying job in the pharmaceutical industry?



Thats like puting the bank robber in charge of the vault.




Sales reps aren't in charge of much (if that's what she is).  Given the education/knowledge-to-pay ratio, its a sweet gig for the pharma industry.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21984028 - 07/23/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Afford what lifestyle? Smoking crack in the ghetto?



Yea but that shit gets expensive. :shrug:




Yes, yes it does, but when it's your only priority . . .


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: badchad]
    #21984080 - 07/23/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeh that's sadly all I've been offered and don't want to be a sales person.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Gorlax] * 1
    #21984122 - 07/23/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The real question is, why do you honestly care. Sounds like a cry for Crystal Gs attention to me. But then again what do I know :shrug:


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21984127 - 07/23/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yep, I'm crying out for Crystal G's attention. Got me. Please if your reading this crystal G. Slide into my DM's!!!


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Gorlax]
    #21984130 - 07/23/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Yep, I'm crying out for Crystal G's attention. Got me. Please if your reading this crystal G. Slide into my DM's!!!



Holy crap the sarcasm is over 9000!!!!


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21984351 - 07/23/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Wealthy parents


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01] * 1
    #21984376 - 07/23/15 12:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Drug addict woman have it easy, what with having a credit card between their legs.

She could also be a trustafarian, have a job, that sort of thing.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 3
    #21984617 - 07/23/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

daz01 said:
We've all seen her awesome posts. The myth behind the legend, how does she manage her drug-fueled lifestyle?





you forgot "trust fund baby"




My parents know im an addict, and therefore have never given me a dime. It's called fucking working. Last corporate job I had I was making 50k.

I save money by renting out rooms instead of getting my own apartment, stuff like that, that's how I afford to do drugs.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G] * 4
    #21984631 - 07/23/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Also, I go through periods of sobriety followed by periods of heavy drug use. When I'm sober, I save up around 10 grand or so every 6 months. Then I relapse and pretty much drain my entire bank account, even though I'm still working when I relapse the money isn't enough. :lolsy: I always manage to stop right when my savings reach 2k though. I'm like "HOLY shit better stop now before I become homeless."


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21984680 - 07/23/15 01:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #21985624 - 07/23/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Also, I go through periods of sobriety followed by periods of heavy drug use.




We all all know that's fucking BS. You made a thread last month about your struggle with addiction to opiates/heroin/suboxone and how you are trying to taper yourself off. Are you now telling us this isn't the case?
CAUGHT YA.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01] * 8
    #21985686 - 07/23/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Who cares?


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21985691 - 07/23/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
Quote:

hex_enduction said:
I could be dead wrong, but doesn't she have some sort of high paying job in the pharmaceutical industry?



Thats like puting the bank robber in charge of the vault.




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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: TNK] * 2
    #21985694 - 07/23/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

if she is selling her body I'm buying.  Fedex some of that pussy


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01] * 12
    #21985713 - 07/23/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Crystal G is a jack-of-all-trades.  Professional wrestler, Iron Chef, PCP assassin, Hello Kitty model, sugar baby.  She does it all with grace and efficiency.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21985717 - 07/23/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I wanna be just like Crystal G when I grow up


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21985913 - 07/23/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I saw your dick pic. You are all grown up.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01] * 1
    #21985924 - 07/23/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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daz01 said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
Also, I go through periods of sobriety followed by periods of heavy drug use.




We all all know that's fucking BS. You made a thread last month about your struggle with addiction to opiates/heroin/suboxone and how you are trying to taper yourself off. Are you now telling us this isn't the case?
CAUGHT YA.




Yeah, because subs are expensive. :facepalm: with insurance they cost me around 100 bucks a month.

I used dope exactly 5 times since March, and bought 200$ worth of roxies since then. Who the hell wouldn't be able to afford that?


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #21985937 - 07/23/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

A dead person.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #21988099 - 07/24/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

@Crystal G

You don't have to justify yourself to these kids, doing so is just a waste of your time, it's not worth it.


Quote:

Gorlax said:
Yep, I'm crying out for Crystal G's attention. Got me. Please if your reading this crystal G. Slide into my DM's!!!



That seemed like a reply fail to me, it seems like his comment was more directed at OP.

Also, this isn't twitter, lol.

Quote:

daz01 said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
Also, I go through periods of sobriety followed by periods of heavy drug use.




We all all know that's fucking BS. You made a thread last month about your struggle with addiction to opiates/heroin/suboxone and how you are trying to taper yourself off. Are you now telling us this isn't the case?
CAUGHT YA.



You didn't catch anyone, sorry bro, you're just coming off as butthurt/ kid of creepy.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21988150 - 07/24/15 01:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ehh every time I make money I blow it too.. I hate money.. but some times it likes me. Recently just blew through way too much. I'm good at managing money when I have a stability but I'm always in these predicaments where I need to dump money. A/c blows out, need new condenser, vacuum out lines, and recharge with freon. Going to need new tires soon. Blow out is inevitable soon. New iphone 5 from friend unknowingly throwing me into the lake with my phone on me. I was going stable for a while too.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Gorlax]
    #21991100 - 07/24/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, I'm pretty good at blowing money.

It's one of my hobbies.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21991168 - 07/24/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

CG, I noticed that you are an articulate writer. Do you work a job where you have to write a lot?


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #21991516 - 07/24/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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CG, I noticed that you are an articulate writer. Do you work a job where you have to write a lot?




No, but I used to work as a writer for a human rights group. I did that for only 2 years, because let's face it, non-profit work hardly pays jack.

I do have a bachelor's degree in political theory & political philosophy, which is where I wrote most of my stuff.

It's a shame writing doesn't pay unless you're in the big leagues. Being a writer would be my dream job.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21991684 - 07/24/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well, I like reading your posts. You should think about doing some writing. You have no shortage of material. That's for sure. :thumbup:


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #21991692 - 07/24/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks. I thought about going back and getting a master's in journalism or something, just so that could get me in the door interning at a news station or something. But getting a master's in journalism sounds like a pretty big gamble… there's a small chance it could end up well, or you could end up unemployed with $40K debt...


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21991700 - 07/24/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

True enough. I want to write a book sometime. I do writing for my work and I would like to take it to the next level. Unfortunately, it is a gamble on whether it will pay off or not.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #21991707 - 07/24/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Journalism is a dieing industry and one of the few things less respected than Congress.  And you certainly don't need a degree in it to practice it


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #21991714 - 07/24/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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You actually believe her stories?

:lmafo:



I know I do,if she does all that for fiction she should be an author.

Something that I should point out is that there are a lot of people with very expensive habits and tastes on this site, doesn't surprise me affordability wise


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #21991749 - 07/24/15 06:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I have spoken to her often enough to believe most if not all of her tales here are credible.  I am not easily gulled.  I think her whack tales are legit.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01]
    #21992083 - 07/24/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I am not insulting CrysG in anyway, but all the junkie girls I used to know are just like her, and they all have sugar daddies, or do favors for money in some form or another.:shrug:


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Lucis]
    #21992174 - 07/24/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

She's been a stripper before and she can be one again.  For a while.  There aint many 40 year old strippers.  There aint a whole lot of 40 year old junkies, either.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21992333 - 07/24/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Sounds to me she is all bark and no bite. Possibly just wants attention.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21992352 - 07/24/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

No.  I think she pretty much tells her real story


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: JustForToday] * 10
    #21992359 - 07/24/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Possibly just wants attention.




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    #21992362 - 07/24/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Lmaooooooo you're the man for that

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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #21992401 - 07/24/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quite possibly the best post ever.  He may have won the 'shroomery.  He's got my vote.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21992422 - 07/24/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Did you have a C-section bro?


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21992427 - 07/24/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Reply to fail.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Lucis]
    #21992439 - 07/24/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Show me your body? Or be quiet. Probably just some fat ass who got done devouring a big mac and fries with a fucking triple thick shake.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21992442 - 07/24/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Quite possibly the best post ever.  He may have won the 'shroomery.  He's got my vote.



Im usually pretty good at ethering people but that was on point :lol:

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Did you have a C-section bro?






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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21992451 - 07/24/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Did you have a C-section bro?



He's a marsupial.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #21992466 - 07/24/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Crystal G you are VERY unattractive and I refuse to believe you get any decent dick at all even after selling yourself down the street at the super 8 for 20 dollars a pop.


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    #21992492 - 07/24/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

JFT you never disappoint Bruh


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21992495 - 07/24/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It was 30 FYI and not worth it


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    #21992513 - 07/24/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #21992549 - 07/24/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal G you are VERY unattractive and I refuse to believe you get any decent dick at all even after selling yourself down the street at the super 8 for 20 dollars a pop.




That's hilarious. FYI, I've posted anonymously many times in the ladies thread, and you're always the one drooling and going "ZOMGZ UR SO HAWT." I think it's funny you haven't realized who I am yet, but then again that is the entire purpose of the ANON feature. Only those who've met me or have been here a long time (+5 years) would recognize me.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21992556 - 07/24/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

edit: see next post


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21992571 - 07/24/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You could probably kick Corpulo's ass.  I know if you and I got in a ring I'd pack a lunch


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21992576 - 07/24/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I was just kidding man. The rest of your body looks good. You should really work on your lower abs though. Sincerely, from one gymrat to another.

edit: This post was directed to JustForToday


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #21992584 - 07/24/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Show me your body? Or be quiet. Probably just some fat ass who got done devouring a big mac and fries with a fucking triple thick shake.




JFT, take pride in yourself, it's good to have some pride.  But I might suggest to not be a braggart about the gains you make, you will be much happier without the crappy attitude.  I am not trying to be an asshole, but you mess with someone else about being needy for attention like all humans are from time to time, and then post hella pics around here and the physical health forum clearly wanting attention yourself.

One thing I have learned in life, we usually end up becoming the thing we judge, kinda strange but I have seen this happen time and time again.  Be humble, build others up, keep moving forward.

Oh yeah, here's my most recent venture into vanity, pic from 7/13/15, I am not even close to where I want to be. 



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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21992585 - 07/24/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Another reply to fail.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21992590 - 07/24/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Wth, has crystal never heard of the reply feature?  Or is she just fucking with you? :lol:


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21992604 - 07/24/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

No idea. Ask her.  I don't think so though.  She is getting sloppy lately in a lot of areas.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21992650 - 07/24/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

All about that "Dad bod" brah


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Gorlax]
    #21992656 - 07/24/15 09:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Must be distracting her.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21993218 - 07/24/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
No idea. Ask her.  I don't think so though.  She is getting sloppy lately in a lot of areas.



Quote:

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No idea. Ask her.  I don't think so though.  She is getting sloppy lately in a lot of areas.




Sry it'd cause I'm posting on mobile. And I almost never use the reply feature, I just use the text at the bottom. That's why it auto replies to you.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #21993238 - 07/24/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

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Possibly just wants attention.




:lolsy:






Who is that?

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    #21993244 - 07/24/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That is God's gift to women. Women who are with him feel inferior to him. They doubt themselves and wonder why someone like him would even bother with them.

That scar is a tummy tuck after getting about 200 pounds of ego liposuctioned out of him. Apparently the plan was to remove 100% of the ego, but an hour into the procedure, and after removing 200 pounds they realized he was still 99.9% ego and decided to stop the procedure.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21993623 - 07/25/15 03:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

actually i think thats just his belly button


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21993642 - 07/25/15 03:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

People always got to talk about something.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G]
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Quote:

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No idea. Ask her.  I don't think so though.  She is getting sloppy lately in a lot of areas.



Quote:

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No idea. Ask her.  I don't think so though.  She is getting sloppy lately in a lot of areas.




Sry it'd cause I'm posting on mobile. And I almost never use the reply feature, I just use the text at the bottom. That's why it auto replies to you.



this is a good point, I post from my 2nd-3rdth gen iPod touch and I'm lucky if I get to the reply feature. Because of this I either use reply as a way to get to a box to type or don't use it at all.Big hassle on mobile devices.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #21993754 - 07/25/15 05:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Crystal G's money making racket is simple.  She fixes children's talent shows, dance competitions, and beauty pageants, always betting on who she knows will win.  She also brutally coaches some little girl she cherry picked from an orphanage.  Crystal G is the craziest stage mom you ever heard of.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Lucis]
    #21994048 - 07/25/15 08:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal G you are VERY unattractive and I refuse to believe you get any decent dick at all even after selling yourself down the street at the super 8 for 20 dollars a pop.




That's hilarious. FYI, I've posted anonymously many times in the ladies thread, and you're always the one drooling and going "ZOMGZ UR SO HAWT." I think it's funny you haven't realized who I am yet, but then again that is the entire purpose of the ANON feature. Only those who've met me or have been here a long time (+5 years) would recognize me.




See how calculated I am? I was just trying to get you to tell on yourself. I won't spill who you are but I know quite well. I still do think that. Anyways, my stomach is skin left over from my weight loss. My trainer says unless I get surgery it will take another year to get it completely tightened.

Quote:

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Quote:

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Show me your body? Or be quiet. Probably just some fat ass who got done devouring a big mac and fries with a fucking triple thick shake.




JFT, take pride in yourself, it's good to have some pride.  But I might suggest to not be a braggart about the gains you make, you will be much happier without the crappy attitude.  I am not trying to be an asshole, but you mess with someone else about being needy for attention like all humans are from time to time, and then post hella pics around here and the physical health forum clearly wanting attention yourself.

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Oh yeah, here's my most recent venture into vanity, pic from 7/13/15, I am not even close to where I want to be. 






That is not bad at all. You got the advantage as you don't have any skin on your stomach. Just diet, lift, and cardio. If I was you I would just focus more on my core and chest. I only hit the bench 2 months out of my whole 14 months of lifting. I was doing cross over cables for chest. So I have no idea how my chest got so big. BTW, you have the same tan as me! XD I am getting that fixed soon as I'm just gonna use a tanning bed from now on.


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    #21994276 - 07/25/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Dark_Star]
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LOL at Chris Griffin calling people unattractive.




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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21994325 - 07/25/15 09:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm out of your price range bud. Stick with your Colombian hooker.


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    #21994442 - 07/25/15 09:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Journalism is a dieing industry and one of the few things less respected than Congress.  And you certainly don't need a degree in it to practice it




A dieing industry is one that makes dies. You mean it is a dying industry.

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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Dark_Star]
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LOL at Chris Griffin calling people unattractive.



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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01] * 1
    #21994518 - 07/25/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The world's oldest profession


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #21994528 - 07/25/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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The world's oldest profession




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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: koods]
    #21994682 - 07/25/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Journalism is a dieing industry and one of the few things less respected than Congress.  And you certainly don't need a degree in it to practice it




A dieing industry is one that makes dies. You mean it is a dying industry.

:smug:




That always bothered me.  Hair salons are dying industries.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21996026 - 07/25/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Dies or dyes?


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21996032 - 07/25/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Dies irae.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21996198 - 07/25/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Dies or dyes?




Dice.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #21996245 - 07/25/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ah, I see :strokebeard:


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01]
    #21996488 - 07/25/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Haha she sells her body got 38 votes not that I'm trying to laugh at her. Why do I feel like this thread would be locked if I made it? Is the pub free reign these days?


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21996976 - 07/25/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Dies or dyes?




Dies = tools for cutting shapes and third person conjugation of to die (to make dead)

Dyed = past tense of dye (to color with a dye)

Deing = past participle of to die (cutting shapes with a die)

Dying = past participle of to die (make dead) and past participle of to dye (to color with a dye)


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: koods]
    #21997051 - 07/25/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Also, Die as in one die, two dice


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: daz01] * 2
    #21997092 - 07/25/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Most of her stories wouldn't require very much money at all to pull off. It's not like it's some Saratonin shit.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21997159 - 07/25/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I hope she makes it all up, I'd rather accept the trolling and that i fell for it than find out she's really just an intelligent moron wasting her life




There's more of them then you'd think. I don't claim to be intelligent but I know I'm wasting my life. Not because of drugs but because I'm doing work far below my capabilities and I feel like I could be doing more for the world.
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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: EllisDSox]
    #21997182 - 07/25/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Most of her stories wouldn't require very much money at all to pull off. It's not like it's some Saratonin shit.




It's true, you could easily live my lifestyle spending $20K or so a year. Meaning if you made at least $3K each month, and really learned to scrimp and save in terms of food and rent, anybody could easily live my lifestyle. Don't bother getting a car if you live in the city, you won't need it and it'll just be added expenses. Pay for health insurance each month though, cause you'll be needing it living my lifestyle :lolsy: Sad but true :sad: Even if you don't have any specific health problems come up (I've been pretty lucky so far), you will need it for rehab eventually or the occasional ER trip due to accidental overdose or whatever.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Eggtimer]
    #21997185 - 07/25/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Do you want us to all rub your back and tell you things are gonna get better?


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 2
    #21997263 - 07/25/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't think her stories are exaggerated as much as she takes some amount of artistic licence to frame it in a way that will piss off uptight people, and entertain the rest of us.  She has also talked about her struggles in a way that shows she is health conscious and realistic, as well as shown alot of insight on subjects other than drugs, but many people choose to view her through their own lens of what it means to be a drug user or woman who is open about her unconventional sexual escapades.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21998379 - 07/26/15 03:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Honestly, I know people who have blown way more but they are full blown H tards. They last until they get caught. a close person I know stole a ring so invaluable to me handed down to me while my grandfather was dying that was valued... at least 15k... so yah.. that's a hard one to swallow knowing some fucking stupid ass pawn shop has my grandfathers death bed ring he gave to me the night before he died. fucked up.. shit gets me every time. That's what I fucking hate heroin/meth addicts. They are fucking pussies. They won't go through withdrawal they will rob you blind with no remorse. I've never felt that feeling on anything. such a shitty feeling knowing he wore that his whole fucking life and then some drug fiend piece of shit stole it... prob sold it for 30$ too... ughhh


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Gorlax]
    #22000599 - 07/26/15 04:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Honestly, I know people who have blown way more but they are full blown H tards. They last until they get caught. a close person I know stole a ring so invaluable to me handed down to me while my grandfather was dying that was valued... at least 15k... so yah.. that's a hard one to swallow knowing some fucking stupid ass pawn shop has my grandfathers death bed ring he gave to me the night before he died. fucked up.. shit gets me every time. That's what I fucking hate heroin/meth addicts. They are fucking pussies. They won't go through withdrawal they will rob you blind with no remorse. I've never felt that feeling on anything. such a shitty feeling knowing he wore that his whole fucking life and then some drug fiend piece of shit stole it... prob sold it for 30$ too... ughhh




I have never robbed anybody in my life. Occasionally shoplifted cheap items from a store sure (like under $20-$30), but I have never stolen items from a person.

Actually that's not a true, I do have a habit of being a kleptomaniac, but I always only steal items that are under $5. Items that I steal from friend's places for example, will be like a pair of tweezers or a cheese grater or like maybe a burned CD that isn't even worth anything. I never steal anything valuable.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22000631 - 07/26/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Actually that's not a true, I do have a habit of being a kleptomaniac, but I always only steal items that are under $5. Items that I steal from friend's places for example, will be like a pair of tweezers or a cheese grater or like maybe a burned CD that isn't even worth anything. I never steal anything valuable.




Christ you're bloody boring

i once took TWO complimentary mints instead of one.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: Crystal G]
    #22000645 - 07/26/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm sure they would have disposed of those things by the time you got your hands on them if they held no sort of value Crystal.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: druqs]
    #22000649 - 07/26/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Actually that's not a true, I do have a habit of being a kleptomaniac, but I always only steal items that are under $5. Items that I steal from friend's places for example, will be like a pair of tweezers or a cheese grater or like maybe a burned CD that isn't even worth anything. I never steal anything valuable.




Christ you're bloody boring

i once took TWO complimentary mints instead of one.





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    #22000668 - 07/26/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i felt bad so i went back after with a little note that said:

'sorry about the mints'



its okay to steal as long as your mother makes you cry while writing an apology letter.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: druqs]
    #22000721 - 07/26/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Crystal H once brought a keg of Yeungling to Trent anus and sold 5$ cups to all the thirsty patrons for a night.  She left with like 400$, and that was just in an evening. Crystal makes money.


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Re: How does Crystal G afford her lifestyle? [Re: druqs]
    #22000793 - 07/26/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Actually that's not a true, I do have a habit of being a kleptomaniac, but I always only steal items that are under $5. Items that I steal from friend's places for example, will be like a pair of tweezers or a cheese grater or like maybe a burned CD that isn't even worth anything. I never steal anything valuable.




Christ you're bloody boring

i once took TWO complimentary mints instead of one.




I do grab two handfuls of those mints whenever I see them at restaurants :lol:

But hey, the value is still worth under $5 and I'm a customer so in my mind it's not REALLY stealing


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