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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: D.M.T] * 1
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Wow.....just 24....yet sooooo wise. :strokebeard3: ...Happy birthday Bill!


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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Thayendanegea]
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why thank you! :mushroom2:


its 1:05pm and my dumbass parents have yet to wish me a happy birthday...and I talked to both of them on the phone an hour ago.

they forgot about me :frown:


doesn't surprise me seeing as how they are loser drug addicts


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I do not know its name; I call it tao.
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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Sometimes when I fart my back cracks


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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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A wise soul, dare i say an old soul?

God says Happy Birthday (not that i talk to him! :lol:). God's proud of u :smile:

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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
Connoisseur said:
like you farted so hard you got a head rush and passed out?

or you farted so hard and got so embarrassed you instantly took a ton of etiz and blacked out?



The first one.


And thanks for the happy bday wishes LC! I am 24 today. I know, im a youngin.

and yes, I would be quite scared :lol:


Happy birthday man! I'm about to turn 23 and still feel old


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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
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Happy vaginal exiting day.

24 years, 9 months ago, your dad plowed your mother, and didn't pull out. Good shit.


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yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Psychonautica said:
24 years, 9 months ago, your dad plowed your mother, and didn't pull out. Good shit.


:haha:


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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Amanita86] * 1
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Amanita86 said:
Psychonautica said:
24 years, 9 months ago, your dad plowed your mother, and didn't pull out. Good shit.


:haha:


Hey guys, what position do you think bills parents fucked in, to make him?

He doesn't seem like a missionary guy, I'd imagine it was something weird.

(Let's all be as descriptive as possible too, it is his birthday after all)

Why is it a tradition among my friends and family, to harass, and give someone loads of shit, on their birthday? Does anyone else do that? Like if it's your birthday you're going to catch flak from everyone in my family. Especially when you turn 50, if you turn 50 in my family you can bet you're going to get some Depends, and a walker as a gift from someone.


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Psychonautica]
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I usually just wake up with liquor being poured all over my face


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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
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Rebelutionsssss said:
I usually just wake up with liquor being poured all over my face


If you were in my family, someone would light that liquor on fire, after the fact.

Also you'd probably wake up with somebodies balls on your forehead, in my family.


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Psychonautica]
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I'd guess doggy style since you're more likely to inflict a pregnancy when you can really "drive it home".  That's my guess.


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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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IF you really blacked out

:lolsy:

hahahahahaha!!!!


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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: SunnyD]
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Daddyzomed said:
IF you really blacked out

:lolsy:

hahahahahaha!!!!


That's nothing Elvis farted and He died.
:notsureif: Oreilly is the next King of Rock and Roll. :hmm:


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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: r00tuuu123]
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Lmfao you guys are hilarious


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Amanita86]
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Amanita86 said:
I'd guess doggy style since you're more likely to inflict a pregnancy when you can really "drive it home".  That's my guess.


Really? Even that seems tame to me, he said his parents had a drug problem, I bet they get WEIRD as fuck.


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Psychonautica]
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Ok, an accidental result of a coke fueled, oiled up, naked twister orgy atop a glass table on the neighbors balcony while the dog was barking and Elvis was blasting on the record player.. :shrug:


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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Psychonautica]
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ive had some bed time farts that were super long lasting and much a relief that I passed out. I dont know if thats the same.


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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Amanita86]
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Amanita86 said:
Ok, an accidental result of a coke fueled, oiled up, naked twister orgy atop a glass table on the neighbors balcony while the dog was barking and Elvis was blasting on the record player.. :shrug:



The verdict is in, this is the one.

Bill, do us all a favor, and ask them how you were concieved so we don't have to wonder any longer.

My money is on this one, though.

I think it was in the back of a tractor-trailer at a truck stop , though, if it was the result of a coke fueled naked twister orgy, but that's just me personally.


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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