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LobsterSauce

Registered: 11/09/08
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I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21617318 - 04/30/15 02:04 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

This bad boy really guzzles the gas.

I hope I can afford this road runner because it's a real stunner. It would be a shame to burst my account over a used car but at least it's not sub par.

Just wait till I cruise slower than normal past the folks who took me for a bozo. Their cars can't cruise control.

There's a new sheriff on patrol.

It's a 2.3l monster.

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Mescalitoe
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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

[Re: LobsterSauce]
#21617330 - 04/30/15 02:07 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Pics? What model?

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fee
Im he who is the

Registered: 01/16/03
Posts: 18,238
Loc: amsterdam

Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21617481 - 04/30/15 02:59 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

2.3l monster?
I'm confused.

Pics or you're trolling.

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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21617491 - 04/30/15 03:00 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

my audi only took premium gas and got like 23mpg roughly. ended up selling it though, came off the lot with issues

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lets drive around
That kid with a stupid low Jetta

Registered: 07/25/13
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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21617537 - 04/30/15 03:17 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Still not as fast as my civic. I'm running a spoon engine with a t66 turbo, direct port injected nos and a motech systems exhaust.

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everybodyhaha

Registered: 03/20/15
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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21617544 - 04/30/15 03:20 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Damn, you're a fuckin baller.

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trekie
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Loc: Larger cities

Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21617545 - 04/30/15 03:20 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

You have More in mods than the car is worth.

:hugitout:

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Op I know those feels. I own a 95 Cherokee gets 15 mpg.

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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21617773 - 04/30/15 04:27 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I have vehicles that couldn't get 15 mpg downhill in a hurricane.

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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21617821 - 04/30/15 04:42 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

i want to turn a diesel lawn tractor into a road buggy, i bet id get like 40 miles per fillup. Just need to change the transmission i think, some turn signals, and instead of an airbag, ill have it shoot out a lawnbag filled with mulch

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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21617830 - 04/30/15 04:44 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

It would probably get far more than 40mpg, so unless the tank is smaller than a gallon, the range will be more than 40 miles.

I used to have a diesel rabbit that got 50 miles to a gallon highway.

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r00tuuu123
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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21617955 - 04/30/15 05:18 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Enlil said:

I have vehicles that couldn't get 15 mpg downhill in a hurricane.

What do you drive? An Abrams tank? :lol:

:lol:

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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21618074 - 04/30/15 05:49 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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r00tuuu123
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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21618127 - 04/30/15 06:03 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

My second Guess would have been this.

:lol:

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LobsterSauce

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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21618149 - 04/30/15 06:12 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I am a master of cruise control.

Nobody controls their cruise cruisier than me.

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trekie
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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21618161 - 04/30/15 06:15 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

My gas guzzler doesn't even have ABS.

it does have power steering.... Now.

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r00tuuu123
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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21618211 - 04/30/15 06:29 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

So you have a CJ5 with a 304 ?

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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21618224 - 04/30/15 06:33 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I wish 95 XJ with 304. But it's a two door. :ifyoucanawe:

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r00tuuu123
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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21618256 - 04/30/15 06:40 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

trekie said:

I wish 95 XJ with 304. But it's a two door.

Nice to meet another Jeep guy. :manofapproval:

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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

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#21618261 - 04/30/15 06:42 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

My wife has a wrangler tj. I've had many jeeps, but they were 70s full size cherokees and wagoneers

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Re: I bought a "new" old Audi

[Re: LobsterSauce]
#21618300 - 04/30/15 06:56 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

2.3 liters of panty foaming fury

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