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Went to Confession today....
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So I went to confession today shroomery. I'm not proud of it but I had stuff that needed to be brought before the Lord. :sad:

I'll spare you the details but things such as

"There was a sale on Hurricane malt liquor......."

or

".....solo on the devils clarinet"

were spoken on :facepalm: . I hope you guys still look up to me and view me as the shroomeries patron saint. :levitate:


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: Almond Flour]
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When is the last time you guys went to confession?

...you do go to confession don't you :morningtoke:


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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: Almond Flour] * 7
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:burke:

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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: psi] * 3
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what the actual fuck? :discorex:


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Applying Jungian ideas to the psychedelic experience

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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: Almond Flour] * 2
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Did you confess to being a troll?


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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: Mental Taco]
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Mental Taco said:
Did you confess to being a troll?


No because I'm not. I actually went


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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: Almond Flour]
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I encourage all of you to go. We all know what happens if you die,with unrepentant mortal sin on your soul

:onfire:


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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
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You confessed to jerking off?

Religion :facepalm:


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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: KingKnowledge] * 4
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The whole concept of catholic confession is totally fucked up. It's like a free pass for being a shitty person.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: koods]
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koods said:
The whole concept of catholic confession is totally fucked up. It's like a free pass for being a shitty person.


Not at all.


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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
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Almond Flour said:
When is the last time you guys went to confession?

...you do go to confession don't you :morningtoke:


No, I don't. If I step foot in a church I spontaneously combust.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: koods] * 2
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I confess, I am a shitty person!


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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: Almond Flour] * 3
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Did you bring your kid to confessions, Almond? I'm sure the priest would love to see your kid. :evil:

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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: Uzziel]
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Uzziel said:
Did you bring your kid to confessions, Almond? I'm sure the priest would love to see your kid. :evil:


I want my Kid to embrace the faith on his own. Kids should not be worried about hell or scary shit so young.

But YOU people are grown ass sinful adults just like myself. We have no excuse


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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: Almond Flour]
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Almond Flour said:
koods said:
The whole concept of catholic confession is totally fucked up. It's like a free pass for being a shitty person.


Not at all.


That may not be what it was intended for, but a lot of people sure seem to see it that way.

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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
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Almond Flour said:
Uzziel said:
Did you bring your kid to confessions, Almond? I'm sure the priest would love to see your kid. :evil:


I want my Kid to embrace the faith on his own. Kids should not be worried about hell or scary shit so young.

But YOU people are grown ass sinful adults just like myself. We have no excuse


I don't need an excuse, because I don't believe in fairy tales :tomatoface:

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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: 1234go]
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1234go said:
Almond Flour said:
koods said:
The whole concept of catholic confession is totally fucked up. It's like a free pass for being a shitty person.


Not at all.


That may not be what it was intended for, but a lot of people sure seem to see it that way.


I have heard of priests not absolving people's sins if they are just being a bull shitter. I promise if you went into confession ever week with a fucking smirk on your face saying

"Just can't seem to lay off those prostitutes :datass:" The priest would politely tell you to get the fuck out.


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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: Almond Flour]
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Did you confess to using mind altering substances?


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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: Connoisseur]
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Connoisseur said:
Did you confess to using mind altering substances?


Scandinavian tobbacco  and coffee aren't frowned on. Even illicit drugs (if done for strictly  therapeutic  reasons) are not frowned on, but I only indulge in beer, nicotine, and coffee :shrug:


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Re: Went to Confession today.... [Re: Almond Flour]
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I see

Did you used to take other substances?


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