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Dosile Kouki
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today

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#14311140 - 04/18/11 09:46 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

well my goal wasn't too far from what your goal was in the same situation Ellen ! it's just you used your voice to accomplish yours and i used my colon to accomplish mine. The end result is the same. Your way was more righteous though, but mine was more memorable.

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Patlal
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today

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#14311160 - 04/18/11 09:52 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Accomplishing an amazing feat is farting in a hot chicks face?

You need bigger challenges.

But still, funny. A signshould be made 'if you are not disabled, you will be farted on"

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Dosile Kouki
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today

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#14311171 - 04/18/11 09:55 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Patlal, your mission today is to fart on a strangers face even once today. Try that. Then you will see how much of an achievement it is to rip two diabolical farts to the face of the same person.

" beware of flatulence "

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Patlal
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today

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#14311177 - 04/18/11 09:58 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

DosileFlynn said:

Patlal, your mission today is to fart on a strangers face even once today. Try that. Then you will see how much of an achievement it is to rip two diabolical farts to the face of the same person.

" beware of flatulence "

Mission accepted.

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Dosile Kouki
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today

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#14311188 - 04/18/11 10:01 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

AWESOME

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Dosile Kouki
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#14865580 - 08/03/11 02:28 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

i managed to accomplish this feat for a second time today. i am becoming a veteran at the sneak-o-fart to the face of a stranger on trains. and this one was pretty dirty as well, because i've been hitting up the gym lately, and any gym rat knows what protein farts are like. this poor fella copped two to the face, and whats even better was that i tried to like hold hte fart in and let it out slowly as to not make any sound, but it ended up making one of those ' squeeze the top of the balloon and let the air out ' noises

feelsawkwardman

but my colon prevailed, nothing was said, stranger copped it sweet

:birthday:

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Enjoywho
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today

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#14865640 - 08/03/11 02:42 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

This thread delivers.

:rofl:

I'm a busser at a restaurant and I've definitely let my fair share rip next to a table. Always hilarious.

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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today

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#14865668 - 08/03/11 02:51 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

I am a big fan of this thread.

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#21359149 - 03/04/15 01:02 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Trent does not realise the power of his anus.

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