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Dosile Kouki
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I accomplished an amazing feat today 3
#14309430 - 04/17/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Today i fulfilled the role of " Karmic Retributor ".
I was on the train today goin to university, and i was standing in the isles leaning against the disabled seat. Suddenly i noticed that the lady who was sitting in the disabled seat on a very busy train was a young and able bodied chick. I knew it was my calling from the universe to act and so i thought i have a duty here to deal out this ladies karma.
I managed to sneak-o rip two farts to her face over about a 30 minute train ride. and these farts were pretty nasty man, like usually i don't mind the smell of my own farts, but these ones. fark. they were something else. even i was thinking orrhhh man thats dirty.
These farts i ripped couldn't have been more then a foot away from her face too, and i know she got a woft of it because after the first one she let out a suggestive cough, like an 'ahhh hummm' sort of thing. But i wasn't done yet. she still remained in the seat and so i dropped the nagasaki on her and went for round 2.
It was glorious.
But it had to be done ay, opportunities like that are too good to pass up. How many of you can say you've blown two farts to the face of a complete stranger at got away with it??
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14309439 - 04/17/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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you showed that bitch who's the boss i'm sure she won't be taking that seat anymore because of fear of smelly people
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: woutah]
#14309445 - 04/17/11 10:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is Karma going to be the new hivemind topic for the next week or so?
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14309449 - 04/17/11 10:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't know if that is really karma, but it is fucking hilarious.
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so i dropped the nagasaki on her and went for round 2.
Killed myself laughing right there. And to answer your question, I don't like to even fart in public, so blowing farts in strangers faces is something else all together.
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: The Vapor]
#14309462 - 04/17/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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to the face man , like i'm not even joking, it would have been 6 inches to a foot away from her face!!!
i wish i took a photo of that shit ay.
garlic heavy dinner the night before for the win!
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14309476 - 04/17/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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you dick
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: StaleShrooms]
#14309557 - 04/17/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm sure it was rotten, but nothing, and I mean nothing, will ever top the fart I let loose on our final approach into Puerto Rico. It was a nonstop flight from charlotte and that bitch had been brewing for hours. It was totally silent. Only seconds after it's birth I heard the guy behind me (step daughter's bf) yell GODDAMN!!
It was so fucking
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14309601 - 04/17/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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so i dropped the nagasaki on her and went for round 2.
I don't think I could've kept a straight face, I can't even keep one thinking about it. I bet that
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14309610 - 04/17/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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How did you know she was able bodied?
Did you give her a physical?
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Baby_Hitler] 1
#14309717 - 04/17/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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fungal - mine were silent too, thats why it was so good. its a stealth fart and then it becomes a game of like who dropped the fart and everyone starts trying to work out who the smell emanated from. sometimes i throw people off the trail by going orhhh and looking around in disgust. its so funny. but i dont think there was any doubt in her mind who farted on her. i got her good bro. 
bassido - yeah i couldn't keep a straight face either, but luckily i had my arse pointed towards her face and she couldn't see my smile. i damn near bust out laughing though. i had to hold my breathe for about 10 seconds after i let out the 2nd fart to stop myself laughing.
hitler - her body was in fine working order, trust me. i would have loved to give her a physical, were she not sitting in the disabled seat.
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14309730 - 04/17/11 11:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Was there someone else who needed the seat or something?
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: blewmeanie] 1
#14309741 - 04/17/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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at that moment in time, no.
there was no one who specifically needed the seat, but there was plenty of older people on the train standing up. able bodied as well admittedly. but yeah. once i realised the opportunity that was presenting itself i couldn't help myself. my bowels had a mind of their own.
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14310705 - 04/18/11 07:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Next time take video. I think we could all love such a thang.
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Fungal-one]
#14310718 - 04/18/11 07:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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God bless you, sir.
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14310743 - 04/18/11 07:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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you sound like a juvenile dick
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Cherk] 1
#14310751 - 04/18/11 07:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Easy there, pedobear.
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Cherk]
#14310767 - 04/18/11 07:50 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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haha thats fowl but funny as hell. In turn for you dealing out a dish of bad karma you may have aquired some yourself. If you "accidently" fall down the stairs you should be back at square one. No bad karma and you got the pleasure of blowing chunks in some random person face sounds like the perfect day to me.
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14310779 - 04/18/11 07:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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oi durdty boi! i have been on public transport in my city. i have had to get vocal with ppl as well..
onetime this hugely obese guy was taking up 3 seats, a tiny asian lady holding a baby had nowhere to sit.
as she struggled to stand, while holding her baby on a moving bus. everybody stood their watching- thinking, "should we do something?"
needless to say, nobody did. or i didnt give them a chance to. i screamed at the fat man, and embarassed him.
he moved and let the woman sit. i felt happy for accomplishing that small feat

i have many "septa-stories"
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14310795 - 04/18/11 08:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Girls can't tri-fart
I'm just sayin'
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: STIKAROUND]
#14310803 - 04/18/11 08:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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STIKAROUND said: haha thats fowl but funny as hell

I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face then, I would have cracked up horribly
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Mello Kitty] 1
#14311140 - 04/18/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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well my goal wasn't too far from what your goal was in the same situation Ellen ! it's just you used your voice to accomplish yours and i used my colon to accomplish mine. The end result is the same. Your way was more righteous though, but mine was more memorable.
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14311160 - 04/18/11 09:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Accomplishing an amazing feat is farting in a hot chicks face?
You need bigger challenges.
But still, funny. A signshould be made 'if you are not disabled, you will be farted on"
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Patlal]
#14311171 - 04/18/11 09:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Patlal, your mission today is to fart on a strangers face even once today. Try that. Then you will see how much of an achievement it is to rip two diabolical farts to the face of the same person.
" beware of flatulence "
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14311177 - 04/18/11 09:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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DosileFlynn said: Patlal, your mission today is to fart on a strangers face even once today. Try that. Then you will see how much of an achievement it is to rip two diabolical farts to the face of the same person.
" beware of flatulence "
Mission accepted.
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Patlal]
#14311188 - 04/18/11 10:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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AWESOME
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14865580 - 08/03/11 02:28 AM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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i managed to accomplish this feat for a second time today. i am becoming a veteran at the sneak-o-fart to the face of a stranger on trains. and this one was pretty dirty as well, because i've been hitting up the gym lately, and any gym rat knows what protein farts are like. this poor fella copped two to the face, and whats even better was that i tried to like hold hte fart in and let it out slowly as to not make any sound, but it ended up making one of those ' squeeze the top of the balloon and let the air out ' noises
feelsawkwardman
but my colon prevailed, nothing was said, stranger copped it sweet
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14865640 - 08/03/11 02:42 AM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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This thread delivers.

I'm a busser at a restaurant and I've definitely let my fair share rip next to a table. Always hilarious.
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: Enjoywho]
#14865668 - 08/03/11 02:51 AM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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I am a big fan of this thread.
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Re: I accomplished an amazing feat today [Re: bryguy27007]
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