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Shroomopotamus
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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps

[Re: zZZz]
#20812573 - 11/09/14 04:51 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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Lhouse
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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps

[Re: zZZz]
#20812601 - 11/09/14 05:09 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

zZZz said:

Why are u making and bumping religion threads?..

It's a religion based on the Big Lebowski. :chillpill:

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Shroomopotamus
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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps

[Re: koods]
#20812604 - 11/09/14 05:13 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

koods said:

Some countries already practice this religion, called the siesta.

koods, do u remmbember thus?

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps

[Re: Shroomopotamus]
#20812706 - 11/09/14 06:38 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Shroomopotamus said:

I'm starting up a religion based on naps.
Everyone who joins will have religious freedom to nap throughout the day.
Sleep is healthy and naps are cool and more people should nap more often and stuff.
People in this religion will not be at risk of losing their jobs from napping at work as such event would put them at risk of a lawsuit for discrimination towards ones religion.

Everyone's welcome to join!

Joined

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Peace of Mind 1
Incel Basement Dweller

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps

[Re: Shroomopotamus]
#20812719 - 11/09/14 06:50 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Sign me up.

A mattress will be our equivalent to a cross. In fact, I demand all mattresses be shaped as such. We must lay on them as though we are being crucified. The good thing is that's probably the only way to sleep on a cross shaped mattress, so it's a good way to just push our beliefs on people so they have no other option. We've definitely got a leg up on this religion thing.

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spore baby

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps

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#20817626 - 11/10/14 07:45 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Edited by spore baby (12/13/14 07:42 PM)

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koods
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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps

[Re: spore baby]
#20817833 - 11/10/14 10:08 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

They look kinda catholic

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps

[Re: koods]
#20821330 - 11/11/14 12:02 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Like that napsack.

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