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I'm starting a religion based on naps * 3
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I'm starting up a religion based on naps.
Everyone who joins will have religious freedom to nap throughout the day.
Sleep is healthy and naps are cool and more people should nap more often and stuff.
People in this religion will not be at risk of losing their jobs from napping at work as such event would put them at risk of a lawsuit for discrimination towards ones religion.

Everyone's welcome to join!


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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
(<3);}

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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:doublefacepalm:


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Feel free, be free.

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
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I'll join. The last church I joined was too good for me.


We could pass out blankets to members

listening to soothing music

Still need a god

How about a supreme cat being?

Edited by lazyfingers (04/22/14 11:25 PM)

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: lazyfingers]
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lazyfingers said:
I'll join. The last church I joined was too good for me.
:rolleyes:



BABY COME BACK!! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME! Or not...


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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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.

Edited by spore baby (12/20/14 06:46 AM)

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: FlyingBird]
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indoctrinate  :yawn:


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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: lazyfingers] * 1
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This would be spectacular

There's nothing I'd love more than to get some shut-eye after my lunch break at work


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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Sign me up


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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: Soluminia]
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Sorry guys, it's my religious nap time. It's basically a hate crime if you wake me up.

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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I'm in and I'd bet your employer would have to provide you a couch to remain within the law. :thumbup:


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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: MrHill]
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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: lazyfingers] * 1
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Some countries already practice this religion, called the siesta.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: MrHill]
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Parrott said:
It's basically a hate crime if you wake me up.


honk my butt off


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: lazyfingers]
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lazyfingers said:



This is the best video ever created


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: Sheekle]
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I do love a good nap. Sign me up.

Plus I dream constantly so a total bonus.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: lazyfingers] * 1
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.

Edited by spore baby (12/20/14 06:47 AM)

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: lazyfingers]
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remember those naps in skool after recess?. after playing in the hot sun running around and shit, then you would go back into the classroom and the teach would have the ac running full blast and then she would turn off the lights and tell us to put our heads down or whatever and chill. best naps ever.. :cool:


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https://discord.gg/NHHd5y2Uyv

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: zZZz] * 1
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zZZz said:
remember those naps in skool after recess?. after playing in the hot sun running around and shit, then you would go back into the classroom and the teach would have the ac running full blast and then she would turn off the lights and tell us to put our heads down or whatever and chill. best naps ever.. :cool:


luvd it


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: Sheekle] * 2
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that's actually how my second grade teacher got caught smoking crack in class

she'd tell us all to take naps and then apparently she'd smoke heaps of crack  :wellholyshit:


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: I'm starting a religion based on naps [Re: zZZz]
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zZZz said:
remember those naps in skool after recess?. after playing in the hot sun running around and shit, then you would go back into the classroom and the teach would have the ac running full blast and then she would turn off the lights and tell us to put our heads down or whatever and chill. best naps ever.. :cool:


I never got naps in school. Until high school. Slept through 8 hours a day of classes. Aced all my tests. Too easy.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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