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Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado.
#19969315 - 05/10/14 08:17 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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My pal and I were really stoned and came up with this idea. Basically it'd be like the cannabis cup except instead of companies competing it would be regional teams. Tickets for spectating would pay for the weed smoke in the arena/playing fields and part (>50%) of the proceeds would go to charity.
You could have specific challenges catered to different stoner activities.
The 1 gram bud race (one v one, tournament elim style). The 1 gram dab race. Edible eating competition. The 1 ounce bud team event. The quarter ounce dab team event. The hotbox gauntlet. A tastiest edible bake off. The quarter pound blunt marathon. "Best blunt" rolling competition. ...More?
I actually think this could (and eventually will) be pulled off successfully. Either way, it's fun to talk about and picture. Imagine dispensaries sponsoring it, musicians coming to perform and partake in the challenges, and the general hubris this event would generate.
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#19969325 - 05/10/14 08:20 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think it should be like the normal olympic events, but you just get incredibly stoned first.
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#19969334 - 05/10/14 08:22 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: Legend]
#19969336 - 05/10/14 08:23 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Legend said:
Jealous cause you didn't think of it first?
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: Legend] 1
#19969340 - 05/10/14 08:24 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sounds pretry lame.
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: Enjoywho]
#19969344 - 05/10/14 08:26 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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You should call it the "Toke-In".
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: TheGreenArrow] 1
#19969351 - 05/10/14 08:28 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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@EnjoyWho: So does a team of large men throwing around an oddly shaped ball in an attempt to get it to the end of a field.
To each his own.
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#19969362 - 05/10/14 08:31 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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TheGreenArrow said: You should call it the "Toke-In".
Now there's a name.
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: ModestMouse]
#19969366 - 05/10/14 08:32 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: @EnjoyWho: So does a team of large men throwing around an oddly shaped ball in an attempt to get it to the end of a field.
To each his own.
Them niggas gettin paid. I wish I made millions on the games me an my friends play for fun.
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: Enjoywho]
#19969367 - 05/10/14 08:33 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Smoking weed isn't a sport though
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: Enjoywho]
#19969382 - 05/10/14 08:36 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anything can become a sport so long as there are two parties competing at it.
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: ModestMouse]
#19969607 - 05/10/14 09:31 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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It would be interesting to see who can take the biggest bong rip. I'd sign up for that shit.
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: Pretty Lights]
#19969811 - 05/10/14 10:27 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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We should do this with psychedelics. Bring your own acid or shrooms. Then get people to do a bunch of crazy stuff, sprints, kayaking, obstacle courses... The while nine
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: 404]
#19969876 - 05/10/14 10:42 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think it would be funny to get a bunch of random people in an arena for a month with nothing to do but smoke and then every day you could throw another object in, but they'd all be really crappy objects that serve no purpose, so in between that you could give them rocks, bb guns, swords and like practical joke devices and see how long it takes for one of them to get hurt.
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: ModestMouse]
#19969881 - 05/10/14 10:43 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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Where is the HOW MANY BIGS RIPZ CAN U TAKE contest?
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: Uzziel] 1
#19970097 - 05/10/14 11:49 PM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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they already have it....and have had it for the past 30 years.
its called the bongathon
www.bong-a-thon.com
competitive toking since the 70s, gonna try to go this year
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year the field has up to 25 entries open. To enter; Purchase your invitation, and enter into the Individual Bong-a-Thon contest for a $$$ fee. The fee includes a 7 gram can of cannabis, a 18" glass competition bong, Bong-a-Thon tray, poker, and lighter.
Open Bong-a-Thon
Second event will be "Open" Bong-a-Thon. This event is open to ALL invitees. Simply bring YOUR bong (any bong), 3.5 grams of cannabis, and a loader! We will verify the weight, give you a runners number and enter you into the open event. No additional charge to participate!
Fastest Gram
Your gram of cannabis, our bong, and a stop watch. The top three fastest individuals will compete on stage for the fastest gram Saturday evening.
Team Bong-a-Thon
5 individuals smoking 1 oz out of a custom Bong-a-Thon glass Hookah. The only rules to 5 man hookah comp is, There are NO rules!
Relay Bong-a-Thon
7 member teams, each individual smoking a gram and passing the bong to the next team member. First team to smoke 1/4oz wins!
Dab-Out
BHO earwax competition. .10 gram of wax smoked every minute for as long as you can go…
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: ModestMouse]
#19970143 - 05/11/14 12:05 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: Anything can become a sport so long as there are two parties competing at it.
No. it really cant. Who can smoke more weed is laughable.
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: Enjoywho]
#19970153 - 05/11/14 12:09 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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So is who can eat the most hot dogs. Yet we have these sports.
Watch out, EnjoyWho doesnt approve of certain things as sports. Red flag!
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: Enjoywho]
#19970156 - 05/11/14 12:10 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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the only reason its laughable is cause you get so stoned
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Re: Lets start the Green Olympics in Colorado. [Re: The Vapor]
#19970217 - 05/11/14 12:35 AM (9 years, 10 months ago) |
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StateOfMind404 said: We should do this with psychedelics. Bring your own acid or shrooms. Then get people to do a bunch of crazy stuff, sprints, kayaking, obstacle courses... The while nine
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The Vapor said: I think it should be like the normal olympic events, but you just get incredibly stoned first.
These would be awesome
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