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reality is a figment of your hallucination

Anyway, thank you for setting my mind at ease. It's much easier to love the fuzz than to start from scratch again.

You have strange green shit growing in your ear, eye, belly button, arse or other bodily orifice.

There is a swarm of flies surrounding you everywhere you go.

You have a rank odor that people can't stand to be around.

Solutions if you are contaminated: Bathe in 100% peroxide or bleach.
Note: bathing at least 1 time a week after decontamination may help.

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-From a registered Mad Scientist

"From a certain point of view"
-Jedi Master Obiwan Kenobi (also a Mad Scientist tm)