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I spilled my morning coffee while reading this!
    #1953696 - 09/26/03 07:32 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

It was posted by a hard core sceptic in a privet community a short while ago. Interestingly I felt a powerful Deja Vu while compiling this post.


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Okay... this is in the category of ... WTF?
Traffic is in shambles these past few days in NYC, the UN General Assembly is in town and really screwing traffic up each time they gather... not to mention that Bush was here messing with traffic too. Because of security checks, the 6-line subway has been chaos (it goes near the UN) in the mornings... that's the one I take, so I decided to catch a cab to get to work.

The cab driver was a really nice guy from India, Raj, who became a citizen 6 years ago... we got to talking and he was complaining that he wasn't making any money because of the traffic. Then... he mentioned this...

He picked up a fare yesterday near the UN, he was seriously suited up as a high-end businessman. His limo never made it, and he had to get downtown to the Federal Reserve. It turns out he was a chief counseler on world affairs for the FR, finsihing some meetings at the UN. Raj said he seemed more aggitated and pissed that should be normal for missing his limo... then he blurted out, "Do you know what they're doing in there? Nothing that's what." Raj asked what does he mean. "This is all a shell game, they really don't have any control and are desperately trying to keep the world in one piece until 2012." Raj asked what happens in 2012, he responded, "You don't want to know."

This is as close to Raj's rendition of the story as I can tell, I just got out of the cab 15 minutes ago. This is no joke... that's Raj's story.

Raj and I were just chatting... this aspect of his day came up after we were complaining about the UN-related traffic (it is horrible here), the rough weekend (massive traffic), and politics relating to the UN activity. It's not as though he was anxious to relate the story. I took his account to be genuine... very nice man, picture of his family in the cab, personable, funny, easy-going.... certainly not your "typical nutty NY cabbie"

again... WTF?






Hee hee hee!


Seriously, if this story is correct, it further confirms my hypothesis that some high end government officials know well and clear of what's going on (like that environment minister in the UK last month) and wish to come clean but lack support, a section in my Master Plan is designed to address this opportunity.
But thanks to all VERRY helpful messiahs like Shroomism, cough cough, they'll take their secret to their grave.
Have a nice shift.


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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: cleaner]
    #1953785 - 09/26/03 08:21 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

what do YOU think happens 2012? And by the way, after my 2 Illuminati posts, my Internet Explorer is working super slow now, like when I type something to post, it has a 5 second delay for each letter. This is only the case while I am on the shroomery, anybody else expeirience a slow down at the Shroomery? wtf is wrong with my IE?!!

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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: chodamunky]
    #1953794 - 09/26/03 08:26 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

> wtf is wrong with my IE?!!

Somebody else had this problem a week or so ago. It ended up being spyware that had installed itself on their machine. The slowdown was only seen on the shroomery.


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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: chodamunky]
    #1953828 - 09/26/03 08:47 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

A good friend of mine was a big Y2k buff.  He didn't think it would be the end of the world, but he made notions of it.  In March of 2000 I was at a party with him, we were talking about Y2k yada yada yada...  And he was telling me that for as cautious and careful he tried to be when it came to Y2k, he said that he had (and has had) more concerns for 2012.

At that time, I had no idea what the year 2012 even meant?!?!?!

So we got to talking and he breifly told me about the Mayan Calander, etc...  We only spoke for a few minutes until he realized that there were more people than me listening.

I haven't really spoken to him since about it, he's a pretty quite guy.  But since he's a leading computer science professor at one of the largest federally funded universities in the country... I guess he's busy :smile: 

Before y2k he showed me a document about how the USA only has 5% of its economy in paper money.  Meaning that only 5% of all US dollars are in physical form, most is based on credit, bonds, etc...  When y2k came around FEMA had an "Undisclosed" contract with Xerox. 

The copiers that Xerox produces have a quality thats good enough to reproduce paper currency.  All Xerox would need is the paper and the plates.....

I guess the contract fell through!

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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: Lana]
    #1953861 - 09/26/03 09:05 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

> The copiers that Xerox produces have a quality thats good enough to reproduce paper currency. All Xerox would need is the paper and the plates.....

US Currency is printed on special presses which compress the ink onto the paper at around 30,000 lbs / in^2. If you feel US paper money (a new bill), you can actually feel the raised ink that this process produces. The ink used also has many special properties, both chemical and magnetic, which cannot be mimiced using a photocopier or regular printer.


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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: Seuss]
    #1953877 - 09/26/03 09:15 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

hey i have that 5 second delay thing too.how can i get rid of it

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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: buckwheat]
    #1953888 - 09/26/03 09:19 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

http://spybot.eon.net.au/ <- that works well


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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: Seuss]
    #1953895 - 09/26/03 09:23 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

:smile:

Maybe I should clearify...

Xerox has the power to produce much more money than any mint.  If an entire nation were to pull funds from their bank accounts, I don't think the gov't would have too much of a problem if a magnetic strip wasn't inserted, raised ink, or two toned colored ink. 

My point was just that the gov't had a contract with Xerox "just in case".

Lana


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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: Lana]
    #1953989 - 09/26/03 10:22 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

hey i have that 5 second delay thing too.how can i get rid of it




get Adaware

www.lavasoftusa.com/software/adaware/

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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: cleaner]
    #1954024 - 09/26/03 10:40 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

So, what a cab driver told him convinced him?


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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: Phluck]
    #1954033 - 09/26/03 10:46 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Nah, cleaner did ok on this one...

> Seriously, if this story is correct, it further confirms my hypothesis

though it is hear-say, which isn't really valid as a metric.



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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: Phluck]
    #1954042 - 09/26/03 10:50 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Am I the only one here who is worried about January 19, 2038 ?

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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: cleaner]
    #1954060 - 09/26/03 11:00 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

Of course they know.. and of course they are trying to keep it down. They know what 2012 represents.. the end of their reign.
And of course every time I make a post about it, my computer has some critical error and shuts down and I can't connect to the internet.. so I'll see you guys in a week or so. Peace.


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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: Shroomism]
    #1954066 - 09/26/03 11:01 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

> Am I the only one here who is worried about January 19, 2038 ?

The 64-bit (or larger) chips and busses will be standard by then, fixing the problem before it happens.


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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: Seuss]
    #1954170 - 09/26/03 11:43 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

i never thought the gov would grasp 2012 until it kicked them from behind. damn. that kind of makes the whole game a little more interesting.

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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: Seuss]
    #1954179 - 09/26/03 11:45 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

http://www.portalmarket.com/alignment2012.html

http://www.portalmarket.com/cosmogen.html

i recommend these 2 books to anyone interested in making a start on understanding the 2012 end date of the mayan calendar.

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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: cleaner]
    #1954198 - 09/26/03 11:51 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

I reach one conclusion. If all presidents are elected by the people and all of them get to know what is happening, then why they don't say anything ?
The answer is, they are all corrupted bastards, working on its own interest and the system. The system simply doesn't represent the people, just the political class, our function is to live with their lies.

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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: MAIA]
    #1954213 - 09/26/03 11:55 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

> If all presidents are elected by the people and all of them get to know what is happening, then why they don't say anything ?

The general conspiracy theory is that the media dupes the people into electing presidents that already know what is happening and are part of what is happening. If somebody that were not part of the system are gotten rid of as soon as possible.


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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: Seuss]
    #1954464 - 09/26/03 01:14 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

the media aint shit, the president aint shit, and the new world order aint shit. the old world working order is, and will always be THE SHIT. moms comin ;]


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Re: I spilled my morning coffee while reading this! [Re: tak]
    #1955753 - 09/26/03 09:06 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

imo, its more likely that theyre worried about people freaking out because of all this conspiracy theory. look at the y2k bullshit that people were so concerned about when in the end it didnt even matter. however, i havent done any reading on the topic. anyone got any good links so i can educate myself?

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