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Patlal
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Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018
#19255375 - 12/10/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have a very hard time believing this. I just read the article in Le Journal de Montreal. Not a fiction paper.
They will inject microchips in welfare recipients to control what they buy. The chip will refuse to pay for cigarettes and booze and it will track every purchases. The purpose is to limit welfare fraud.
Clearly this is a hoax (It just has to be...)
Then again the seperatists are in power and they've been doing weird fucked up shit ever since they've been there. They're currently trying to take away the liberties of religious people. So they are capable of doing this microchip thing...
Surprised as fuck though. Quebec actually beat the US in the race of injecting microchips in their citizens.
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal]
#19255387 - 12/10/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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source?
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal]
#19255388 - 12/10/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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inject microchips? o_o
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal] 1
#19255396 - 12/10/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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couldn't they just give em a welfare debit card or something 0_o
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Patlal
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Absent Minded]
#19255400 - 12/10/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal]
#19255407 - 12/10/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: g00ru]
#19255411 - 12/10/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
g00ru said: couldn't they just give em a welfare debit card or something 0_o
Yes. And they'd collect the exact same data. But injecting a benign chip is so much more scary.
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Synthe] 5
#19255412 - 12/10/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i had a whole playstation 4 injected into me when i took out student loans.
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal] 2
#19255420 - 12/10/13 01:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Are you serious dude ? The website is called Le Journal de MOURREAL.. It's like the Onion but in french, it is a fiction paper.
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Constantine] 1
#19255451 - 12/10/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Constantine]
#19255459 - 12/10/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Constantine said: Are you serious dude ? The website is called Le Journal de MOURREAL.. It's like the Onion but in french, it is a fiction paper.
Autres articles du site :
Rob Ford sera à Tout le monde en parle
L’ami gai plus populaire que le chihuahua
Rob Ford approché par Disney pour jouer Jabba the Hutt
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Versicolor]
#19255488 - 12/10/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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They should put a microchip into their genitals, that is the reason why most welfare recipients are enrolled in the program, no control of their genitals.
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Synthe
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: qman]
#19255505 - 12/10/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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qman said: They should put a microchip into their genitals, that is the reason why most welfare recipients are enrolled in the program, no control of their genitals.
Why so hateful? Yo, Quote:
most welfare recipients are enrolled in the program, no control of their genitals
is just no considering roughly half of them get off every - year? - I think.
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: g00ru]
#19255511 - 12/10/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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g00ru said: couldn't they just give em a welfare debit card or something 0_o
Why would they do that when the microchip gives them the added bonus of being able to track your every move?
Even if that is a joke site, it's not really a joke. This is the future of Planet Earth if things keep going the same direction.
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal] 1
#19255522 - 12/10/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think that to get on welfare you should be required to:
1) Enlist as an organ donor
2) Get a tattoo or implant on whatever part of the body that the Bible says the mark of the beast goes (Right hand I think)
3) Sign your welfare children up for selective service
4) Enlist any and all recipients of welfare benefits (parents and children) for participation in the Soilent Green program. If you want us to feed you when you're broke, you had better be ready to feed us once we are.
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Constantine]
#19255529 - 12/10/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hey just a few weeks ago everyone would have laughed at you if you told them there were government spies playing WoW or looking through your cams. Now it's been confirmed that these things are happening.
I highly doubt the bullshit ends there.
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Synthe]
#19255552 - 12/10/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Synthe said:
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qman said: They should put a microchip into their genitals, that is the reason why most welfare recipients are enrolled in the program, no control of their genitals.
Why so hateful?Quote:
It was a form of sarcasm, but in all seriousness, I have no issue helping people that need help, but having children you can't afford is not helping anyone.
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Patlal
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: thoughts]
#19255555 - 12/10/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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See, I knew it was a fucking hoax...
I almost believed it though.
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: RiderOnTheStorm] 1
#19255565 - 12/10/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
RiderOnTheStorm said: I think that to get on welfare you should be required to:
1) Enlist as an organ donor
2) Get a tattoo or implant on whatever part of the body that the Bible says the mark of the beast goes (Right hand I think)
3) Sign your welfare children up for selective service
4) Enlist any and all recipients of welfare benefits (parents and children) for participation in the Soilent Green program. If you want us to feed you when you're broke, you had better be ready to feed us once we are.
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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal]
#19255568 - 12/10/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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no doubt there's a lot of bullshit but i do feel as though it's very easy to sensationalize the actual capacity for control that the government has...they are doing all sorts of wild shit but so are lots of people
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