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OfflinePatlal
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Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018
    #19255375 - 12/10/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I have a very hard time believing this. I just read the article in Le Journal de Montreal. Not a fiction paper.

They will inject microchips in welfare recipients to control what they buy. The chip will refuse to pay for cigarettes and booze and it will track every purchases. The purpose is to limit welfare fraud.

Clearly this is a hoax (It just has to be...)

Then again the seperatists are in power and they've been doing weird fucked up shit ever since they've been there. They're currently trying to take away the liberties of religious people. So they are capable of doing this microchip thing...

Surprised as fuck though. Quebec actually beat the US in the race of injecting microchips in their citizens.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal]
    #19255387 - 12/10/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal]
    #19255388 - 12/10/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

inject microchips? o_o


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #19255396 - 12/10/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

couldn't they just give em a welfare debit card or something 0_o


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Absent Minded]
    #19255400 - 12/10/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal]
    #19255407 - 12/10/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: g00ru]
    #19255411 - 12/10/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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couldn't they just give em a welfare debit card or something 0_o




Yes.  And they'd collect the exact same data.  But injecting a benign chip is so much more scary.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Synthe] * 5
    #19255412 - 12/10/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i had a whole playstation 4 injected into me when i took out student loans.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #19255420 - 12/10/13 01:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Are you serious dude ? The website is called Le Journal de MOURREAL.. It's like the Onion but in french, it is a fiction paper.

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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Constantine] * 1
    #19255451 - 12/10/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl::facepalm3:


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Constantine]
    #19255459 - 12/10/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Are you serious dude ? The website is called Le Journal de MOURREAL.. It's like the Onion but in french, it is a fiction paper.

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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Versicolor]
    #19255488 - 12/10/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

They should put a microchip into their genitals, that is the reason why most welfare recipients are enrolled in the program, no control of their genitals.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: qman]
    #19255505 - 12/10/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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They should put a microchip into their genitals, that is the reason why most welfare recipients are enrolled in the program, no control of their genitals.



Why so hateful?
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most welfare recipients are enrolled in the program, no control of their genitals


is just no considering roughly half of them get off every - year? - I think.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: g00ru]
    #19255511 - 12/10/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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g00ru said:
couldn't they just give em a welfare debit card or something 0_o




Why would they do that when the microchip gives them the added bonus of being able to track your every move?

Even if that is a joke site, it's not really a joke. This is the future of Planet Earth if things keep going the same direction.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #19255522 - 12/10/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think that to get on welfare you should be required to:

1) Enlist as an organ donor

2) Get a tattoo or implant on whatever part of the body that the Bible says the mark of the beast goes (Right hand I think)

3) Sign your welfare children up for selective service

4) Enlist any and all recipients of welfare benefits (parents and children) for participation in the Soilent Green program.
If you want us to feed you when you're broke, you had better be ready to feed us once we are.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Constantine]
    #19255529 - 12/10/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Hey just a few weeks ago everyone would have laughed at you if you told them there were government spies playing WoW or looking through your cams.
Now it's been confirmed that these things are happening.

I highly doubt the bullshit ends there.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Synthe]
    #19255552 - 12/10/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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qman said:
They should put a microchip into their genitals, that is the reason why most welfare recipients are enrolled in the program, no control of their genitals.



Why so hateful?
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It was a form of sarcasm, but in all seriousness, I have no issue helping people that need help, but having children you can't afford is not helping anyone.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: thoughts]
    #19255555 - 12/10/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

See, I knew it was a fucking hoax...

I almost believed it though.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: RiderOnTheStorm] * 1
    #19255565 - 12/10/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I think that to get on welfare you should be required to:

1) Enlist as an organ donor

2) Get a tattoo or implant on whatever part of the body that the Bible says the mark of the beast goes (Right hand I think)

3) Sign your welfare children up for selective service

4) Enlist any and all recipients of welfare benefits (parents and children) for participation in the Soilent Green program.
If you want us to feed you when you're broke, you had better be ready to feed us once we are.



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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal]
    #19255568 - 12/10/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

no doubt there's a lot of bullshit but i do feel as though it's very easy to sensationalize the actual capacity for control that the government has...they are doing all sorts of wild shit but so are lots of people


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Synthe]
    #19255605 - 12/10/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I bet at least 33% of welfare recipients would suddenly be able to find a job if those were the requirements, and at least that way they're giving something (or maybe everything) back in the end.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19255658 - 12/10/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Why are they doing injections I think a collar would be more appropriate. 



Srsly tho if this is voluntary whats the problem?

People should be able to choose between a plastic card and the implant.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: qman]
    #19255666 - 12/10/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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They should put a microchip into their genitals, that is the reason why most welfare recipients are enrolled in the program, no control of their genitals.




Well said.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal]
    #25184274 - 05/04/18 03:29 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

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Patlal said:
I have a very hard time believing this. I just read the article in Le Journal de Montreal. Not a fiction paper.

They will inject microchips in welfare recipients to control what they buy. The chip will refuse to pay for cigarettes and booze and it will track every purchases. The purpose is to limit welfare fraud.

Clearly this is a hoax (It just has to be...)

Then again the seperatists are in power and they've been doing weird fucked up shit ever since they've been there. They're currently trying to take away the liberties of religious people. So they are capable of doing this microchip thing...

Surprised as fuck though. Quebec actually beat the US in the race of injecting microchips in their citizens.





So did this happen?


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: TNK] * 1
    #25184355 - 05/04/18 04:05 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Sounds like a good idea to me


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Stonehenge]
    #25184513 - 05/04/18 05:21 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Nope. Theres also a different political party in power there now.

Patlal was right about the religious freedom stuff though.

I feel this will happen eventually though. Probably in 2022.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: mapleleafmarijuana]
    #25184545 - 05/04/18 05:33 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

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Nope. Theres also a different political party in power there now.

Patlal was right about the religious freedom stuff though.

I feel this will happen eventually though. Probably in 2022.




Most hoax eventually become real. Kinda like technology from sci fi movies


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal]
    #25184563 - 05/04/18 05:42 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

They’ve been injecting microchips for years through vaccines.  They pair your chip # up with your entire medical history and all personal info and have a track on you at all times.  The fda just approved and small microchip you swallow like a pill and sends a signal reporting all drugs in the system.  It’s under the guise of being necessary for people who are required to take their medication so if they stop it will trigger an alarm letting the people monitoring know that the patient has gone off their meds.

The fda part is true.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal]
    #25185102 - 05/04/18 11:48 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Already being done in India and China what a surprise.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal]
    #25185595 - 05/05/18 09:02 AM (5 years, 8 months ago)

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Patlal said:
I have a very hard time believing this. I just read the article in Le Journal de Montreal. Not a fiction paper.

They will inject microchips in welfare recipients to control what they buy. The chip will refuse to pay for cigarettes and booze and it will track every purchases. The purpose is to limit welfare fraud.

Clearly this is a hoax (It just has to be...)

Then again the seperatists are in power and they've been doing weird fucked up shit ever since they've been there. They're currently trying to take away the liberties of religious people. So they are capable of doing this microchip thing...

Surprised as fuck though. Quebec actually beat the US in the race of injecting microchips in their citizens.





I tried telling everyone here about this but of course i got laughed at and told it was never going to happen

Even if the site is fake its still happening in the US and theres many people who are already chipped. i say in about 10-15 years it will be in about 1/4 of everyone in the US


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #25185609 - 05/05/18 09:14 AM (5 years, 8 months ago)

With all the money spent trying to hassle welfare recipients, it seems like it would actually be cheaper just to give them their pittance and stfu. But picking on the poor wins points with certain people.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: seadragon] * 1
    #25185924 - 05/05/18 12:51 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

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inject microchips? o_o




Isn't that the sign of the beast from Christian lore?

I dunno I get 200 a month in food stamps for just living in the socialist state of washington.

I work and pay my taxes why wouldn't I go and get them. They're practically giving it away. Which makes sense no person should really go hungry.  Considering a lot of my money goes toward rent and other things I have to get to continue to be a productive member of society.

I'll take food money any day. I'm not eating steak and lobster every night like the media tries to portray. I buy sandwich stuff, eggs, etc. Basically feeding myself so I can continue to be a laborer. :shrug:


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #25185949 - 05/05/18 01:11 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

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inject microchips? o_o




Isn't that the sign of the beast from Christian lore?




Yes, the Bible explicitly mentioned passive RFID technology being used in a copper wire coil the size of a rice grain surgically implanted into the skin via syringe. Pretty much verbatim.

Scholars might tell you it's related to the portraits of Rome's leaders being used for currency, stamps, taxes and official paperwork being used as a way to imply divine power over the populace, but these guys don't know anything about radio frequency identification technology.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: PatrickKn]
    #25186339 - 05/05/18 05:30 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Credit cards, the internet, ect and yes microchips...the mark of the beast is a metaphore imo for past, present, and future. Not progressing towards any one thing. Only difference between a credit card and a micro chip is that one is inside you.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: tdubz]
    #25186386 - 05/05/18 06:02 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Another differencece is you have no idea what that microchip is really doing besides what they tell you.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: tdubz]
    #25186393 - 05/05/18 06:06 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Microchips won't be for the general population though. They are not needed. We are already stupid enough to carry phones with GPS capability 24/7. Why would you commit a severe violation of privacy when all you have to do is give people a phone with Candy Crush in it and in return they will give you free tracking.  We are morons. I am guilty of doing the same.  They already have us by the balls with fuel prices and our phones...

Microchip prisoners and remove the chip once you release them.

That's pretty much all they will be used for. Ijected in the corner of their eyes close to the brain stem. That way you can't just dig it out.


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Re: Holy shit, WTF Quebec??!?!?! Microchips will be injected in the hands of welfare recipients in 2018 [Re: PatrickKn]
    #25186544 - 05/05/18 07:48 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

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inject microchips? o_o




Isn't that the sign of the beast from Christian lore?




Yes, the Bible explicitly mentioned passive RFID technology being used in a copper wire coil the size of a rice grain surgically implanted into the skin via syringe. Pretty much verbatim.

Scholars might tell you it's related to the portraits of Rome's leaders being used for currency, stamps, taxes and official paperwork being used as a way to imply divine power over the populace, but these guys don't know anything about radio frequency identification technology.




Ah I thought so. Remember reading that exact quote word for word.

Been a while.


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