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Holy Shit
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:alert:attention: You dont have to read all this for any reason. :alert:

Man I had an obsession with this chick in highschool named Tiffany Johnson.  (Good name huh.)  Like she was a freshman when I was a junior and so on.  A real bad crush cause she hot and shit.  I was pretty much a no-body in highschool.

Well I was back home over the weekend to visit my parents (this is my second year of college) and I went to one of the weekend parties out in the woods.  There was just one keg and about 50 people (a bunch of highschool kids and some people who have remained in town.)

So I was sitting there on the back of my truck drinking and such and this girl is just standing there with her boyfriend and then she goes "Darec is that you??"  I'm like um yeah (its dark and I cant make out who it is from the bon fire light alone)  And shes like its Tiffany.  :loveeyes:

I proceeded to lay on what must have  been some serious mack (Oh I had the biggest crush on you bla bla bla, like spilling my guts kinda in a funny way)  I was saying the type of things that were really flattering to her but without disrespecting her chump of a bfriend.  Somehow.

What makes me think its was some good talking is because she fucking called me at my apartment which is 200mi away.  She said she had to go through 3 people to get my number  :shocked: and then she got my house where my parents live so they gave her my number where i live here.  This all just happend.

She sounded so hot on the phone and I'll be back home this weekend for Thanksgiving.  And there will be another party just like the last one.

She gave me her number (#) hahahaha :grin:

You guys have  to understand that this is like fucking brittany spears or something calling me.  I think brittany would have been less surprising.

   


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: OctopusDr]
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all the power to you :thumbup: :thumbup: :grin:
Having much better luck than me. I just got caught this weekend getting on two chicks over the same month and they were friends. Dunno how i pulled it off so long, they both agreed to go behind each other's backs and everything, as well as not say a word, but now im put in my place and fucked :thumbdown: :frown:


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: OctopusDr]
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Right on :thumbup:

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Re: Holy Shit *DELETED* [Re: OctopusDr]
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Re: Holy Shit [Re: Xochitl]
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Yeah this whole thing is just so weird. Shes like the ultra-popular type but I guess shes still pretty cool. Man. I love smiling like this.


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: OctopusDr]
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That's awesome. There's this girl I had a huge crush on throughout highschool. I hope that happens to me.


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: clam_dude]
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You think she'd look twice at you in high school? Nope. But now she is ready to settle down and start a family with a male counter part that is able to provide and she calls you up. Don't be a tool, tell that bitch to fuck off. Be like, "I tried to talk to you at so and so and you totally blew me off" or something.

Well do what you want but I wouldn't fall for that trap.


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: SixCee]
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I dont think he mentionned anything about mariage Sixcee

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Re: Holy Shit [Re: Gus]
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But you get my drift.  Why is she all into him all of a sudden.  Even when she has a boyfriend..  :oogle: :shake:


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: SixCee]
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Na dude, this is kiddy shit really. She's still in Highschool (senior).

It just made me feel really good is all. She's a nice girl. I'm 19 and she must be 17-18 so its all good there too.

I made that post out of the excitement from her calling me.



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