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Anonymous #1

Christians
    #18940798 - 10/06/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Are frustrating me today. How many of you are there? I need to know how many bullets to buy.
Are you a christian?
You may choose only one
Should I kill Christians and southerners?
You may choose only one


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Anonymous #2

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #18941195 - 10/06/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well for one, any real southerner would gun your bitch ass down long before you even completed your draw, so definitely don't make that mistake.

For two, you're not going to find many Christians on this forum.

For three, if Christians are right about their beliefs then you'd just be expediting their voyage to paradise so I don't see what the harm there could possibly be.

They even get a special jeweled crown if you kill them specifically for their beliefs, allowing them to one-up their neighbors in Heaven for all of eternity.

I'd say you'd be doing the world an all around favor.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18941210 - 10/06/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't go to church but out of family tradition, I am. It isn't "christians" its fucking crazy people.. If any religious group pisses you off.. it should be muslims.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #18941315 - 10/06/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Not really, I don't have to talk to or meet with muslims on a regular basis and US xenophobia keeps their political ambitions in check.

It is Christians that have historically buttfucked western countries, and it is their political policy interrupting my life and my freedom.

Religious people from all beliefs should be treated as clinically insane and should not be trusted or allowed in public offices.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #18941639 - 10/06/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
I don't go to church but out of family tradition, I am. It isn't "christians" its fucking crazy people.. If any religious group pisses you off.. it should be muslims.




Scientologists piss me off more than any group, but they are so pathetic I figure shooting them would be doing them a favor. As for the southerner thing, pull your honkey ass 6ers bitches, I got da judey stars  :boxing:


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Anonymous #4

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #18948666 - 10/08/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Why you gotta bring southerners into this? :alot:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #18948744 - 10/08/13 09:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, gonna punch them til they have even less teeth and shove a kareem abdul jabar signed basketball up their ass. Then its on. Yall


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Anonymous #5

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18948780 - 10/08/13 09:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:herpyderp:


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Anonymous #6

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #18953281 - 10/09/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Songs for OP.




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Anonymous #2

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #6] * 1
    #18953929 - 10/09/13 11:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Was totally expecting Kill The Christian by Deicide.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18955763 - 10/09/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well a Christian helped me with a flat tire today. So I can't complain.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #18955809 - 10/09/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Well a Christian helped me with a flat tire today. So I can't complain.




Well a Christian helped me with my erection today. So I can't complain.  :smilingpuppy:


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Anonymous #9

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18956374 - 10/09/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

well.....you certainly are not  :nono: making the most of your spiritual journey.

You better hope that you are wrong about your hatred of others.

Otherwise,...you might feel pretty stupid should you die and have Jesus drop-kick you in the nuts:uhoh:



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Anonymous #1

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #18956649 - 10/09/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Ha I like this guy ^^


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Anonymous #10

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #18964041 - 10/11/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

theres only a worst thing than a christian ... an atheist!


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Anonymous #2

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #18964076 - 10/11/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #10 said:
theres only a worst thing than a christian ... an atheist!




Oh man, what an intelligently written criticism. Let me guess, you are an agnostic because, like, dmt and shit, bro.

:herpyderp:


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Anonymous #11

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18977970 - 10/14/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Wasn't there a comedian who did that thing..

"Imagine if we're all wrong.. and the real god is like Buddha ?"

I often wonder, imagine some obscure tribe that worships cow shit have it right.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #18978051 - 10/14/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
Wasn't there a comedian who did that thing..

"Imagine if we're all wrong.. and the real god is like Buddha ?"

I often wonder, imagine some obscure tribe that worships cow shit have it right.




Man you know what would be the craziest? If god was a pissed off super human who created and loves you but condemns you for being sinful, different, or gay... But he loves you. THAT would be some cray cray shit.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #18989511 - 10/17/13 04:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
Wasn't there a comedian who did that thing..

"Imagine if we're all wrong.. and the real god is like Buddha ?"

I often wonder, imagine some obscure tribe that worships cow shit have it right.




Man you know what would be the craziest? If god was a pissed off super human who created and loves you but condemns you for being sinful, different, or gay... But he loves you. THAT would be some cray cray shit.




Any god that condemns you and thinks you are not worthy is not the real deal, if you ask me.
The God-thing loves you unconditional, for you are him. And so am I.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Christians [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #18991364 - 10/17/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah OP, Kill all the fucking Christians. Make place for Muslims to move in, that'll be some awesome shit right there :thumbup:

Every day 5 times a day :bow2:  :bow2:  :bow2:  :bow2:  :bow2:


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