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Absolem0918
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the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

#18177061 - 04/27/13 02:42 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

You've got to be kidding me..
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make sure to read these shocking facts ^^^
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i believe there are good christians with positive beliefs but people like this are pathetic to say the least.

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thizzlemaniac
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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177072 - 04/27/13 02:46 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

...and God gave man all seed baring plants, EXCEPT MARIJUANA :awenuhuh:

:awenuhuh:

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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177079 - 04/27/13 02:50 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Yes these facts were written by actual christians.

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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177080 - 04/27/13 02:50 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

ah ok i get it, its so obvious that it only becomes funny again when someone thinks that its real

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Absolem0918
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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177082 - 04/27/13 02:52 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

"Most people do not know the origins of marijuana. Marijuana is derived from a plant named salvia. During its curing process, called the scrog, it is sprinkled with another drug called Quaaludes and then soaked in liquid LSD. It is then dehydrated, giving what is known as WEED (Wild Ejactulation Enhancing Drug)."

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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177087 - 04/27/13 02:54 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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You've got to be kidding me..

They are, you know? Kidding?

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Absolem0918
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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177089 - 04/27/13 02:55 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

AntiEverything said:

ah ok i get it, its so obvious that it only becomes funny again when someone thinks that its real

the sad part is some people actually believe this kind of stuff.
i can imagine some old grandma reading it and having a heart attack because she doesnt know any better.

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Absolem0918
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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177103 - 04/27/13 02:57 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Wiccan_Seeker said:

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You've got to be kidding me..

They are, you know? Kidding?

no there not wiccan. i was a pot smoker for many years and have had many potluck parties with unplanned pregnancies. in fact i OD'd many times from the use of deadly marijuana cigarettes

they call me the Evaporating Ejaculator

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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177106 - 04/27/13 02:58 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Absolem0918 said:

"Most people do not know the origins of marijuana. Marijuana is derived from a plant named salvia. During its curing process, called the scrog, it is sprinkled with another drug called Quaaludes and then soaked in liquid LSD. It is then dehydrated, giving what is known as WEED (Wild Ejactulation Enhancing Drug)."

goddammit, no one laces my weed with quaaludes and lsd. I'm gettin' ripped off :peyotezen:

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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177108 - 04/27/13 02:58 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

:doublefacepalm:

damn Christian propaganda.

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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177111 - 04/27/13 02:58 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

thizzlemaniac said:

...and God gave man all seed baring plants, EXCEPT MARIJUANA

:awewtf:

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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177117 - 04/27/13 03:01 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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Okay, first of all, for all you little punks posting on my Facebook page and messaging me trying to say my journalism is inaccurate, knock it off. I know this is a liberal run publication but I was hired to shoot from the hips and speak the truth from the gut. If my truth hurts your liberal bent and you want to cry I am sorry but I am here to tell the truth. So just accept it, all this is true. I am happy for the couple in Missouri who are banning their daughter from going to Europe this summer after reading this. When she doesn’t return home pregnant, you’ll see it was the right thing to do.

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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177128 - 04/27/13 03:04 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Absolem0918 said:

some people actually believe this kind of stuff.

Nah.

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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177132 - 04/27/13 03:07 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

http://christiannews.net/2013/04/21/evangelist-perplexed-by-philadelphia-rangers-permitting-pot-smoking-in-historical-park/

I got such a huge sense of satisfaction reading this article.
Apparently there's another pro-marijuana event going on in May by the liberty bell, I hope I'm around for it.

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Absolem0918
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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177152 - 04/27/13 03:11 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

this is the website i found that on. its chocked full of lolz.

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KremrBigSikter
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#18177164 - 04/27/13 03:15 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Congratulations on your offspring! Not even being ironic.

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Absolem0918
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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177265 - 04/27/13 03:46 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

KremrBigSikter said:

Congratulations on your offspring! Not even being ironic.

thanks man. im about to try and get more sleep in a few. im still dead tired. my brain isnt running full speed right now either.

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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177439 - 04/27/13 04:33 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Pretty sure the website in the OP is an obvious troll..

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Deadkndys420
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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177455 - 04/27/13 04:37 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Apparently the earth is 6,000 years old.

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Re: the Christians 420 guide to being a dipshit

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#18177459 - 04/27/13 04:38 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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Okay, first of all, for all you little punks posting on my Facebook page and messaging me trying to say my journalism is inaccurate, knock it off. I know this is a liberal run publication but I was hired to shoot from the hips and speak the truth from the gut. If my truth hurts your liberal bent and you want to cry I am sorry but I am here to tell the truth. So just accept it, all this is true. I am happy for the couple in Missouri who are banning their daughter from going to Europe this summer after reading this. When she doesn’t return home pregnant, you’ll see it was the right thing to do.

Sounds like our zappa

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