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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: unbeliever]
#5439051 - 03/24/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Please elaborate.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: Psychoslut]
#5439077 - 03/24/06 05:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Psychoslut said: Please elaborate.
So the answer is yes, you skipped over Leviticus.
21:5 They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh.
21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.
25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, [shall be] of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
25:45 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that [are] with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
Oh and don't forget Exodus, that bastion of tolerance and sanity.
35:2 Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death.
Have you even read the bible you purport to be so important?
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: unbeliever]
#5439083 - 03/24/06 05:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I dont see anything unreasonable about that.
Dont work or ill kill ya!!!
Its like wtf ok, im sold.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: Psychoslut]
#5439100 - 03/24/06 05:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Psychoslut said: I dont see anything unreasonable about that.
Dont work or ill kill ya!!!
Its like wtf ok, im sold.
The bible is a book of anachronistic fairy tales reflecting the close-minded absolute moralities of an ignorant past. About the only thing of value are most of Christ's teachings. Which incidentally go largely ignored by a lot of religious people in favor of the parts that let them support their intolerance and bigotry.
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: unbeliever]
#5439120 - 03/24/06 06:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Um biggotry is no good but there are lots of things that shouldnt be tolerated.
And as youve notice i dont think ive ever read anything in a bible, but ive gone to church and it seemed to sound pretty good.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: Psychoslut]
#5439144 - 03/24/06 06:11 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Psychoslut said: And as youve notice i dont think ive ever read anything in a bible, but ive gone to church and it seemed to sound pretty good.
Honestly, that's why religion is so dangerous and one reason why the world is going to shit. Baaah Baah sheeple!
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: unbeliever]
#5439159 - 03/24/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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What are you saying? That if people actually read it for themselves that they would realize how big of a crock of shit it is?
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: Psychoslut]
#5439164 - 03/24/06 06:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Psychoslut said: What are you saying? That if people actually read it for themselves that they would realize how big of a crock of shit it is?
Pretty much, yeah. Religion is largely about discouraging thinking for oneself. Otherwise how else do you get people to grant you power and money based on some story about invisible sky gods who might get angry if you don't comply?
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: Psychoslut]
#5439178 - 03/24/06 06:22 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I used to participate in these debates, until I realized that the outcome was always the same. Nobody wins and I end up irritated.
non religious and religious people cant agree, and they never will.
why even try
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: XUL]
#5439187 - 03/24/06 06:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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im pretty sure that unbeliever and i are not irritated with eachother. Im not trying to win anything or talk anyone into anything.
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: unbeliever]
#5439189 - 03/24/06 06:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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christianity is for people who cant deal with the real world and need to believe in magical stories
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5439198 - 03/24/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: PurpleKush]
#5439201 - 03/24/06 06:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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PurpleKush said: i wasnt saying we cant trust anyone, i was just making a point that scientists are humans that practice science, just like the humans who practice "religion". people make mistakes. how many times has modern science proven that science just 100 years ago was wrong? where do you think we will be in another 100 years? the world used to be flat and at the center of the universe, remember?
The scientific method encourages scientific beliefs to be proven false. The majority of religions are almost exactly the opposite.
Wasn't the church the primary agent opposing the idea that the earth was spherical?
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5439211 - 03/24/06 06:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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KingOftheThing said: christianity is for people who cant deal with the real world and need to believe in magical stories
Although to be fair, none of us can deal with the "real" world, whatever that may be.
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: Teon]
#5439225 - 03/24/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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KingOftheThing said: christianity is for people who cant deal with the real world and need to believe in magical stories
Although to be fair, none of us can deal with the "real" world, whatever that may be.
Thats true, everyone has some sort of escape. If its drugs or playing basketball or whatever everyone has something they do to get away from the real world. Like us, we get on the shroomery it is all of our escape from the real world.
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: Psychoslut]
#5439353 - 03/24/06 07:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Psychoslut said:...everyone has something they do to get away from the real world. Like us, we get on the shroomery it is all of our escape from the real world.
You can't escape from a place that you have never been to.
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: Teon]
#5439355 - 03/24/06 07:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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oh hell, stfu with that mumbo jumbo.
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: Psychoslut]
#5439358 - 03/24/06 07:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Psychoslut said: oh hell, stfu with that mumbo jumbo.
Hey, anyone who thinks they have any idea as to what the hell is going on is terribly mistaken.
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5439620 - 03/24/06 09:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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KingOftheThing said: christianity is for people who cant deal with the real world and need to believe in magical stories
yea well you know some people say about same thing about drugs
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Re: Having a little fun with christianity [Re: Teon]
#5440074 - 03/25/06 12:16 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Try and think before saying something stupid and hate-filled.
There is no culture more hypocritical, insidious, ignorant, hateful, intollerant, proud, certain, egocentric, false, misguided, or threatening than that of the fundamentalist.
No, in no way do they represent all members of the religion from which they derive their distorted sense of purpose, however, they have made it clear that their battle is to force all to abide by their bogus "moral" doctrine, and this is nothing less than a declaration of war on the free-thinking people of the world.
Fuck 'em.
I dislike fundamentalists as much as the next man. I especially dislike christian fundamentalists, they make my life a lot harder... and they make ME look bad.
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