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going to hospital to get out of going to probation
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I forgot I had probation tomorrow and I have cocaine, opiates, amphetamines, and thc in my system.

I know 100% for sure I am getting tested and I already failed a few tests and if I fail one more I'm going to jail for 10 months.

I have no money to buy anything to pass and I don't think they work anyways, the levels in my system are to high to dilute I think, and he literally watches the piss come out of my dick.

So I'm trying to find someone to beat me up and break a few ribs and my jaw, and maybe something else. But no one will do it.

What way can I hurt myself enough to go to the hospital for a few days?

I thought about a car wreck or falling off a roof but I don't want to die or break my back.

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You can stab yourself, get run over by a car, or eat some poison that makes you violently ill. How often are you tested because if its every week all that will probably still be in your system.

I had a friend that kept using while on probation somehow some way he never got busted.

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Go to a bar. Find a mean looking guy with a pretty woman. Kiss pretty woman right in front of mean looking guy. Get your ass beat.

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #3]
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With my luck he'd probably shoot me, especially in my sketchy city.

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #1]
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That will definitely put you in the hospital.

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #3]
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More likely the morgue.

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #1]
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If you not prepared for some pain than suck it up and do your pain in the jail

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Quote:
Lethality of Firearm-Related Injuries in the United States Population Beaman, et al, Annals of Emergency Medicine 35:3 March 2000

This is a nation-wide analysis based on 132k individual patients with gunshot wounds (GSWs).

• Of those who died from their wounds, only 30% made it to the ER for treatment, the other 70% were not alive long enough to be transported.
• Of the total number of patients with GSWs who survived, 43% were treated in the ER and then released, 52% were treated and held at the hospital, and 6% were treated and transferred to an acute care facility.
• Of those shot in an assault, the overall mortality rate was 20%
• Of those shot in the head in an assault, the mortality rate was 40%.
• Of those shot anywhere other than the head in an assault, the mortality rate was 16%.

What these data points mean to me:

a. If you are shot you have an 80% chance to survive.
b. If you are going to die, you are probably going to die on-scene.
c. If you make it to the ER alive there is a good chance (43%) you'll even sleep in your own bed that night.
d. Head shots appear to have more than twice the lethality of non-head shots.



http://www.shootingvoodoo.com/index.php/articles/gunshot_wounds_and_you/

80% chance to survive vs. 10 months in jail. I know what I would choose. Only you can choose what you will do.

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I can take pain, I just don't want to die.

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I could have someone shoot me a few times, but I have gun powder residue on my hands already and because of probation I'm not even allowed to be around guns and I just don't want to risk it. I thought about an accidental discharge too but I can't do that for the same reason. I really don't want the police involved, they will be in an assault but I'll say I was just walking down the road and it was some random person and that would be the end of it pretty much.

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Then come up with a better plan. Go outside the liquor store and pay a homeless man $20 to beat you with a bat or crowbar if you are really serious.

You could also try drinking some poison. Maybe eat a bunch of food out of the trash and get food poisoning.

Burns also take a long time to heal. You said you can take pain. Just stick your hand to your stove burner when it is glowing red hot and say you slipped.

Might be a bad idea...

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Guns by idea hospital has to report it to the police than you're opening a hole can of worms. Not to mention getting someone else jammed up.

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #2]
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After about a gallon of water and sure-jell.


I got like 10 hours until I go see my po, I'm just gonna keep drinking water for a few more hours then chill out for a little, then take some b vitamins for color and drink some more water and sure-jell before I go in and hope for the best.

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Lol how do you just forget you have probation?

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #4] * 2
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He's a Darwin Award finalist

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
After about a gallon of water and sure-jell.


I got like 10 hours until I go see my po, I'm just gonna keep drinking water for a few more hours then chill out for a little, then take some b vitamins for color and drink some more water and sure-jell before I go in and hope for the best.



I'm not sure what this test says... I'm sorry, never had to take one... Do the 2 lines mean positive or neg?

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Another one of these threads

:uhno:

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Just take the damn test and stop running.  You knew the consequences of your actions, yet you still did them.  You shouldn't be dodging the system even more and wasting hospital space for some body else that might actually really need those nurses/doctors instead of you.

And how do you forget your drug test dates? :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

You need to grow up

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Just take the damn test and stop running.  You knew the consequences of your actions, yet you still did them.  You shouldn't be dodging the system even more and wasting hospital space for some body else that might actually really need those nurses/doctors instead of you.

And how do you forget your drug test dates? :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

You need to grow up



Fuck you, why the hell wouldn't I try to stay out of jail if I can?

And my life has been a complete mess lately, that's why I forgot.

And I got out of getting tested until next week.

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Re: going to hospital to get out of going to probation [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You had the option to avoid jail and you cant even do that. Lol what the other guy said is true. Grow up. I hope you fail your test next week.

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