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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: Uzziel] * 1
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Uzziel said:
TheMadHatter777 said:
I'm about ready to give you a Bible quiz.

You act like you know so much about it when in reality you don't.

What did Jesus command His followers to do to gain eternal life?


I heard the Chinese say that sperm is the sexual energy of life

I bet if you drink your own cum you'll live forever, Jesus said so


Wut?

:knowwhatnevermind:


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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: YSHServant] * 3
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Read it, its in the bible, it says that jesus drinks from the fountain of youth and he will raise again to uphold his glory

he basically drinks a fountain of his cum... its a true story. Its funny to know all Christians are following a cum guzzler.

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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: Uzziel]
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:lolsy:


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: Uzziel] * 1
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Uzziel said:
Read it, its in the bible, it says that jesus drinks from the fountain of youth and he will raise again to uphold his glory

he basically drinks a fountain of his cum... its a true story. Its funny to know all Christians are following a cum guzzler.


:whatnonono:

Just no dude.


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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: YSHServant]
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Dude, google that shit. I aint kidding. Its in there. Jesus was most definitely a cum guzzler who loved his hookers dude.

I am not even kidding. Jesus was probably the most sexually open minded individual ever!!

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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: Uzziel]
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:lolwut:

if you're selectively choosing parts of the bible to interpret as literal truth, you're as bad as the creationists.


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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: The Ecstatic] * 1
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My sister-in-law and her husband she's a christian and he's a Jew, talk about a huge contradiction. They make it work. Why does your ole lady need to accept your beliefs? She is her own person, she needs to accept you, even if you disagree you can still accept each other for he way you are. Trying to impose your beliefs whatever they are on someone else is fucked in the first place. If you care about each other who cares that you have different views on things? now if she is trying to push all this shit on you that is a whole different thing, but sharing some different ideology shouldn't be a reason to end a six year relationship IMO.

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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: The Ecstatic]
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The Ecstatic said:
:lolwut:

if you're selectively choosing parts of the bible to interpret as literal truth, you're as bad as the creationists.




Of course I'm not selective.... the bible is filled with stories of hookers, drugs, murder and hate on different folk

But if you think I'm being serious..... :ilold:

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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: Uzziel]
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Uzziel said:
Dude, google that shit. I aint kidding. Its in there. Jesus was most definitely a cum guzzler who loved his hookers dude.

I am not even kidding. Jesus was probably the most sexually open minded individual ever!!


:facepalm:


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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: YSHServant]
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:huxleyfacepalm:


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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: The Vapor]
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undeniable proof folks

http://www.whydoyouhategod.com/122979/

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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: YSHServant]
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TheMadHatter777 said:
Wrong, because I am a primitive Christian.:thumbup:

I just call myself an Israelite, because the true church ARE Israelites.

Aren't you going to ask what it is that primitive Christians like myself do?


Blow up whitie's churches?


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You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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I think it could work but she shouldn't be saying the kids have to be Christian. That's up to them to decide, not be forced into. I was raised going to church every sunday morning and wed.  nights, I don't exactly believe like the church does. I'm sorry but no matter how hard they try I will not choose to believe that some guy got swallowed up by a damn whale and shot out onto the beach. Or the many other outrageous stories that come from the bible.

My mother goes to church every sunday still though and my daughter started wanting to go with her probably out of curiosity of what grandma does there. So I let her go, she has a lot of fun there. My husband however thinks I should not let her go because they are brainwashing her or forcing her to believe things that aren't true. But for me, I think it does not hurt her to go and when she gets older she can decide on her own wether to believe or not. I never hide my beliefs from her so she knows that not everyone believes the same thing. Kinda like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny etc. When she gets older she realizes these things do not exist. She will find out the same about Christianity too.


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Spend your days doing nothing but foolishness and that is exactly what will be produced.
In the end, nothing is all you'll have and it will be only you at fault. Reap what you sow.

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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: NWlight]
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NWlight said:
I am not. We have been friends over 6 years and dating (off and on, mostly on) for the last 4.

She doesn't wear it on her sleeve, but she says its a deal breaker and wants her kids to be Christians too. (!!!)

She is pretty smart, and in college studying nursing. But I still can't even convince her that evolution is real.

Any out there who are happily married to someone of another belief system?


Evolution is only the progress of what has been created. They are not mutually exclusive.

And Christians do not hold a monopoly on a belief in creation either. Muslims also believe in creation.


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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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BlindSophist said:
TheMadHatter777 said:
Wrong, because I am a primitive Christian.:thumbup:

I just call myself an Israelite, because the true church ARE Israelites.

Aren't you going to ask what it is that primitive Christians like myself do?


Blow up whitie's churches?


Nope.

Revelation 14:12:thumbup:


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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: YSHServant] * 1
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My mother considers herself a pagan, and my stepfather is a Christian. They both get along well but sometimes have difficulty reconciling their differences (at least from what she has told me). Something about him having difficulty with the idea that she isn't going to heaven or something of that nature. *shrugs*
It can work out, but it generally adds more work to the relationship than if the two people have the same/similar beliefs.

I will be honest, here. If I dated someone who viewed differences in dogma/belief system as a deal-breaker, I would not stay with them.


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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: YSHServant]
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TheMadHatter777 said:
I'm about ready to give you a Bible quiz.

You act like you know so much about it when in reality you don't.

What did Jesus command His followers to do to gain eternal life?


well, for starters, again, i'm a student. i'm not a devotee of the christian tradition and my knowledge thus far tends to pertain to roman and early church history as well as the philosophies that underlie the tradition itself.

being a jew, jesus instructed his followers to follow the ten commandments and express agape - neighborly love - as well as love for the less fortunate if they wanted to enter a heavenly life.


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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: NWlight]
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NWlight said:
I am not. We have been friends over 6 years and dating (off and on, mostly on) for the last 4.

She doesn't wear it on her sleeve, but she says its a deal breaker and wants her kids to be Christians too. (!!!)

She is pretty smart, and in college studying nursing. But I still can't even convince her that evolution is real.

Any out there who are happily married to someone of another belief system?


i'll give you a serious response :lol:

There is so much more to have a close intimate relationship with someone, than religious belief
systems. Does she know about your beliefs? If she is okay with that, present the option of maybe
giving the kids a taste of both worlds. Sit down and have a serious talk with them when they are old enough to understand. Ultimately it is their choice. not yours.

I would marry someone with different religious affiliation of course! get all hot and riled up over
a debate or something. idk :lol: You obviously still love her, and she loves you. It'll work out.

goodluck :sun::sun::sun:


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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: millzy]
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millzy said:
TheMadHatter777 said:
I'm about ready to give you a Bible quiz.

You act like you know so much about it when in reality you don't.

What did Jesus command His followers to do to gain eternal life?


well, for starters, again, i'm a student. i'm not a devotee of the christian tradition and my knowledge thus far tends to pertain to roman and early church history as well as the philosophies that underlie the tradition itself.

being a jew, jesus instructed his followers to follow the ten commandments and express agape - neighborly love - as well as love for the less fortunate if they wanted to enter a heavenly life.


And how do you love your neighbor?


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Re: My girlfriend is a creationist [Re: NWlight]
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simple solution, both of you should eat some mushrooms. :mushroom2::mushroom2:


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