Soulidarity said:

man i've done more embarassing shit then this at parties



i was hammer drunk at this party once, we were chilling in this dudes basement with like 10-20 people. anyways it had a low lying plywood roof, and people were saying " theres no way you could break through that ", i thought to my inebriated self- "Challenge accepted". i jumped up and headbutted the roof. and i broke the roof.




so the party continued on and i was oblivious to how obnoxiously wasted i was. anyways next the topic of deoderant burning when sprayed on your balls came up. and people were saying " dude it makes your balls burn when you spray it on your balls ". i again thought- "Challenge accepted". i jumped up and said " nah man thats bullshit, it doesn't burn man, watch ". whipped out my full cock and balls infront of a room of 20 people, sprayed my balls all up with Lynx deoderant. and stood there for 15 seconds saying " see man, it doesnt burn, your all retards ". then i sat down, and about a minute later, i'm like " OH SHIT......THIS SHIT IS STARTING TO BURN MAN....". i looked around for some sort of salvation, and all i could see was a cold 1.25litre bottle of coke. so i poured this onto my balls, while sitting on this guys couch. it was temporary relief . at this point the owner of the house had just had enough and just 'ed. but alas, as the coke drained off my balls i again felt the burning sensation, the next sign of relief i could see was to sprint over to his mothers car and rest my balls up on the cold metal exterior to cool them off.


that shit is way more awkward then what your describing. i don't think it was ever spoken of again. but who cares man people forget about it eventually. you just gotta laugh about shit and make the most of it. if you really want to you can just play it off as " oh i was so drunk i don't know what happened " etc etc

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Like a boss.

I was at a techno cellar party (local, friends) and there was beer ad infinitum in a freezer, we just had to pay 5€ to drink all night. Got so stupidly drunk that I was singing songs next to the freezers whilst pissing at it and taking a beer out.

Bovice said:

legit27 said:

OP, i honestly doubt your homies cares (if he even saw anything, which i doubt)

I_was_the_walrus said:

I worked at a bar for nearly 6 years. Yall don't even know the meaning of embarrassment.

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any good stories hahaha?

try taking some xanax, blackout on benzo's OP, thennnnnnn tell me about embarrassing moments.

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I know I was probably tripping. Any good stories to share yourself? Benzo's are f'king crazy, time destroyers

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time destroyer, haha bout sums it up

well my storeis of benzo blackouts should be easy to find.

theres at least a few a month from the past year... sadly.

legit27 said:

this past weekend, i still haven't figured out what happend.
I have vague memories of walking around town with my ex.
Falling asleep at the movie theatre, and having to leave.
Puking all over my computer, and nodding out while trying to fuck this girl.
and being so embarresed that i couldn't even keep myself from passing out in my drool,
let alone have sex with this girl. I had to kindly and i'm sure incoherently ask her to leave. 
probably the most embarrassing black out. being too fucked on kratom and xanax to fuck.

i fucked up though, because that would have been one of the best days of my life.
but my dumb ass couldn't stay sober.

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You may be able to piece things together by reading your posts. Maybe all the shit you were saying wasn't to entertain us, but so you would have a record for yourself. You posted a brazillion photos, too. Everybody loved the nudes.

koods said:

legit27 said:

this past weekend, i still haven't figured out what happend.
I have vague memories of walking around town with my ex.
Falling asleep at the movie theatre, and having to leave.
Puking all over my computer, and nodding out while trying to fuck this girl.
and being so embarresed that i couldn't even keep myself from passing out in my drool,
let alone have sex with this girl. I had to kindly and i'm sure incoherently ask her to leave. 
probably the most embarrassing black out. being too fucked on kratom and xanax to fuck.

i fucked up though, because that would have been one of the best days of my life.
but my dumb ass couldn't stay sober.

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You may be able to piece things together by reading your posts. Maybe all the shit you were saying wasn't to entertain us, but so you would have a record for yourself. You posted a brazillion photos, too. Everybody loved the nudes.

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shut up, i was actually embarrassed to look back at those posts!

legit27 said:

try taking some xanax, blackout on benzo's OP, thennnnnnn tell me about embarrassing moments.

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11nova said:

Fuck it dude if he's a good guy he wouldn't trip about it.

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Bovice said:

So last night I got black out drunk. I was drinking from about 3pm until the latest I can remember, which was like 2am. Don't remember falling asleep or anything up until I made a pb&j at a little after 2. Had crazy dreams, and woke up a little after three. I do remember my dreams tho, they were awesome. So I went on my lunch break at work two hours ago(I work nights) and clicked on internet explorer on my phone to read some news. This porno pops up and I'm like wtf I don't remember this shit at all. Like literally had no memory of it what so ever. So I went to my history to see when I watched it and it was last night. My whole face filled up with blood and I started getting dizzy cause me and my roommate sleep on the couch in the living room( two separate couchs VERY close though). So I am literally freaking out cause I have no memory of this AT ALL. So I text my roommate this exact message ' Super embarrassing ? , did you see me naked last night?' He replys 'No' but then texts right after ' Bit then again maybe i represed that memory'. He totally saw me whip out my pecker and fap one off. I think this because I said sorry blah blah blah and he never replied. I was so embarrassed I threw up. What do you guys think? Do you think I actually just whipped it out and jacked one off? I am so embarrassed I don't know what to say now or do

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