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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: LySergic D] * 1
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LySergic D said:
:lol:

Nah i feel like its something more "monster" like whatever that may be.
My house is a 200+ years old Victorian. Who knows what lurks in the shadows.


I have the same problem. Well I mean my house isn't a 200 year old Victorian, but it is old as fuck and and some pretty creepy things have happened over the years with multiple witnesses, nothing major, just something that can't be explained, like me and my wife (fiancee at the time) were in my bedroom,  it was very dimly lit, we both saw a piece of paper 'materialize' outta no where about 3 foot up, and fall to the ground (in the same way paper really falls, not just plunging to the ground but kinda floating back and fourth) got up to check and there was no paper anywhere. We both saw it though and we both reacted to it instantly. We weren't using drugs or alcohol that night, either.

Late at night when I'm the only one awake and I'm walking around (this house has the characteristics of an old house, including bad lighting, both ambient and direct) sometimes I'll just get this rush up my spine and I'll KNOW that I HAVE to RUN NOW, and I do. I don't look back, I haul ass to my room, and shut the door directly behind me without looking. I'm 27 years old I'm supposed to of outgrown this shit :mad2:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

Edited by Shroomslip (12/06/12 05:52 PM)

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Shroomslip]
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Oh lord, I have so  many secrets :blush:
One was while in kindergarten I used to hide behind my naptime mat and try to lick my nipples like I had seen an older girl do once, my friends would watch and also try :laugh:


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Spend your days doing nothing but foolishness and that is exactly what will be produced.
In the end, nothing is all you'll have and it will be only you at fault. Reap what you sow.

Sig by: Tmethyl

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: BooBooKittyFuck]
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BooBooKittyFuck said:
Oh lord, I have so  many secrets :blush:
One was while in kindergarten I used to hide behind my naptime mat and try to lick my nipples like I had seen an older girl do once, my friends would watch and also try :laugh:


:whatwhatwhat:


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Tmethyl]
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:wellidunno:


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Spend your days doing nothing but foolishness and that is exactly what will be produced.
In the end, nothing is all you'll have and it will be only you at fault. Reap what you sow.

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: BooBooKittyFuck]
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I was always curious about how common it was to try and lick your own nipples as a kid (or adult).  Maybe a quick poll would be cool.  I'm aware of the redundancy in the poll.
Did you try to lick your own nipples as a kid?
You may choose only one
Have you tried to lick your own nipples as an adult?
You may choose only one
Did you succeed at licking your own nipples as a kid?
You may choose only one
Have you succeeded at licking your own nipples as an adult?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from 12/06/12 06:25 PM until the end of time
You must vote before you can view the results of this poll



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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Asante] * 5
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I one time got pinworms (parasitic worms that live in yo butt and excrete something that makes it itch so that you get the eggs on your hand and spread them) anyway I was very embarassed to tell anyone about it, so I just hid it and itched my asshole all night hardly sleeping.  One time in the shower I stuck my finger up there trying to get a good scratch, when I took it out there was a strange small white worm on my finger.  Also when I would take a poop I would see tiny worms wriggling around in there.  I would examine them and do experiments on them, studying their foul odor and strange yellow blood when crushed.  At the time I was totally convinced that I had a strange undiscovered alien species living inside me, I didn't know that things like this existed.  This made me even more embarassed and worried about what was going on.  Even when I told my mother, I left out the part about the worms and just told her about the itch

Eventually I got treated and it went away, but for a while I was convinced that I would be the vector for these tiny aliens which would be the downfall of the whole human race.

Edited by moonrockmushy (12/06/12 08:35 PM)

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
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Worms are actually very common in kids due to the not washing their hands properly after touching dirt,animals,plants etc. I had friends growing up who got worms and their parents put duct tape on their ass cracks at night after they fell asleep to confirm that they indeed did have worms. The worms would crawl out and get stuck to the tape.


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Spend your days doing nothing but foolishness and that is exactly what will be produced.
In the end, nothing is all you'll have and it will be only you at fault. Reap what you sow.

Sig by: Tmethyl

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: BooBooKittyFuck] * 1
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My parents putting duct tape over my butt while I was sleeping would be so tramautic I'd almost rather live with the worms.

Kids really care what people think of them.  It that happened now I would be like "welp, better go to the doctor" and probably laugh about it with my friends, but when I was 9yo or whenever it was I was literally like "This is the end of the world, nobody must know!".

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: moonrockmushy]
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Okay, you guys are the coolest so I'll contribute!

Back in like 3rd-4th grade I had a best friend(a boy) and we used to mess around sexually and shit. We would jerk each other off, never penetrated. He sucked me off a couple times but I never wanted to do it to him.

UGh, that feels weird to talk about.

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: moonrockmushy]
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Oh I totally understand, that would freak any kid out. They didn;t know that the parents put duct tape on them until they were older.


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Spend your days doing nothing but foolishness and that is exactly what will be produced.
In the end, nothing is all you'll have and it will be only you at fault. Reap what you sow.

Sig by: Tmethyl

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: BooBooKittyFuck]
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A few more of my secrets...
I was about 5 when my neighbor decided he wanted to go hide between two sheets of plywood and show me his stuff, well he wanted to try and do what he had seen in his dad's dirty mags, so we stood facing each other and he put his penis between my legs, it felt good to me but then I heard my mom calling me. I didn't want it to stop feeling good so I tried to keep his penis there while I pulled my jumper up. It didn't work several times so I got mad and just ran home.

Another time a friend of mine whose mother was good friends with my mom was spending the night. Well I don't remember who initiated it but we ended up with no panties, bare vag, sort of cross legged intertwined while vigorously rubbing our vaginas together until we both had an orgasm. I remember we must have fallen asleep that way because I woke in the middle of the night still in that position. I was about 7-8 when this happened.

Also, once when I was around 13 a friend of mine and I were staying in a small camper that her parents kept in her backyard and would let us use for our  little "campout sleepovers" Well she decided she wanted to "rub pussies" I had told her ok but with panties on ( I always liked girls but was kinda embarrassed ) She said "No, panties off" So we did, and I was too embarrassed to do anything further and ended up wishing I had gone further :frown:


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Spend your days doing nothing but foolishness and that is exactly what will be produced.
In the end, nothing is all you'll have and it will be only you at fault. Reap what you sow.

Sig by: Tmethyl

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: BooBooKittyFuck]
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How could I forget this... Probably buried the memory down deep from the psychological trauma...

I urinated in bed when I was asleep until age ten or eleven. I went to see a psychiatrist for years about it. They even installed this device that would set off a very loud alarm if it got wet. Eventually, the problem just vanished into puberty I guess. Anyways, it seemed to be a very big, consuming issue in my childhood and I'm sure the big fuss about it didn't help.

So there, that was a biggie. Almost nobody outside the family knows about this. So, keep yer mouths shut.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

Edited by koods (12/06/12 09:29 PM)

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: koods]
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I feel like the guys who didn't suck or get sucked by their friends need to confess... It will take much less space.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: koods]
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Yeah I never did anything like that (at least not as a child :datass:) but I did shat my pants a few times.  I used to be really embarassed to shit around people I wasn't comfortable with.  That ended in some pretty horrifying experiences for me.

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: moonrockmushy]
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When I was like 8 or 9 my best friend started touching my penis while we were hiding out in the fort we made. :blush: I was uncomfortable and made him stop. He's a super religious fanatic now. :strokebeard:


I've never told a soul about it until now.


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Ima Trooper said:
When I was like 8 or 9 my best friend started touching my penis while we were hiding out in the fort we made. :blush: I was uncomfortable and made him stop. He's a super religious fanatic now. :strokebeard:


I've never told a soul about it until now.


I've never told anyone else either.  I'm not even sure if my brother remembers it.  It's weird I remember it.


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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Ima Trooper]
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I remember the weirdest shit from my childhood.

When i was around 4 years old, i sat my bare ass down on the floor in the kitchen and leaned up against a counter top. I had a newspaper in my hand and while i sat there, i took a shit on the floor. My dad walked in and i was all "Hi Dad!". I remember him looking at me and saying "What the fuck!"

That is all i remember of that scene :shrug:
I dont think Ive ever told anyone but from time to time, it crosses my mind.


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Broken heart don't feel so bad
You ain't got half of what you thought you had
Rock you baby to and fro
Not too fast and not too slow

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
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I pissed in a cup and tried to get my mom to drink it :facepalm:


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"The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance"
-Alan Watts

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone.


I'd rather not, as I'm pretty sure the statute of limitations will never expire. :smile2:


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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Re: Time to 'fess up -- Reveal to us a big secret from your childhood, that you never told anyone [Re: Piecefillpath247] * 1
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I was into bondage and stuff from a pretty early age, it wasn't strictly sexual for me I don't think, but I dunno, I just always liked it. But I was also always scared that my parents would find out.

One night I rolled myself up in a blanket but rolled too far and rolled off the bed and wedged myself between the bed and the wall. I almost suffocated to death but my parents heard my feet thumping against the wall and woke up and came to my rescue.

Another time we had these hollow rubber rings about 4"-5" inches in diameter and I was on a bed and wedged my feet and hands into it, then "pretended" to try to escape. Well, once again, I rolled off balance toppled off the bed. This was a pretty high bed with legs and shit, it was probably about 4' off the floor. And without anything to break my fall (couldn't get my hands or feet out fast enough) I went face first into the hardwood floor. Probably got a concussion out of that shit, I don't remember, lol.

I was a weird little kid, man.


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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