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North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair
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"Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom," reports the — wait. Stop. UNICORNS? That's an actual snippet from a report from the Korean Central News Agency, the state news agency of North Korea and fine, okay, we totally understand that this might be a retaliatory joke in response to China getting fooled by The Onion naming Kim Jong-un the Sexiest Man Alive or something.

But experts don't lie, do they?

Jo Hui Sung, director of the Institute, told KCNA:
"Korea's history books deal with the unicorn, considered to be ridden by King Tongmyong, and its lair.
And these are the history books Hoi Sung is talking about : 

The Sogyong (Pyongyang) chapter of the old book 'Koryo History' (geographical book), said: Ulmil Pavilion is on the top of Mt. Kumsu, with Yongmyong Temple, one of Pyongyang's eight scenic spots, beneath it. The temple served as a relief palace for King Tongmyong, in which there is the lair of his unicorn.
And there's more. It's not like this is a National Enquirer/Bat Boy type of fleeting story. This one has significance It looks like North Korea is using the unicorn lair to prove a bigger point:

The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom.
Taking into account that this is the same country with news agencies telling their people that mountains cry and birds lament when Kim Jong-il died and did so because he was sent down from the cosmos to destroy the Japanese to sink holes in one and that's totally normal, this isn't too far-fetched of a — you know what? I give up.

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2012/11/north-korea-says-they-unearthed-unicorn-lair/59483/

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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: Dorian Gray]
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China found a secret sex dungeon.


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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: Dorian Gray]
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Dorian Gray said:
The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom.
Taking into account that this is the same country with news agencies telling their people that mountains cry and birds lament when Kim Jong-il died and did so because he was sent down from the cosmos to destroy the Japanese to sink holes in one and that's totally normal, this isn't too far-fetched of a — you know what? I give up.


:rofl2:

Is it wrong to find North Korea hilarious?


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Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: Dorian Gray]
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It must be true! They wouldn't lie about something like that. :hehehe:

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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: Le_Canard] * 1
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ToiletDuk said:
It must be true! They wouldn't lie about something like that. :hehehe:


Glorious DPRK's economy to great benefit from new tourism of legendary unicorn abode!


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Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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Glorious Dear Leader Kim Jung-Un is half Unicorn himself! He shits rainbows, you know.

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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: Dorian Gray]
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you know what this is about don't you?





























:ancientaliens:


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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: Le_Canard]
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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: Le_Canard]
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ToiletDuk said:
Glorious Dear Leader Kim Jung-Un is half Unicorn himself! He shits rainbows, you know.


They should put him in a zoo. :hehehe:


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Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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It would appear that dynastic communism seems to spawn dementia and delusions amongst its more rabid adherents.

On the other hand, if they find traces of unicorn farts or fairy dust, perhaps we can send over Obama and have him do for them what he did to us in the name of green energy.


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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: mpd]
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mpd said:
It would appear that dynastic communism seems to spawn dementia and delusions amongst its more rabid adherents.



Oh yeah, because that fascist dictatorship really went out of its way to empower local communities and gave the people control of the means of production :rolleyes:

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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: HigherPrimate]
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HigherPrimate said:
you know what this is about don't you?





























:ancientaliens:



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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: moonrockmushy]
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moonrockmushy said:
mpd said:
It would appear that dynastic communism seems to spawn dementia and delusions amongst its more rabid adherents.



Oh yeah, because that fascist dictatorship really went out of its way to empower local communities and gave the people control of the means of production :rolleyes:


It's a fucking joke that "rapacious collectivization" is synonymous with "communism". No aspect of communism mandates a fascist takeover, and a fascist takeover by self-described communists should be described as a fucking fascist takeover.

This actually really pisses me off, you'll be talking to somebody about communism and you think you're talking about the means of production and they think you're talking about fucking fascism. :crankey:


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Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: Dorian Gray]
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Dorian Gray said:
"Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom,"
The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom.



having been studying about the 3 kingdoms period of korea I can say without a
doubt that this is a fact, that Pyongyang was the capital city of Kogoryo as
were a few others, the same held true for Shilla and Baekje and I can also
confirm, having been there for both the amazing events of Leaders riding into
town on unicorns that King Tongmyong did in fact do this as did King Obama
when he founded America




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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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BlindSophist said:
It's a fucking joke that "rapacious collectivization" is synonymous with "communism". No aspect of communism mandates a fascist takeover, and a fascist takeover by self-described communists should be described as a fucking fascist takeover.

This actually really pisses me off, you'll be talking to somebody about communism and you think you're talking about the means of production and they think you're talking about fucking fascism. :crankey:


Yeah, conservatives don't need to listen to our definitions though.  The made the world with the own bear hands and we are supposed to be thankful for them. 

Who needs to cooperate when we can make a terrorist out of anyone who challenges the established order?

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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: Prisoner#1]
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It's funny that this is a news story, but these things don't look too much like unicorns to me:



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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: moonrockmushy]
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moonrockmushy said:
BlindSophist said:
It's a fucking joke that "rapacious collectivization" is synonymous with "communism". No aspect of communism mandates a fascist takeover, and a fascist takeover by self-described communists should be described as a fucking fascist takeover.

This actually really pisses me off, you'll be talking to somebody about communism and you think you're talking about the means of production and they think you're talking about fucking fascism. :crankey:


Yeah, conservatives don't need to listen to our definitions though.  The made the world with the own bear hands and we are supposed to be thankful for them. 

Who needs to cooperate when we can make a terrorist out of anyone who challenges the established order?


Conservatives just don't call communists fascists because THEY'RE fascists.

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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: psi]
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korean people dont look much like anglos either but that doesnt make them any less human... racist!


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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: Prisoner#1]
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:gooby:

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Re: North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair [Re: moonrockmushy]
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moonrockmushy said:
mpd said:
It would appear that dynastic communism seems to spawn dementia and delusions amongst its more rabid adherents.



Oh yeah, because that fascist dictatorship really went out of its way to empower local communities and gave the people control of the means of production :rolleyes:


Stop slammin' shit into your arm and pay attention to reality - communism doesn't work.  It is not possible for it to work.  Mao tried for 40 years - with complete control - and he couldn't make it work.  Stalin tried for 30 years - with complete control - and he couldn't make it work. 

It doesn't fucking work, moron.

Why?

Because all of nature and mankind and society are organized around the principle of self-satisfaction.  Humans, bugs and critters ALWAYS and IN ALL WAYS will always act in their own self-interest, first.

That includes you.


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