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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Enlil]
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Enlil said:
Wow..the lengths that people will go to just so they can smoke weed.

But no, it's not addictive


:lolsy:


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: dstark]
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This thing worked for man people online, there are many similar instructions.
It depends on the test, if lab tests are done so they check gravity of the "urine".


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: dank615]
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dank615 said:
buy some synthetic piss from a headshop. It comes with heating pads to make it body temp.


I have a piss test today and this is the route I'm going. Getting Quickfix at a local headshop was actually cheaper than ordering online :vaped:


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: The_Ghost]
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It matters because some employers place a value on one's ability to follow the rules.  If a person will break a rule under penalty of imprisonment, it's not likely that they are going to feel any strong compulsion to follow company rules.


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Enlil]
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I'm just happy I live in a place where most employer drug testing is illegal.

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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Enlil]
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Enlil said:
It matters because some employers place a value on one's ability to follow the rules.  If a person will break a rule under penalty of imprisonment, it's not likely that they are going to feel any strong compulsion to follow company rules.


Ummm yeah.. that delicious societal cock i should be sucking 24/7/365 :blowme:
How did i not see the light before..


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: The_Ghost]
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Ive passed drug tests multiple times using someone elses piss that i knew was clean. Ask a friend or a relative who doesnt smoke, that way you safe money and have the security of knowing it will work.

I put the piss in a small bottle similar to a travel shampoo and a half hour or so before i go in for the test i place the bottle in a cup of very hot water. When it heats up nice and good i place it in my gooch or between my thigh and nuts. It will become the same temp as your body if you leave it there for a short while. Make sure the bottle is secure, maybe use tape if it makes you feel more comfortable, and proceed with your test. tape was never necessary when i did it. A pair of tight briefs worked fine.

If its not a probation test they definitely wont watch you piss. They might make you empty your pockets but you will be fine. If you play it cool and dont act nervous, because there is nothing to be nervous about, it works like a charm.


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: sum_peeps]
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Non-flush Niacin, available at any drug store.

Take a few the night before and drink a shit load of water and then do the same thing in the morning.

Drink 2 gallons from now until the test. Cardio is a plus, but not necessary.

Worked for me every time.

:awehigh:


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: The_Ghost]
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The_Ghost said:
dank615 said:
buy some synthetic piss from a headshop. It comes with heating pads to make it body temp.


I have a piss test today and this is the route I'm going. Getting Quickfix at a local headshop was actually cheaper than ordering online :vaped:


For me this is the only way to go, 100% you will pass if you use this. I use it every time and it always works. Even comes with a temp strip so you know exactly how warm it is.
Where I live it is 30 bucks, but if you go into a headshop and act like you only have 20bucks and you really need it, most of the time they will do it for just 20.

Seriously tho, don't buy flushes or any of those stupid pill things, this synthetic urine will always pass. Quickfix is the shit.

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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Bovice]
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Bovice said:
The_Ghost said:
dank615 said:
buy some synthetic piss from a headshop. It comes with heating pads to make it body temp.


I have a piss test today and this is the route I'm going. Getting Quickfix at a local headshop was actually cheaper than ordering online :vaped:


For me this is the only way to go, 100% you will pass if you use this. I use it every time and it always works. Even comes with a temp strip so you know exactly how warm it is.
Where I live it is 30 bucks, but if you go into a headshop and act like you only have 20bucks and you really need it, most of the time they will do it for just 20.

Seriously tho, don't buy flushes or any of those stupid pill things, this synthetic urine will always pass. Quickfix is the shit.


Just what i wanna hear right now. :vaped: Only thing is i don't have a microwave. I'm deciding if i should bother with giving it a boiled water bath or just snap the heat pad on and wait for it to warm up that way.


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Enlil] * 1
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Enlil said:
It matters because some employers place a value on one's ability to follow the rules.  If a person will break a rule under penalty of imprisonment, it's not likely that they are going to feel any strong compulsion to follow company rules.


No, some employers, not unlike the government, want to control your every action, even the ones you don't make at work, and that is NOT right.

Fuck them.  If they want to enforce unfair, unjust laws then they better not complain when people do what they need to do to get around those laws.  They're just levelling the playing field.

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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Midnight_Toker]
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Midnight_Toker said:
Enlil said:
It matters because some employers place a value on one's ability to follow the rules.  If a person will break a rule under penalty of imprisonment, it's not likely that they are going to feel any strong compulsion to follow company rules.


No, some employers, not unlike the government, want to control your every movement, and that is NOT right.

Fuck them.  If they want to enforce unfair, unjust laws then they better not complain when people do what they need to do to get around those laws.  They're just levelling the playing field.


:thumbup:

If there's no evidence that I am coming to work impaired and no real safety risk to being impaired, then it's none of their damn business what's in my bloodstream as long as I can do my job. Luckily the laws here agree with me.

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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Enlil]
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Enlil said:
That's correct. If you want to work for an employer that tests for MJ, you can't get stoned. 

Similarly, if you want to be a professional marathon runner, you can't eat pizza every night.

Life is about choices.  Make yours, and act accordingly.


The difference is that for whatever job he has, smoking marijuana most likely has no direct, tangible effect on his job performance.  Its just a supplemental requirement that his employers want him to meet for no practical purpose. 

And a marathon runner actually COULD eat pizza every night most likely...as long as it aligned with the rest of their diet.  Those guys need a lot of carbs.  Pizza is a great food for athletes.

His employer may have the legal right to test him for marijuana, but it's still deplorable that his employer chooses to exercise this right and inquire into his private life.  He has a valid complaint.


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Bovice]
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Bovice said:
The_Ghost said:
dank615 said:
buy some synthetic piss from a headshop. It comes with heating pads to make it body temp.


I have a piss test today and this is the route I'm going. Getting Quickfix at a local headshop was actually cheaper than ordering online :vaped:


For me this is the only way to go, 100% you will pass if you use this. I use it every time and it always works. Even comes with a temp strip so you know exactly how warm it is.
Where I live it is 30 bucks, but if you go into a headshop and act like you only have 20bucks and you really need it, most of the time they will do it for just 20.

Seriously tho, don't buy flushes or any of those stupid pill things, this synthetic urine will always pass. Quickfix is the shit.


Why spend the money when you can achieve the same result by using a friends piss?


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: The_Ghost]
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The_Ghost said:
Bovice said:
The_Ghost said:
dank615 said:
buy some synthetic piss from a headshop. It comes with heating pads to make it body temp.


I have a piss test today and this is the route I'm going. Getting Quickfix at a local headshop was actually cheaper than ordering online :vaped:


For me this is the only way to go, 100% you will pass if you use this. I use it every time and it always works. Even comes with a temp strip so you know exactly how warm it is.
Where I live it is 30 bucks, but if you go into a headshop and act like you only have 20bucks and you really need it, most of the time they will do it for just 20.

Seriously tho, don't buy flushes or any of those stupid pill things, this synthetic urine will always pass. Quickfix is the shit.


Just what i wanna hear right now. :vaped: Only thing is i don't have a microwave. I'm deciding if i should bother with giving it a boiled water bath or just snap the heat pad on and wait for it to warm up that way.


I would just strap the heat pad on 2-3 hours before test, and you should be fine. Maybe put it on top of a warm computer or tv to aid the process

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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Celestial Traveler]
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I gotta disagree..i don't see any reason that employers shouldn't be free to hire people based on whatever priorities they might have..as long as it isn't discriminatory toward a protected class.

If i don't want to hire golfers, i should have that freedom.  It seems pretty hypocritical to claim that a law is unjust because it cuts into your freedom and then argue that i shouldn't have the freedom to choose not to hire you.


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: MentalMeltdown]
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MentalMeltdown said:
Bovice said:
The_Ghost said:
dank615 said:
buy some synthetic piss from a headshop. It comes with heating pads to make it body temp.


I have a piss test today and this is the route I'm going. Getting Quickfix at a local headshop was actually cheaper than ordering online :vaped:


For me this is the only way to go, 100% you will pass if you use this. I use it every time and it always works. Even comes with a temp strip so you know exactly how warm it is.
Where I live it is 30 bucks, but if you go into a headshop and act like you only have 20bucks and you really need it, most of the time they will do it for just 20.

Seriously tho, don't buy flushes or any of those stupid pill things, this synthetic urine will always pass. Quickfix is the shit.


Why spend the money when you can achieve the same result by using a friends piss?


I did this once when I was younger. Had a friend piss in a condom and strapped it to my leg. When I was getting out of the car the condom exploded and my friends piss got ALL over me. So personally, 20-30 buck for me is worth it not to risk a condom full of some else's urine exploding and leaking into my shoe. Just personal choice.

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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Bovice]
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Bovice said:
I would just strap the heat pad on 2-3 hours before test, and you should be fine. Maybe put it on top of a warm computer or tv to aid the process


I just heated it in warm water and strapped on the pad. Cant tell if its hot from the pad or the heating. My balls arent happy. :crankey:


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Bovice]
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Is the pad strapped to the opposite side of the temp strip? As long as it feels fairly warm, I think you should be fine.

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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: citricacidx]
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citricacidx said:
About 2 hours before the test chug 40 - 50 oz of water. Then just let your body do its thing you should be able to get at least 3 pisses out in the new two hours. Your pee will became clear. This is when you're ready. Also try to piss once a close to before the test as possible. The longer you allow your bladder to sit the more THC metabolites will buil up.

If you're worried about them failing you because it's clear and not yellow find yourself some B2 or B6 vitamins an take about 1200% the Daily Balue. Also creatine supplement around te same dosage if you are really really worried. Creatine gives it the specific gravity that normal unite should have. I've passed a piss test 12 hours after my last smoke during a time when I smoked daily by just drinking water alone.


that. exactly that. Lots of experience and this works. you don't need cranberry juice, you're wasting money. also, piss the first half of your bladder capacity into the bowl/urinal to get rid of anything that might have collected in the tiny window you've given it to.

It helps if you don't have much body fat, but if you do it's too late. try to stay relatively sedentary and eat well before the test to reduce as much fat breakdown as possible


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