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Piss test in 24 hours!
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Hey guys, I was hoping someone could help me out with a predicament, I must take a drug test in 24 hours to be considered for a job and want to know if there is any way to make sure I pass. My only problem is THC, I've been a daily weed smoker for at least 6 months, is there any way to pass without a special product that will mask the results? Google has only told me to drink a bunch of water and stop smoking (obviously) I've been drinking tons of cranberry juice too


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: sum_peeps]
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When was the last time you smoked?


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: sum_peeps] * 1
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buy some synthetic piss from a headshop. It comes with heating pads to make it body temp.

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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: sum_peeps]
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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Enlil]
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Enlil said:



I was waiting to post something similar after he said when his last toke was.

If it was 2 weeks ago and he's paranoid that's just normal. If he smoked yesterday or some shit, then your post is valid.


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Enlil]
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If your not fat bro, You can piss clean the next day. Ive done it, and friends have done it. Just stick with the cranberry juice

If you have body fat, Theres no way youll pass without a product or someone elses piss im afriad.

You could also try being honest with them. Somthing along the lines of "...I may test positive for MJ, but i quite last month so i could get a job to get my life back together..."  etc.
Best of luck :thumbup:


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Enlil]
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What's the point of living if you gotta give up everything you love just to get by? I already have to cut off my mohawk and sell my soul to a corporation. Of course I could get slammed drunk every night and do meth which would be outta my system in no time but I can't get stoned?


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: sum_peeps]
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And my last toke was last night lol, had no idea I would be tested


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: sum_peeps]
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That's correct. If you want to work for an employer that tests for MJ, you can't get stoned. 

Similarly, if you want to be a professional marathon runner, you can't eat pizza every night.

Life is about choices.  Make yours, and act accordingly.


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Enlil]
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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: sum_peeps]
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Like it or not, the world is the way it currently is.  Until it changes, you're either going to have to learn how to navigate its obstacles or get stuck on them...Again, your choice.


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Enlil]
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Fill a condom with clean pee, strap it to your leg, then when you are about to use it squeeze it around in your hand until it gets warm. Since it's not for probation or anything you should have a bathroom to yourself.

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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: sum_peeps]
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Go get a flush if you can aford it. Most of te drinks work for like 7 hours

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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Enlil]
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About 2 hours before the test chug 40 - 50 oz of water. Then just let your body do its thing you should be able to get at least 3 pisses out in the new two hours. Your pee will became clear. This is when you're ready. Also try to piss once a close to before the test as possible. The longer you allow your bladder to sit the more THC metabolites will buil up.

If you're worried about them failing you because it's clear and not yellow find yourself some B2 or B6 vitamins an take about 1200% the Daily Balue. Also creatine supplement around te same dosage if you are really really worried. Creatine gives it the specific gravity that normal unite should have. I've passed a piss test 12 hours after my last smoke during a time when I smoked daily by just drinking water alone.


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: sum_peeps]
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Got any friends who don't do illegal drugs?


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Zoboomafoo]
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Flush products don't do anything to help except get you to drink a lot of water. If you really want the job you have to take in someone else's pee or synthetic urine.  I've done this twice and it's safe and easy to do.  You're going to be nervous doing it, but you don't need to be because it works 100%.  Go to walgreens and buy a small travel shampoo bottle and some heating pads (the kind for sore muscles).  Freeze someone's piss until you need it then put it in the bottle and heat it up by running hot water over it.  Then wrap the bottle in the heat pads.  Put on some tighty whiteys and put the bottle in your gooch area between your balls and asshole.  It will maintain 98 degrees for a good 4-5 hours like this.  They won't pat you down or anything so don't worry.

Jobs are important so make sure you do it right.


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: searching] * 2
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Wow..the lengths that people will go to just so they can smoke weed.

But no, it's not addictive


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Zoboomafoo]
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If its a lab piss test and not a cup indicator test, spilling some blood inside should help, just drops the test... if its indicator once thats kinda bad...

Check this threat !!!
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5583642#5583642


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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: searching]
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searching said:
Flush products don't do anything to help except get you to drink a lot of water. If you really want the job you have to take in someone else's pee or synthetic urine.  I've done this twice and it's safe and easy to do.  You're going to be nervous doing it, but you don't need to be because it works 100%.  Go to walgreens and buy a small travel shampoo bottle and some heating pads (the kind for sore muscles).  Freeze someone's piss until you need it then put it in the bottle and heat it up by running hot water over it.  Then wrap the bottle in the heat pads.  Put on some tighty whiteys and put the bottle in your gooch area between your balls and asshole.  It will maintain 98 degrees for a good 4-5 hours like this.  They won't pat you down or anything so don't worry.

Jobs are important so make sure you do it right.


Passed many probation tests using my brothers pee. Condom tuked under your balls will keep it warm enough, just be sure not so sit on it and bust it or something lol. Ended up failing a piss test one time because I didnt have access to clean pee. I quit smoking after i was put on weekly testing and almost sent to jail lol.

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Re: Piss test in 24 hours! [Re: Enlil] * 1
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It's not the point whether it's addictive or not, and besides, nobody said it wasn't.  The point is why should it even matter what people choose to do or not do in their spare time?

FUCK the system.  Get some fake piss or a friends clean piss and use that.  Just don't get high before or at work.

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