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OrgoneConclusion
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Dolphins are so cute and spiritual and stuff

#16936894 - 09/30/12 09:19 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Around 14 people get raped by Dolphins each year.

Researchers studying dolphin behavior have been noticing an alarming trend in recent years. They have discovered rogue packs of adult male dolphins gang raping swimmers in open waters. Human decoys fitted with tracking devices have been dumped in open waters and observed from helicopter.

Scott Randleston of the Dolphin Research Institute of Boca Raton, has been studying dolphin behavior for 17 years, and came up with the decoy program. “In every case the decoy was set upon in a short time by groups of dolphins ranging from 8 to 20 young males. It seems there are gangs of dolphin predators roaming the open waters looking for humans to sexually assault. The dolphins in each case were observed circling the swimmer as one of the group grabbed them with their penis and dragged them under, then the others followed. You see dolphins have a prehensile penis, it is full of powerful muscles and they can wrap it around objects, such as a human wrist, ankle, neck, or waist. One could compare it to a boa constrictor or an elephant trunk….The decoys never resurfaced in any of the studies…. We tracked one of the decoys to an underwater cave where it had been repeatedly raped and torn apart by the dolphins. ”

There are at least 14 cases of dolphin rape reported each year in the United States, these usually occur near the shore where victims are able to escape before they can be dragged into a dolphin rape cave.

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#16936920 - 09/30/12 09:25 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

OrgoneConclusion said:

Around 14 people get raped by Dolphins each year.

I bet millions of dolphin rapes go unreported each year. Who is going admit being raped by a dolphin? :shrug:

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Researchers studying dolphin behavior have been noticing an alarming trend in recent years. They have discovered rogue packs of adult male dolphins gang raping swimmers in open waters. Human decoys fitted with tracking devices have been dumped in open waters and observed from helicopter.

Have a seat mr. dolphin.

:hansen:

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#16936997 - 09/30/12 09:48 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

OrgoneConclusion said:

You see dolphins have a prehensile penis, it is full of powerful muscles and they can wrap it around objects, such as a human wrist, ankle, neck, or waist. One could compare it to a boa constrictor or an elephant trunk….

And I thought I was the only one.

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#16937000 - 09/30/12 09:48 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Please give me the link for this one!

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OrgoneConclusion
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#16937026 - 09/30/12 09:55 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

You are too spiritually backward to reincarnate as a dolphin so forget about it.

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OrgoneConclusion
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#16937038 - 09/30/12 09:57 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I blame porn for this:

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#16937087 - 09/30/12 10:09 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Give me a link damnit! :crankey:

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OrgoneConclusion
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#16937117 - 09/30/12 10:17 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Captain Finn, marine biologist and spokesmen for the US Navy denies the veracity of these reports.

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LunarEclipse
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#16937123 - 09/30/12 10:18 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Memories said:

Give me a link damnit!

This dolphin fucking stuff is nothing new. "Faster than lightning"?

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Memories

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#16937198 - 09/30/12 10:32 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Ya, I looked it up, and it seems like bullshit.

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#16937226 - 09/30/12 10:37 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Memories said:

Ya, I looked it up, and it seems like bullshit.

OP may have dreamed it during the fever.

Do dumb ass scientists really think a dolphin doesn't know the difference between their dummy and a real asshole?

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OrgoneConclusion
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#16937230 - 09/30/12 10:37 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

So you trust Captain Finn? Authority figures never lie.

Please explain what is going on here:

Edited by OrgoneConclusion (09/30/12 10:42 AM)

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Memories

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#16937234 - 09/30/12 10:39 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I couldn't find an article that looked reliable.

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