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RAVE HOOVERING!!!
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Alright guys, I'm going to be truthful..

I'm NOT the tidiest person who ever walked this blue planet. Neither is my wife. Or at least, neither WAS she.

But bless her, she's made friends with a lovely lady who is a bit OCD about cleaning. Show home type shit.

Well, I got two young kids, a dog, a cat, and two slightly lazy parents (the better half and I) when it comes to cleaning the house. We ain't going to have no show home, but we're trying much harder to keep everything tidy. Which, I was most shocked about, means you have to do it all every day.

Now, I HATE hoovering. But I've come up with the ultimate answer.. RAVE HOOVERING!!

What you do is this. Smoke a reefer. Put some banging music on nice and loud (I chose the Shpongle Roundhouse live gig, EXCELLENT)!!!

And, BOOMSHANKA!! You rave your way round the house, using the hoover as some kind of broken fleurescent glowstick or whatever.

Never enjoyed hoovering more in my life, spent 3 times as long doing it as I normally would. Good exercise too, I was dancing like a mad thing the whole time! :laugh:

Edited by mrjynxx (08/09/12 06:00 AM)

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Re: RAVE HOOVERING!!! [Re: mrjynxx] * 1
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Very cool. Good thinking, turn something mundane into an exciting and satisfying activity.
I'm not the tidiest person ever either, perhaps I'll look into something like this and pick things up around here.



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I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi

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Re: RAVE HOOVERING!!! [Re: mrjynxx]
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:lol: I try to do that but it just makes me wana mix, thats funny tho, today I was cleaning my room while I was mixing in traktor, mostly just changing songs (had to through the broom down a couple times tho) it was fun :P I should make a video sometime when my room is really messy.  That would be awesome if it turned out to be a nice mix and my room is clean by the time its done


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Re: RAVE HOOVERING!!! [Re: mrjynxx]
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music helps with everything


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Re: RAVE HOOVERING!!! [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
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Clicked on this thread expecting a story about searching the floor at a rave and hoovering up whatever mystery drug you find!


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Re: RAVE HOOVERING!!! [Re: Khrushchev]
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Quote:
Smoke a reefer.


No.


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Re: RAVE HOOVERING!!! [Re: Playful Hate]
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tell your lady to clean while you scratch your balls and eat a sandwich:bushdre:


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Re: RAVE HOOVERING!!! [Re: Salomon] * 1
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what the hell is hoovering?

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Re: RAVE HOOVERING!!! [Re: Frost]
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Frost said:
Very cool. Good thinking, turn something mundane into an exciting and satisfying activity.
I'm not the tidiest person ever either, perhaps I'll look into something like this and pick things up around here.




You made it worthwhile me opening this thread.

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Re: RAVE HOOVERING!!! [Re: Khrushchev]
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Khrushchev said:
Clicked on this thread expecting a story about searching the floor at a rave and hoovering up whatever mystery drug you find!





ha ya that's exactly what I thought.



Like catching groundscores, but as effective as a hoover vacuum.


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Re: RAVE HOOVERING!!! [Re: tealeaf]
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tealeaf said:
what the hell is hoovering?


It's like vaccuming but more English. Or maybe Australian. Hoover is a type of vaccum (lol spelling)

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Re: RAVE HOOVERING!!! [Re: SeniorCoolo]
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I'm from England, so I gotta be right, US bredren. We invented the language! :wink:

My wife and I split things down the middle, and she ain't the kind of lady you want to get on the wrong side of (ex-crackhead, beautiful, half-greek so full of FIRE!!)

Anyway, RAVE VACUUMING is the way, my friends.

I'm thinking of starting a new gym exercise regime called 'Ravercise') Now.. They could be hilarious. Gurning gym members, that'd be a hoot!

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Re: RAVE HOOVERING!!! [Re: mrjynxx]
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i tell ya what man, shuffling and doing the running man is just about some of the best exercise you can get. it's like running on the spot for 5 hours straight throughout the night


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Re: RAVE HOOVERING!!! [Re: Soulidarity]
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Here's a popart version of Mrs Jynxx I did.. :heart:


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