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Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?)
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Who would win?

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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: wallthepaint]
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We need a poll.
Bear/Lion
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from 02/25/12 03:56 PM until the end of time

View the results of this poll



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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: King Klick]
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not a lion but i thought it shows what a pussy a bear can be.

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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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True, but the bear can go 30 mph as well as a lion can. Wait, where will the fight be? Area is everything. In the woods, bear wins. In the grasslands, lion wins.


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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: King Klick]
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My opinion. The bear caves the lions head in. This would be in African grasslands(70F weather) ...doesn' matter what environment, the bear I think would stomp on the lion easily.

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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: King Klick]
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In the ocean they would both lose.
For some reason, that was where I was imagining the fight taking place...


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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: Meteloides]
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:lol: Ok i say they fight in space on the international space station. But the catch is their is only ONE escape pod. :jah:


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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: King Klick]
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well since cats rule and bears are just greedy oportunistic assholes similar to a dog, the lion wins easily! the lion at least has the moral support of his community.

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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: passifloracaerulea] * 1
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passifloracaerulea said:
well since cats rule and bears are just greedy oportunistic assholes similar to a dog, the lion wins easily! the lion at least has the moral support of his community.



Wat?

Cats are such greedy opportunistic assholes, dude.


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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: King Klick]
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King Klick said:
:lol: Ok i say they fight in space on the international space station. But the catch is their is only ONE escape pod. :jah:



Oh man, that would change everything. At least space is neutral territory... Neither animal would have an advantage over the other.
Are we allowing each creature time to acclimate to the gravity changes?!


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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: Meteloides]
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No, as soon as they get shot off into space by different countries their ships have to land at the station because of technical difficulties. They arrive at the same times without planning, so they have to fight their and then over then last carbon modulator.


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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: propensity]
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propensity said:
passifloracaerulea said:
well since cats rule and bears are just greedy oportunistic assholes similar to a dog, the lion wins easily! the lion at least has the moral support of his community.



Wat?

Cats are such greedy opportunistic assholes, dude.



but cats if given tons of food don't eat it all in one sitting, then break into your airstream trailer, then eat your cat that keeps the mice under control. most cats will eat what they kill in my experience.

i am seriously thinking of getting a shiba inu dog though, hopefully not a greedy and opportunistic one.

Edited by passifloracaerulea (02/25/12 04:30 PM)

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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: King Klick]
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well since were doing this in space can they be space bears and lions with space suits and energy weapons?

lasers, plasma cannons the whole works. maybe they can each have space ships in the shape of their animal form that shoots bear paws out or something

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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: King Klick]
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King Klick said:
No, as soon as they get shot off into space by different countries their ships have to land at the station because of technical difficulties. They arrive at the same times without planning, so they have to fight their and then over then last carbon modulator.



Intriguing scenario. :stoned:

Since they are in zero-gravity, I would expect the animals' strikes to be more powerful. Their bone density and muscle strength remains static, but the lack of gravity would increase the striking force of their blows. Adding to this the mobility difficulties posed by a zero-G environment, this means the fight will depend on one or two strong attacks, rather than the hit-and-run strategy that could be employed by the lion to gain an advantage over the bear back on Earth.

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The grizzly bear subsequently evolved enormous bone and muscle density; roughly ten times our own for a given size. They have developed into huge and enormously powerful animals.

Big cat biology is very different. They have evolved powerful elastic muscles over a low weight, low density bone structure to suit their purpose of chasing down prey.



It looks like the odds are beginning to favor the bear...


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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: Meteloides]
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To add to the evidence in favor of the bear, I would like to call your attention to this information gleaned from Californian animal pitfighting rings of the late 19th Century:

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Eventually, and at considerable cost, African lions were brought in to raise the stakes. The most fierce of the adult males was sent in whilst the grizzly was already waiting in the pits. The lion was known for bravely charging straight in and looked good for the money, but the grizzly killed a male lion almost as easily as he'd killed the bull.




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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: Meteloides]
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I had to go with bear.

Grizzlys weigh like 600 pounds. I guess lions are pretty big too...but idk bears are pretty badass


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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: King Klick]
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King Klick said:
In the woods, bear wins. In the grasslands, lion wins.




lions get their asses kicked all the time, a pack of male lions got their asses kicked by an elderly bull giraffe

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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: Prisoner#1]
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How the fuck did this happen?
Bear
14 88%
Lion
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2 13%
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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
King Klick said:
In the woods, bear wins. In the grasslands, lion wins.




lions get their asses kicked all the time, a pack of male lions got their asses kicked by an elderly bull giraffe



A bear would get stomped by a Giraffe.

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Re: Grizzly Bear vs Male African Lion(Who would win?) [Re: Meteloides]
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Meteloides said:
To add to the evidence in favor of the bear, I would like to call your attention to this information gleaned from Californian animal pitfighting rings of the late 19th Century:

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Eventually, and at considerable cost, African lions were brought in to raise the stakes. The most fierce of the adult males was sent in whilst the grizzly was already waiting in the pits. The lion was known for bravely charging straight in and looked good for the money, but the grizzly killed a male lion almost as easily as he'd killed the bull.





Hmm how big was this pit?


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