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Re: Bear grills [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
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Ray Mears is just like 'fuck going home, I'm just gonna go integrate myself with a family of bears!'


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Re: Bear grills [Re: Prisoner#1]
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The key to survival is exactly that.  Survive.  Dont over exert yourself on some outlandish cliff drop and dont eat raw lizards that could cause you to shit your organs out.  Set up shop and wait for the cavalry.  If you have to move do so at a slow and cautious pace. :thumbup:


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Re: Bear grills [Re: The Inner Eye]
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i hear organ shitting in the jungle is the new red

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Re: Bear grills [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
i hear organ shitting in the jungle is the new red



Good times man.:bigyesnod:


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Re: Bear grills [Re: The Inner Eye]
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DUDE BEAR GRILLS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING
I know he has a crew following him around.
I know most the crazy crap he does is just
to show how its done. But that's the best
part! I like to see OUTRAGEOUS shit like him
eating a caterpillar or drinking his piss and
rubbing it all over his face...

WORD

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Re: Bear grills [Re: AverageJor] * 3
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AverageJor said:
DUDE BEAR GRILLS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING
I know he has a crew following him around.
I know most the crazy crap he does is just
to show how its done. But that's the best
part! I like to see OUTRAGEOUS shit like him
eating a caterpillar or drinking his piss and
rubbing it all over his face...

WORD



1 post?

Nice try, Bear Grylls.


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Re: Bear grills [Re: mongo lloyd]
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mongo lloyd said:
AverageJor said:
DUDE BEAR GRILLS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING
I know he has a crew following him around.
I know most the crazy crap he does is just
to show how its done. But that's the best
part! I like to see OUTRAGEOUS shit like him
eating a caterpillar or drinking his piss and
rubbing it all over his face...

WORD



1 post?

Nice try, Bear Grylls.






:lolsy:


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: Bear grills [Re: Locky]
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So after seeing Ray Mears mentioned on the shroomery time after time, I have started watching Ray Mears/Rocky Mountains.


I am liking this guy so far.

:thumbup:


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: Bear grills [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
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christian bale put me onto him, I watched a few dozen of his videos and the
guy gives real info that you can use, not some crapass worst case scenario
crap where you wander as deep into a mineshaft as you can until you lose your
torch and your life due to a lack of breathable air all in the belief that
the mineshaft will lead you to a city.

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Re: Bear grills [Re: Prisoner#1]
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The directv description says "action/adventure" when viewing the info for Man Vs. Wild.  It says "How-to" for Survivor Man.




I dont wander into mineshafts. I stick strictly to crawling beneath glaciers.


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: Bear grills [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
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aNeway2sayHooray said:
The directv description says "action/adventure" when viewing the info for Man Vs. Wild.  It says "How-to" for Survivor Man.




I dont wander into mineshafts. I stick strictly to crawling beneath glaciers.



I prefer jumping off cliffs into trees personally, but hey, to each his own.  :shrug:


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Re: Bear grills [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
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aNeway2sayHooray said:
I stick strictly to crawling beneath glaciers.




that one really made me lol... glaciers shift without warning, he could have
been the next iceman to be uncovered in 20,000 years

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Re: Bear grills [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
aNeway2sayHooray said:
I stick strictly to crawling beneath glaciers.




that one really made me lol... glaciers shift without warning, he could have
been the next iceman to be uncovered in 20,000 years




I feel sorry for the poor bastards who uncover him, they wanna hope thy are not lizardlike that cunt will be hungry

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Re: Bear grills [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
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aNeway2sayHooray said:
So after seeing Ray Mears mentioned on the shroomery time after time, I have started watching Ray Mears/Rocky Mountains.


I am liking this guy so far.

:thumbup:



Excellent.

Check out this show he did about wolves, it's great.


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Re: Bear grills [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
aNeway2sayHooray said:
I stick strictly to crawling beneath glaciers.




that one really made me lol... glaciers shift without warning, he could have
been the next iceman to be uncovered in 20,000 years



More like the next ice-smear.

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Re: Bear grills [Re: mongo lloyd]
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mongo lloyd said:
AverageJor said:
DUDE BEAR GRILLS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING
I know he has a crew following him around.
I know most the crazy crap he does is just
to show how its done. But that's the best
part! I like to see OUTRAGEOUS shit like him
eating a caterpillar or drinking his piss and
rubbing it all over his face...

WORD



1 post?

Nice try, Bear Grylls.






:rofl: I laughed so hard!


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Re: Bear grills [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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shivas.wisdom said:
out in the canadian bush, bear grylls is an insult.


also, don't even try to compare this fool with steve irwin. the crocodile hunter was a man among men, and was amazing at what he did--remember, it wasn't those 20ft crocodiles that did him in, but a common stingray--and only because it got him in the fucking heart--and even then, it's thought his act of immediately ripping this barbed spike out of his chest is what finally did him on. Steve wasn't done in by getting in over his head--it's the equivalent of the mistletoe dart used to kill baldr that took him down



He WAS amazing at what he did! Pissing off animals for the sake of entertainment. Animals which could have and should have ripped him apart many times before. He deserved what he got. He could have easily done the exact same show without being a jackass, trying to show how cool he is.


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Re: Bear grills [Re: SuperFunGuy]
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I can't stand Survivorman, its his face or something, but I want to fight him.:shrug:


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