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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: DNKYD]
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DNKYD said:
Make sure your wifey/gf/mom has a clear path to get your ham sammiches to you. You don't want her to be out in the big bad wilderness for too long.


don't forget the hot chocolate. and don't worry, i'll be packin!:thumbup: got my red rider cocked and loaded.:thumbup:

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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: DepthToTheCore]
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DepthToTheCore said:
It's even funnier when he has no hesitation in stabbing a turtle right in the neck, but then talks about how religious he is.

Not on the show, but his website is full of god/religion blabber.

Funny shit.


Stabbing a turtle offends what religion? Never seen that episode but as long as he ate it, whatev.


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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: tokingnome]
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He talks about how sacred all flora and fauna is, and then stabs it in the neck.

Meh.


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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: DepthToTheCore]
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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: DepthToTheCore]
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DepthToTheCore said:
He talks about how sacred all flora and fauna is, and then stabs it in the neck.

Meh.


What about all the flora abuse?

That's not a turtle you wanna fuck with without a knife lol


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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: moe.phan]
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moe.phan said:
and he stays in hotels cause he doesn't wanna sleep outside. the bama hogs might get him. :lol:



feral pigs... I still havent had a chance to watch it yet

thank whomever for DVRs


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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: tokingnome]
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tokingnome said:
Stabbing a turtle offends what religion? Never seen that episode but as long as he ate it, whatev.


turtles are a large part of the injun beliefs, some of our creation
stories involve the turtle, coyote sent him down as deep as he could swim
so see what he could find, he went down several times and the last one
almost killed him but he returned with a little dirt, that it what became
the land of the earth


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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: tokingnome]
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tokingnome said:
Seriously though, Les doesn't give much better of information.



Les give far better info, aside from not encouraging dare devil stunts he
informs you about things like rabbit starvation, a form of malnutrition
for too little fat in your diet, he teaches you how to make a fire with
what's at hand sometimes and to carry it with you while bear starts fires
with wet fuel 30 feet in a tree in the rain with no explanations


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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: Prisoner#1]
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i watched some of it. he finds some vines growing in an arch. maybe 8 or 10 of them. he starts cutting some out of the ground, then the next thing you see is this perfect igloo-looking hut that happens to fit him perfectly. i'm sure he didn't need any help to build that.

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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: moe.phan]
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lol... he probably could have feasted off the muscadines if he were
shooting now, now nothing can eat the fruit and he had a makeshit shelter
that could more easily have been done from kudzu or pine trees


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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: Prisoner#1]
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just watched it now,

i wish he would stop the whole "i'm teaching you how to survive thing"

the whole show seems to be pretty staged, from the pig, to the fire, to the cave with the perfect way out, to the truck.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
tokingnome said:
Stabbing a turtle offends what religion? Never seen that episode but as long as he ate it, whatev.


turtles are a large part of the injun beliefs, some of our creation
stories involve the turtle, coyote sent him down as deep as he could swim
so see what he could find, he went down several times and the last one
almost killed him but he returned with a little dirt, that it what became
the land of the earth


Oh, I hope they weren't offended.

Prisoner#1 said:
tokingnome said:
Seriously though, Les doesn't give much better of information.



Les give far better info, aside from not encouraging dare devil stunts he
informs you about things like rabbit starvation, a form of malnutrition
for too little fat in your diet, he teaches you how to make a fire with
what's at hand sometimes and to carry it with you while bear starts fires
with wet fuel 30 feet in a tree in the rain with no explanations


Never does Bear encourage doing anything he does. He allows the viewer to see OPTIONS of what they COULD do. It's up to viewer to decide IF they were in that situation IF they could handle it. Again, don't get survival info from tv.

Les gives common sense information...sometimes good less than heard of information. Want a fire? Steel wool and anything to create a spark, wood...oh and a brain.


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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
just watched it now,

i wish he would stop the whole "i'm teaching you how to survive thing"

the whole show seems to be pretty staged, from the pig, to the fire, to the cave with the perfect way out, to the truck.


yeah, i thought the same thing about the pig. his deer trap didn't work, but he just so happened to catch a pig in one. cught it by a string wrapped around its leg. bullshit. it looked totally staged.

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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: moe.phan]
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moe.phan said:
pfxtc said:
just watched it now,

i wish he would stop the whole "i'm teaching you how to survive thing"

the whole show seems to be pretty staged, from the pig, to the fire, to the cave with the perfect way out, to the truck.


yeah, i thought the same thing about the pig. his deer trap didn't work, but he just so happened to catch a pig in one. cught it by a string wrapped around its leg. bullshit. it looked totally staged.


it was staged, he said so, to "demonstrate how to handle it"

obviously you jump on it - :rofl2:

the cave thing was rediculous though.. they prescreened that place that's for sure. and the truck driving by, honking and everything - when they play that off as real it annoys me.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

Edited by pfxtc (08/19/09 11:14 PM)

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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: DepthToTheCore]
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Did the episode show where everyone swims? at the blue hole.. been there couple times long hike down


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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: tokingnome]
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tokingnome said:
Prisoner#1 said:
tokingnome said:
Stabbing a turtle offends what religion? Never seen that episode but as long as he ate it, whatev.


turtles are a large part of the injun beliefs, some of our creation
stories involve the turtle, coyote sent him down as deep as he could swim
so see what he could find, he went down several times and the last one
almost killed him but he returned with a little dirt, that it what became
the land of the earth


Oh, I hope they weren't offended.



dont worry, that particular turtle is long dead and those injuns have far more pressing issues to worry about...

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Never does Bear encourage doing anything he does. He allows the viewer to see OPTIONS of what they COULD do. It's up to viewer to decide IF they were in that situation IF they could handle it. Again, don't get survival info from tv.


I just watched the alabama episode, I'm surprised he was so concerned
with alligators, his show is becoming more and more of a farce


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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: laserpig]
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I am from the N. Ala. He was talking about sub zero temps - complete bullshit.

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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: moe.phan]
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moe.phan said:
his deer trap didn't work, but he just so happened to catch a pig in one. cught it by a string wrapped around its leg. bullshit. it looked totally staged.


the pig certainly wasnt a feral pig, the tusks grow from a small black
tooth in their mouths, when pigs are born farmers usually clip it to
prevent the tooth from growing, that one should have had at least a couple
of inches showing by that age


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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: MycoCakeEater]
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MycoCakeEater said:
I am from the N. Ala. He was talking about sub zero temps - complete bullshit.



I'm in NW Ga,with normal temps in march being in the 50s...

why the fuck was that dumbass wearing his coat in the cave, why did he have to show me his ass

"hey guys, look at me, I'm in the Appalachians doing naked pushups... guys... is that a banjo?"


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Re: Bear Grylls... yet another thread [Re: Polk_Audio3]
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PolkAudio2 said:
Did the episode show where everyone swims? at the blue hole.. been there couple times long hike down



they showed some small falls, he jumped from, the only blue hole I know is
a cave in lafayette with a 300ft rappel for an entrance


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