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Bear Grylls
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is absolutely bat shit insane.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: pfxtc] * 1
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pfxtc said:
Les Stroud is absolutely bat shit insane.



Fixed.


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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: pfxtc]
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someone will soon post a youtube video of how full of shit that guy is.

despite this, i like the show.


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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: ThirdParty]
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ThirdParty said:
pfxtc said:
Les Stroud is absolutely bat shit insane.



Fixed.



What's wrong with Les Stroud? He's awesome.

I was saying bat shit insane in the oldschool sense, like, he actually is bat shit insane, in a bad way. I wasn't saying he's stupid fat retarded and I actually think he's cool, you know>


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Edited by pfxtc (08/13/09 01:47 PM)

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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: ThirdParty]
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Yeah Bear Grylls is a total hack.

All his shit is fake and he has been caught in like hotels when he was supposedly "surviving."


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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: ThirdParty]
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les stroud is more gritty because he does his shit alone.  bear grylls will do shocking stuff and is pretty nuts, but les stroud is the real deal survivalist.  not saying that bear grylls couldn't do a fair bit of surviving in nature without his crew.


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: SayWhat]
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wow, you actually type "like" as one who uses it as a filler in conversations?


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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: TODAY]
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TODAY said:
les stroud is more gritty because he does his shit alone.  bear grylls will do shocking stuff and is pretty nuts, but les stroud is the real deal survivalist.  not saying that bear grylls couldn't do a fair bit of surviving in nature without his crew.



Les Stroud is a survivorman,

Bear Grylls is an entertainer, and he's fucking crazy - in a bad way.

Dude drinks blood coming from an animals neck after he just killed it, takes the beating heart out of the animal, and chews on it - bat.. shit.. insane..


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: TODAY]
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TODAY said:
wow, you actually type "like" as one who uses it as a filler in conversations?



yes forgive me for using the english language


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
What's wrong with Les Stroud? He's awesome.

I was saying bat shit insane in the oldschool sense, like, he actually is bat shit insane, in a bad way. I wasn't saying he's stupid fat retarded and I actually think he's cool, you know>



Haha, alright, I can get on board there.  I misunderstood. :thumbup:


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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: pfxtc]
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I love both shows, but les stroud is the real deal.


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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: SayWhat]
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SayWhat said:
Yeah Bear Grylls is a total hack.

All his shit is fake and he has been caught in like hotels when he was supposedly "surviving."




QFT

the shit he 'teaches' people is the kinda thing that get people killed in survival situations

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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: Kada]
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I wonder if it's possible to talk about Bear Grylls or Les Stroud without bringing up the other :rofl2:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
SayWhat said:
Yeah Bear Grylls is a total hack.

All his shit is fake and he has been caught in like hotels when he was supposedly "surviving."




QFT

the shit he 'teaches' people is the kinda thing that get people killed in survival situations



Oh come on, sliding down a frozen waterfall and into the actual not-so-frozen lake is total proper survival etiquette.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
Bear Grylls is an entertainer, and he's fucking crazy - in a bad way.




*Bear Grylls is a retarded dumbass that likes to get people injured badly, and he's fucking stupid - but he does entertain people with his spider eating antics

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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
TODAY said:
les stroud is more gritty because he does his shit alone.  bear grylls will do shocking stuff and is pretty nuts, but les stroud is the real deal survivalist.  not saying that bear grylls couldn't do a fair bit of surviving in nature without his crew.



Les Stroud is a survivorman,

Bear Grylls is an entertainer, and he's fucking crazy - in a bad way.

Dude drinks blood coming from an animals neck after he just killed it, takes the beating heart out of the animal, and chews on it - bat.. shit.. insane..



  I like them both quite a bit.
I think they both have good advise on how to find food and water in their test environments, regardless of who's "fake" or "real."
  And their both fucking insaaaanee...


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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
pfxtc said:
Bear Grylls is an entertainer, and he's fucking crazy - in a bad way.




*Bear Grylls is a retarded dumbass that likes to get people injured badly, and he's fucking stupid - but he does entertain people with his spider eating antics



+ he always finds a way to pee on something.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
+ he always finds a way to pee on something.



And then get caught in a predicament where he must then drink it.


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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: ThirdParty]
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He doesn't even need to get caught in a predicament

he gladly drinks his own pee.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Bear Grylls [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
Prisoner#1 said:
SayWhat said:
Yeah Bear Grylls is a total hack.

All his shit is fake and he has been caught in like hotels when he was supposedly "surviving."




QFT

the shit he 'teaches' people is the kinda thing that get people killed in survival situations



Oh come on, sliding down a frozen waterfall and into the actual not-so-frozen lake is total proper survival etiquette.



I watched a couple of episodes of his show, in one he was in the
jungle and I couldnt help but notice that he decided to climb up
a cliff as opposed to walking about 30 yards to the nice slope
with plenty of small trees to hang onto

then I saw him 'rappel' into a hole for no apparent reason other
than to show people he's a bigger idiot than they thought, the
one that took the cake was using a long root to climb down a
cliff face by putting his foot between the root and the rock and
then whining about how sore his hands were


in the other episode, he showed me that the smart thing to do to
get to the bottom of a mountain is to find the nearest mine
shaft and follow it as far down as you can until you lose the
light from your torch and that crawling into cracks in glaciers
is a wise idea even though they usually go nowhere, but hey,
they do it in the movies and it's like a roller coaster ride so
why not

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