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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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:kingcrankey:



j/k  rabbit meat is yummers, im glad you're eating it at least.


:bunnypeace:


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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I put the taste of rabbit right up there next to porcupine meat

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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: sunset_mission] * 1
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sunset_mission said:
Mad_Larkin said:
Also, according to the ancient negronaut theory, rabbits are avatars of the Transcendental Godhead and to take one's life is an act of high treason against the Universe itself.

Any being who willingly takes the life of a rabbit will be removed from the timespace continuum and will therefore cease to exist. All trace of their existence will be wiped from the memories of every other conscious being they ever encountered and their Soul will spend the rest of eternity burning in the Fires of Damnation.

:FattyNoneck:



So does this then mean that, the instant the user FeedingMyDreams disposed of the almighty creature that he ceased to exist? If so then how is it he is able to post his tale of debauchery on an online forum?

I will tell you how. The rabbit was planted there as a trap by the Reptilians, having telepathically scanned his mind complex and discovered he has a propensity for slaughtering tiny mammals, thus the Reptilian hivephallus moved forth and planted the rabbit there, and things went according to plan. This was so that they may steal his identity and infiltrate this site, planting the idea in the heads of people that killing rabbits with slingshots and rocks is OK and possible, thus facilitating a coup de tat of sorts against the godhead. This is the plan of the Orion aliens.

We can thus conclude that not only is OP lying, but OP is not even OP, but an alien posing as OP.

:FattyNoneck:




wow last night i was throwed and i went thru and re read this forum and We were all kinds off fucked up last night


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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:picdidnthappen:


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
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DrGreenThumb865 said:
:picdidnthappen:




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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: Light My Fire]
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You were "throwed"?  Im not even gonna say anything cuz Im sure it'll be construed as racist.


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: PeterGriffin467]
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sling shot...so what....lame.  when you can kill a rabbit using the flicker technique ill be stirred.  till then, its just lame

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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: KingEmblem]
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KingEmblem said:
sunset_mission said:
Mad_Larkin said:
Also, according to the ancient negronaut theory, rabbits are avatars of the Transcendental Godhead and to take one's life is an act of high treason against the Universe itself.

Any being who willingly takes the life of a rabbit will be removed from the timespace continuum and will therefore cease to exist. All trace of their existence will be wiped from the memories of every other conscious being they ever encountered and their Soul will spend the rest of eternity burning in the Fires of Damnation.

:ancientaliens:



So does this then mean that, the instant the user FeedingMyDreams disposed of the almighty creature that he ceased to exist? If so then how is it he is able to post his tale of debauchery on an online forum?

:ancientaliens:



[:ancientaliens:]While the rest of your theory is still plausible, you forgot one crucial detail: his dad killed it, and thus was likely erased. However, FeedingMyDreams still remembers his father, which doesn't conform completely to the theory proposed by Sir Larkin, therefore aliens.[/:ancientaliens:]



YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!! :dizope:

It has already been established that OP is an alien posing as OP. Xeno-OP is putting the blame on his father so that we would draw the conclusion this his FATHER, someone besides him got disintegrated out of existence (because remember, killing a Rabbit/transcendental avatar of the Godhead facilitates your soul being erased from existence) so we would just assume OP is still alive.

The truth is in plain sight. :ancientaliens:

Don't argue with the truth.


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: PeterGriffin467]
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PeterGriffin467 said:
I doubt your eating it, you just didnt want a bunch of flaming.  Probably were just bored and Like "hey lets kill that rabbit because Im bored and I can."  Pisses me off



Nope, I'm seriously eating it.  I was working late today and my dad called me to inform that my sister just got home from college.  He wants to trick her into eating rabbit meat for some reason as opposed to chicken meat.  I really don't get the joke and I don't think my sister will care.  I think she'd rather eat a rabbit that my dad killed than some stupid chicken at the grocery store.  So we're doing a little BBQ cook out for Saturday.  The rabbit meat is still in the marinade in the fridge.


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
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DrGreenThumb865 said:
:picdidnthappen:



Ok, I can take some pics of the rabbit pelt but the rabbit meat is at the huge foreclosure house that my dad and I are fixing up.


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: sunset_mission]
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sunset_mission said:
:ancientaliens:

Don't argue with the truth.





I concluded aliens, therefore it appears we are in agreement. It's beautiful how that always works. :ancientaliens:


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: KingEmblem]
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I didn't get the crazy "reptile trolling?" in this thread.

I guess it's just for fun.  Still, it made no sense at all.


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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I ate the meat today along with my siter, her BF and my dad, it's like a cross between pork and chicken.  However, after two days of soaking it in water with meat tenderizer it was still a bit tough.  However, it was still pretty good.


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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I cooked the rabbit meat on the grill today.  It actually tasted like tougher pork meat.  Not bad but not great.  I think the marinade and seasoning helped it out a lot.


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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I would guess wild rabbit is tougher than farm-raised...if they even do that with rabbit, no idea.

Glad you enjoyed it! :thumbup:


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: KingEmblem]
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I have four pet rabbits and love them. If its wild and eating your garden and you actually do something with the dead body/fur then :thumbup:


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: withoutawire]
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Rabbits not all that great. I really prefer chicken, beef, and pork to rabbit. But its good now and again


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"I have no way of knowing whether you, who eventually will read this record, like stories or not. If you do not, no doubt you have turned these pages without attention. I confess that I love them. Indeed, it often seems to me that of all the good things in the world, the only ones humanity can claim for itself are stories and music; the rest, mercy, beauty, sleep, clean water and hot food (as the Ascian would have said) are all the work of the Increate. Thus, stories are small things indeed in the scheme of the universe, but it is hard not to love best what is our own—hard for me, at least."

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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: Cj-B] * 2
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Rabbit meat is generally pretty tough. That's why you usually stew it or put it in a pie.

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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: InvisibleHunter]
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I once killed like 6 baby birds in a nest with a few blackcat firecrackers.  I still see the pieces of them in my nightmares. :ifyoucanawe:


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: InvisibleHunter]
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InvisibleHunter said:
Rabbit meat is generally pretty tough. That's why you usually stew it or put it in a pie.




I was going to quote you earlier, after he said he'd grilled it, but that was on the other page.

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