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My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock * 1
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Right in the head for an instant kill.

To give you some background, these rabbits have been eating my garden the entire spring.  I live in a neighborhood so shooting them with a gun is illegal.  The only other alternative is a sling shot.  So I purchased one of those pro grade sling shots on Amazon.com.  I keep shooting at them and miss.  Well, today my dad gets ahold of it and slings a death kill shot right into the rabbits head.

Then he went right along and showed me how to skin and gut a rabbit.  It's so weird that he grew up on a farm and now lives in suburbia.  I've never done anything like that.

So this is what you do... cut the head off of the rabbit first with an axe or a large knife.  Then open up the fur layer with a sharp filet knife to keep the pelt.  Cut off the rear and front feet.  Onces the pelt is off cut open the entrails into a sack.  Then cut off the good meat like the rear hind legs, front legs, ribs and back.

I currently have the rabbit meat marinating for tomorrow.

He told me I have to gut the next rabbit. gross.


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: FeedingMyDreams] * 1
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As long as you're eating it: :fonz:


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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I tried to ignore the gutting part.

Your dad killed a rabbit with a fucking sling? That's hardcore!

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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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That is so badass man he actually killed it with a damn sling shot . In my state you can use a gun and kill any animal if they are eating your garden in any area of my state cit or country. Your neighborhood sounds like it has a board of hippies or pussys


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: Brugman]
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Brugman said:
I tried to ignore the gutting part.

Your dad killed a rabbit with a fucking sling? That's hardcore!


I've killed a bunch of rabbits and squirrels with a slingshot. But it wasn't with a rock, it was with a 100+ gram ball.

Haven't done it in years, I'm sure I lost practice.


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: WakeboardrB]
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These days i just use my bare hands and kill bunny rabbits it :feelsgoodman:


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: Light My Fire]
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:hillbilly:

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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: LoveYourLife] * 2
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OP is lying. Rabbits are impervious to rocks and slingshots due to the titanium armor they possess implanted by our Reptilian overlords of the harvest.

OP also doesn't own a slingshot because those are only manufactured in the Zeta Reticuli star system so how could you have ordered it from Amazon.com? Aliezon.com perhaps, but certainly not Amazon.

Tell us: what really happened today?

Wait, don't bother.

We already know.

:ancientaliens:


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: LoveYourLife]
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Never tasted rabbit before... I hear its tasty, especially a freshly killed wild one. Awesome.


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: sunset_mission] * 2
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Also, according to the ancient negronaut theory, rabbits are avatars of the Transcendental Godhead and to take one's life is an act of high treason against the Universe itself.

Any being who willingly takes the life of a rabbit will be removed from the timespace continuum and will therefore cease to exist. All trace of their existence will be wiped from the memories of every other conscious being they ever encountered and their Soul will spend the rest of eternity burning in the Fires of Damnation.

:ancientaliens:

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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
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Mad_Larkin said:
Also, according to the ancient negronaut theory, rabbits are avatars of the Transcendental Godhead and to take one's life is an act of high treason against the Universe itself.

Any being who willingly takes the life of a rabbit will be removed from the timespace continuum and will therefore cease to exist. All trace of their existence will be wiped from the memories of every other conscious being they ever encountered and their Soul will spend the rest of eternity burning in the Fires of Damnation.

:ancientaliens:


So does this then mean that, the instant the user FeedingMyDreams disposed of the almighty creature that he ceased to exist? If so then how is it he is able to post his tale of debauchery on an online forum?

I will tell you how. The rabbit was planted there as a trap by the Reptilians, having telepathically scanned his mind complex and discovered he has a propensity for slaughtering tiny mammals, thus the Reptilian hivephallus moved forth and planted the rabbit there, and things went according to plan. This was so that they may steal his identity and infiltrate this site, planting the idea in the heads of people that killing rabbits with slingshots and rocks is OK and possible, thus facilitating a coup de tat of sorts against the godhead. This is the plan of the Orion aliens.

We can thus conclude that not only is OP lying, but OP is not even OP, but an alien posing as OP.

:ancientaliens:


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: sunset_mission] * 2
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sunset_mission said:
We can thus conclude that not only is OP lying, but OP is not even OP, but an alien posing as OP.

:ancientaliens:



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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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Thats pretty cool.

I remember gutting my first deer. It was neat.

My first hit on a deer was a fun time. Somebody else in the woods had taken a shot and scared the deer. I was on foot walking back to my house and I saw 3 deer running right at me. I got down on one knee and shot it right in the chest. Mother fucker was so jacked up on fear that it kept running right at me. For a second I thought it might have run into me.

I havent gone hunting in a long time. I just got my liscense for this year. Hopefully I will get one. I am hunting open sights with a 300 magnum whetherby(spelling?) rifle. :grin:

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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: XUL]
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XUL said:
Thats pretty cool.

I remember gutting my first deer. It was neat.




:hillbilly:

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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: LoveYourLife]
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LoveYourLife said:
XUL said:
Thats pretty cool.

I remember gutting my first deer. It was neat.




:hillbilly:


lol!:rofl:

Well its true! I always had a fascination with seeing blood and guts. Thats why I like horror movies. I have been watching rated R horror flicks since I was 6. Other than SAW movies. I hate torture movies..

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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: XUL]
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XUL said:
LoveYourLife said:
XUL said:
Thats pretty cool.

I remember gutting my first deer. It was neat.




:hillbilly:


lol!:rofl:

Well its true! I always had a fascination with seeing blood and guts. Thats why I like horror movies. I have been watching rated R horror flicks since I was 6. Other than SAW movies. I hate torture movies..


:hillbilly:

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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: FeedingMyDreams] * 1
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I doubt your eating it, you just didnt want a bunch of flaming.  Probably were just bored and Like "hey lets kill that rabbit because Im bored and I can."  Pisses me off


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: sunset_mission]
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sunset_mission said:
Mad_Larkin said:
Also, according to the ancient negronaut theory, rabbits are avatars of the Transcendental Godhead and to take one's life is an act of high treason against the Universe itself.

Any being who willingly takes the life of a rabbit will be removed from the timespace continuum and will therefore cease to exist. All trace of their existence will be wiped from the memories of every other conscious being they ever encountered and their Soul will spend the rest of eternity burning in the Fires of Damnation.

:ancientaliens:


So does this then mean that, the instant the user FeedingMyDreams disposed of the almighty creature that he ceased to exist? If so then how is it he is able to post his tale of debauchery on an online forum?

:ancientaliens:


[:ancientaliens:]While the rest of your theory is still plausible, you forgot one crucial detail: his dad killed it, and thus was likely erased. However, FeedingMyDreams still remembers his father, which doesn't conform completely to the theory proposed by Sir Larkin, therefore aliens.[/:ancientaliens:]


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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: KingEmblem]
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Make a stew or a pie. And put the head on a stake in your garden to let the others know what will happen when they fuck with your shit :hillbilly:.

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Re: My Dad Killed A Rabbit Using A Sling Shot And A Rock [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
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Haha that is such a boss move. You should be proud of what your dad has under his belt. :thumbup:

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