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 Dogomush
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#1427823 - 04/04/03 02:43 AM (22 years, 21 days ago) |
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hey hoy ahoy!!!
I ate some mushrooms this night and had a great/horrible time. Either way it's left me with a new zest for life and .. oh fuck, my dogs are howling.. like they are ACTUALLY howling HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA
I just opened the window to howl with them and BIG HUGE FLAKES OF SNOW ARE FALLING!! SO COOL!! I'm going to go stoke up the fire, brb!
And it's funny because just a second ago I wrote "(howls at the moon)" in another thread, and then my dogs started howling, which they NEVER do. And not to mention the fucking SNOW! Like where the fuck did that come from?
Sounds happy, doesn't it? Well, I'm afraid there is a darker side to the universe. Yes, that's right people, remember Adolf Hitler? Well, he killed a lot of Jews, but he's got NOTHING on the apocalypse of my kitchen which I just observed tonight after consuming 3 grams of my very own orrissa india babies (funny how so many people refer to their shrooms as babies hey? I mean, you EAT your own babies????) anyway, so I was lying there on the wooden floor of my kitchen, thinking about how I could never capture the sound of my ear pressed against the floor and my fingers tapping with home recording technology, when I noticed something: a carcass of a stinkbug. It was missing its head and legs. This is where I started to equate the lives of stinkbugs and the road warrior movies (even though I've only seen part of one). Basically, the bugs are walking around in a post-apocalyptic warzone eating the dead remnants of anything they can find while simultaneously searching for something with which to stick their big stiff dicks into (sound familiar?). Ok, so to the bugs, death is everywhere, often manifesting itself into the semi-consumed carcass of a giant beetle, but things aren't like this for humans are they? Well... as I came to grips with the death of my parents (hasn't actually happened to the best of my knowledge but as I discovered I don't REALLY know that do i?) I began to understand that actually, yes humans do also live in this holocaust world.
My parents are formidable beings for lots of reasons, but they maintain their status as formidable for one big reason, and that's that they've watched my entire life unfold before them. But did they do it right? I mean, did they have their careers solidly under their reign when they begat me and my brother? Fuck no! They built their lives like REAL MEN (figure of speech)! The set sail onto the ocean that is the universe building their ships AS THEY FUCKING SAILED! So what do you build your ship with? THE DEAD REMAINS OF LIFE FORMS WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU CAN FIND THEM!
Anyway, I'm getting off on some tangents here, which NEVER happens on mushroom trips of course. So, back to the holocaust that is our life. Every little thing you do (is magic) effects everybody else. Issues between friends or strangers pile up, and pretty soon our emotional lives are torn up like france in '45. Bullet holes here and there, unexploded mines, you name it, we've all got it. woah, speaking of unexploded mines you should have heard the fart I just had. So basically, I accept that everything is fucking nuts, that nothing is perfect, and everything is fucking nuts. And that's cool!
I think the BEST THING we could ever achieve in this universe full of gale force winds, erupting volcanoes, thunderstorms, mass murderers and break-ups is to not be killing eachother right now. And you know what, people of the shroomery? WE HAVE ACHIEVED IT! WE ARE NOT SHOOTING EACHOTHER IN THE FUCKING FACE AND RAPING EACHOTHER'S SISTERS!!! ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, with the way I'm feeling right now, the only reason to live another day is to say I love you to everybody ONE MORE TIME before the fucking apocalypse hits. Life tastes so good! Oh, no, wait, that's the rice in my mouth. NO!@!! They are the same thing! Actually, no I guess the rice is technically dead, so DEATH TASTES GREAT!!
Know what I mean, people? To wrap it up, I just want to say you people fucking rock, you are so fucking cool, what an excellent on-line existence we have established here in the crazy world of DEAs and Jihad! FUCKIN SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
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Edited by Dogomush (08/27/03 11:16 AM)
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 Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: Dogomush]
#1427966 - 04/04/03 04:18 AM (22 years, 21 days ago) |
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So the mushrooms worked then, yeah?
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: Rob_K]
#1428094 - 04/04/03 05:34 AM (22 years, 21 days ago) |
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id assume so...
nice story dogomush
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 Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: Dogomush]
#1428108 - 04/04/03 05:43 AM (22 years, 21 days ago) |
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Its funny that you mentioned apocalypse 
http://216.156.126.178/art/apocalypse.jpg
It's coming.
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: cleaner]
#1428185 - 04/04/03 06:55 AM (22 years, 21 days ago) |
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whoa, that chart is freakish!
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 Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: Dogomush]
#1428209 - 04/04/03 07:16 AM (22 years, 21 days ago) |
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Hey Dogomush... Sounds like you had a good experience.  I apologize for farting in your direction the other day... I don't know what got ahold of me... Peace, bro...
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: cleaner]
#1428491 - 04/04/03 10:23 AM (22 years, 21 days ago) |
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Whoa, that chart is ridiculous!
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: Phluck]
#1428576 - 04/04/03 10:56 AM (22 years, 21 days ago) |
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errr ... 9 ancient cosmological systems all with matching synchronicity. Each many thousand years old. Little Phluck found it ridiculous. Umm yeah, ok.
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: cleaner]
#1428620 - 04/04/03 11:12 AM (22 years, 21 days ago) |
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How can you so easily put dates on the some of the information that the chart contains? Sure, the astrological stuff, because that is what dates are based on, and the Timewave stuff because that is the whole idea of it, but where do you get the dates for the rest of it???? Show me Hopi Indian prophecies that say "On July 21, 2000, Man will have a home in the sky." Just because a fancy chart says something doesn't make it true. Doesn't even come close. People have been trying to link the end of the world with prophecies and current events for as long as we have had prophecies and current events. Makes no sense. I agree, it is ridiculous.
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: JssMthrFcknChrst]
#1428651 - 04/04/03 11:26 AM (22 years, 21 days ago) |
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WHAT EVER.
And the dates, they are all converted. For instance Mayan's date 13.0.0.0.0 equals 21/12/2012
The chart is accurate so far. Third world war has begun. Soon other big players such as iran, korea, china and russia will join it.
And as for ignorant dogmatic deniers above, i couldn't care less if you take it seriously or think it's ridiculous. Had many years of experience dealing with ignorant arrogant and egoistic sheople and taught me this one thing.
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JssMthrFcknChrst
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: cleaner]
#1428938 - 04/04/03 01:39 PM (22 years, 21 days ago) |
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Nothing proves a point like personal insults...ouch
If you have only learned one thing in your many years of dealing with "ignorant arrogant and egoistic sheople" then you probably weren't paying attention.
I admit, that some of the details on the chart may be correct, however, I would most strongly disagree with your assertion that everything is in synchronicity. To use your Mayan example, what is up with the 3 year hole between the end of the old long cycle and the beginning of the new one?
Of all the 'prophecies' you have listed above, the Judeo-Christian is the one I am most familiar with, so I will limit the rest of my post to this. According to the tradition from which these prophecies come from specifically states "But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only." (Matthew 24:36 KJV) To place on an active timeline, the events of the Revelations nullifies any claim to truth you provide. To dismiss the verses that state that you cannot know the day of Christ's return nullifies any claim to truth that the Bible holds.
Your chart also depends on a specific (at least not completely general) interpretation of Revelations and the Bible. The seven year tribulation and pre-millennial rapture are specific interpretations. Not everyone agrees that this is how the Bible really depicts the second coming.
Once again, people have been trying to link the end of the world with prophecies and current events for as long as we have had prophecies and current events. They too had fancy charts and convincing 'evidence' (probably more convincing than anything you have shown here). In the end, they were all wrong. They wasted their lives, believing that they knew the truth. What a waste.
The true sign of a sheeple is when they believe in anything that makes a nice chart.
I respect your right to believe in this. I respect your right to believe that this chart constitues evidence. I just think its (the chart) dumb.
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: JssMthrFcknChrst]
#1429079 - 04/04/03 02:40 PM (22 years, 21 days ago) |
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Very interesting chart. I don't think the chart is bunk or anything, because as I discovered last night we are right in the middle of an apocalypse, but then again, another thing I learned is that human existence is a perpetual apocalypse.
And hey, I'd rather be farted at then shot in the fucking head, no worries!
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: Dogomush]
#1429192 - 04/04/03 03:19 PM (22 years, 21 days ago) |
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: cleaner]
#1429328 - 04/04/03 04:08 PM (22 years, 21 days ago) |
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Where to start, where to start....
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Suppose for a second, that the chart is right.
Your bible prophesies have nothing to do with anything.
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It's simply supporting material that is all.
What these biblical prophecies have to do with is the chart! If the chart is accurate without them, and it could be, then these meaningless prophesies wouldn't need to be included in it. By including them with the chart, you are giving them meaning, not me. Your assumption that I am a Christian is laughable, would a Christian blasphemy their god with their online nickname?
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Yet, those who created it, incorporated some prophesies in the text corresponding with future events.
They didn't give specific dates, you did. Am I to believe that you have discovered the secret meanings behind all of these ancient prophecies?
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Just because some charlatan's prophesy didn't come true doesn't mean that "the end of the world" is not going to happen.
Just because you have a nifty chart that says the "end of the world" is coming, doesn't make it so.
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Why can't you rationally assess credibility of this chart and have to deny it automatically?
What would be rational about accepting anything you have spewed forth as truth, considering you have provided no evidence for any of it? It is the credibility of the chart that I challange, not (all of) its contents. What have you said to give credit to it? Only that I am to ignorant to understand. Cool.
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The chart is accurate so far. Third world war has begun. Soon other big players such as iran, korea, china and russia will join it.
This argument is like going up to someone the day after a tornado and saying "Yesterday there was a terrible storm" and expecting them to believe that you can predict the weather. Its not hard to make a chart that has accurate information in the past with false information in the future, hindsight is 20-20 afterall. Also, saying that the Third world war has begun is speculation. You cannot tell the full impact of a war until after, sometimes long long after.
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As i demonstrated your knowledge is very limited?
Where did you demonstrate anything? You sure jump to a lot of assumptions for such an 'open-minded' or 'enlightened' individual.
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If all the events predicted on the graph are going to come true how long will it take you to accept it?
Will you wisen up when 100 000s will die in August this year?
Will you remember this chart, next year, the 2004 when New York is nuked?
Will you go over it again and again and again and again and again in 2005 when southern coast of US is wiped out?
Maybe then you will start thinking more carefully, perhaps you will defeat the ignorance.
Where on the chart are any of those scenaros? But yes, I would give it a second thought if those things came true; if the chart actually predicted something instead of just having you say "this stuff happened so all this other stuff is going to happen next". You are correct on one point though, I will defeat the ignorance, not succumb to it, not be ruled by it.
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Do you know everything about life, about evolution, how life originated, why, when, and where it is heading?
Do you know what was going down on this planet a thousand years ago? five thousands? thirty thousands? a million years ago?
And once again, I am to believe that you know all of this? Get fucking real.
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And as for ignorant dogmatic deniers above, i couldn't care less if you take it seriously or think it's ridiculous.
It is actually, the end of you, the ignorant.
As i demonstrated your knowledge is very limited? If it's not your ignorance i don't know what else.
And you have the audacity to call anyone who questions you "ignorant arrogant and egoistic sheople". */me shakes head in disbelief...
Man, you are full of yourself.
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: JssMthrFcknChrst]
#1430431 - 04/04/03 11:42 PM (22 years, 20 days ago) |
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let us not bite eachothers mouth... come on now we are better than that! we all have our valid points and our reasons for it. cause you know the touche soufle will just keep spinning and spinning and sooner or later there will be blood on the mouth...
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: Dogomush]
#1430525 - 04/05/03 12:26 AM (22 years, 20 days ago) |
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Shine on you crazy diamond! 
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: mntlfngrs]
#1430785 - 04/05/03 03:43 AM (22 years, 20 days ago) |
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but i thought we were gonna have the big pole shift this summer.....
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: quemo]
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: cleaner]
#1430849 - 04/05/03 05:06 AM (22 years, 20 days ago) |
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Right now I'm thinking it is to rid ourselves of psychos.
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Re: You may smell like shit, but your minds are diamonds, people [Re: mntlfngrs]
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