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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: Learyfan]
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I remember back in high school some idiots were using the school library's expensive new high resolution scanners and printers to print off $5-20 bills and then passing them off to other students (buying drugs) and at the cafeteria.

About a month later a couple of Secret Service agents came to the school and those fucktards got in a LOT of trouble.

I saw some of the bills and they actually weren't half bad. They were printing them on really good cotton paper and folding/crinkling them till they were passable.

But doing it at school with the schools equipment was just pure :facepalm:


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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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WakeboardrB said:
I remember back in high school some idiots were using the school library's expensive new high resolution scanners and printers to print off $5-20 bills and then passing them off to other students (buying drugs) and at the cafeteria.

About a month later a couple of Secret Service agents came to the school and those fucktards got in a LOT of trouble.

I saw some of the bills and they actually weren't half bad. They were printing them on really good cotton paper and folding/crinkling them till they were passable.

But doing it at school with the schools equipment was just pure :facepalm:



SWIM bleaches one dollar bills and then prints the hundred dollar bills on that paper.

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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
deCypher said:
MisterMuscaria said:
I heard there were counterfeit hundies coming out of the DPRK that were made from the same brand of plates used by the US mint.



:tinfoil:



Im lazy so here's the wiki; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superdollar



Interesting... hadn't heard about this.  Wonder what North Korea's buying with these counterfeit bills.


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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: Learyfan]
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If I ever met a counterfeiter, I didn't know it.

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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: deCypher]
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deCypher said:
MisterMuscaria said:
deCypher said:
MisterMuscaria said:
I heard there were counterfeit hundies coming out of the DPRK that were made from the same brand of plates used by the US mint.



:tinfoil:



Im lazy so here's the wiki; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superdollar



Interesting... hadn't heard about this.  Wonder what North Korea's buying with these counterfeit bills.



High quality German made centrifuges for the enrichment of uranium of course.

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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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Uh oh.


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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: abltsandwich]
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abltsandwich said:
If I ever met a counterfeiter, I didn't know it.



Yeah, I wonder how much counterfeit money I've had and passed on in my life.  It would be so interesting to know.













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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: deCypher] * 1
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deCypher said:
MisterMuscaria said:
deCypher said:
MisterMuscaria said:
I heard there were counterfeit hundies coming out of the DPRK that were made from the same brand of plates used by the US mint.



:tinfoil:



Im lazy so here's the wiki; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superdollar



Interesting... hadn't heard about this.  Wonder what North Korea's buying with these counterfeit bills.



More Cognac and fine cigars for kim jong il


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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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In highschool, my friend made the crappiest fake money and we went to the hood to buy weed with it! Crazy times back then!So we went... We asked for 2 ounces, they told us to come back in ten minutes. When we came back, they handed me a bag that was definitely under an ounce. So I said WTF is this? They responded, just put in in the microwave it will fluff up! I handed him the fake money and we were GONE! Thats what they get for fucking me over in the past!

My friend also used the money to buy 6 grams of coke once! He even wrote "you got fucked!" on one of the bills. It was dark outside so the dealer wouldn't be able to tell they were fake, and the dude invited us inside!!! I was thinkin, shit we are screwed! I had to think quick, so after we went inside and talked to the dude, I told him we left the money in the car... So he came out with us, counted the money, and handed us one of the biggest rocks of coke I have laid my eyes upon. Not big into coke but had one GREAT night and just got rid of the rest

My friend literally copied a 20 dollar bill and printed and bunch of them with a normal printer!!!


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Edited by danlennon3 (01/29/11 01:16 AM)

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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: danlennon3]
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I've known a few people who did it for ripping off assholes they knew, but nothing large by any means, except one guy I met who got busted by the FBI hahaha

there are some clever ways to counterfeit though.  The smartest way would take a good bit of investment, and not be worth it unless you were selling the bills off as real to stores/people.  Reason being you have to use say 5 dollar bills to make (easiest to pass off) 20's.  Absorb the ink used for the dollar bill, keep the paper, reprint the bills with the ink you soaked up as a higher amount.  Won't pass if they really inspect it, but they typically won't.

Risk to benefit analysis?  Not even fucking close to worth it


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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: bbl337]
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The bills my friend made were SO f-ing fake! but unless you double checked them, it was hard to tell at night. We counted the money right in front of the dude and he even double counted it himself. We were just lucky IMO


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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: danlennon3]
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lucky not to get a beat down.


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
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mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
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Larrythescaryrex said:
lucky not to get a beat down.



or worse


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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: bbl337]
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HOLY SHIT  A LION





GET IN MY WALLET


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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
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Buddy of mine who was selling bud got some fake hundos that he didn't catch.

Dude he picked up off of was like, "Uh, don't worry about the money, as I know $200 means more to you than to me, but you need to be more careful, looks at these serial numbers."

Something along those lines.

I never saw the bills, but apparently they both had the exact same number on them.

Anyway, that's the closest I've ever come to a fake bill (that I know of).


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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: bbl337]
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bbl337 said:
Larrythescaryrex said:
lucky not to get a beat down.



or worse



Yes and I almost did die in that area! but not because of fake money. Irvington is not a good place to be 2 in the morning if you are white!


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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: Learyfan]
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I was locked up with someone that used to make fake money, and my friend got busted with a buncha fake 20s and had the Secret Service go to his house.  With the new inexpensive high quality printers we have now, fake money is a lot more common than it used to be.  You can even buy fake money from some circles.


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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: danlennon3]
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danlennon3 said:
In highschool, my friend made the crappiest fake money and we went to the hood to buy weed with it! Crazy times back then!So we went... We asked for 2 ounces, they told us to come back in ten minutes. When we came back, they handed me a bag that was definitely under an ounce. So I said WTF is this? They responded, just put in in the microwave it will fluff up! I handed him the fake money and we were GONE! Thats what they get for fucking me over in the past!

My friend also used the money to buy 6 grams of coke once! He even wrote "you got fucked!" on one of the bills. It was dark outside so the dealer wouldn't be able to tell they were fake, and the dude invited us inside!!! I was thinkin, shit we are screwed! I had to think quick, so after we went inside and talked to the dude, I told him we left the money in the car... So he came out with us, counted the money, and handed us one of the biggest rocks of coke I have laid my eyes upon. Not big into coke but had one GREAT night and just got rid of the rest

My friend literally copied a 20 dollar bill and printed and bunch of them with a normal printer!!!



Burning bridges FTW, dude.  :facepalm:


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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: deCypher] * 1
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Once my friend buzzby and I were trying to get this crazy peruvian butt pot from our old gym teacher to impress these chicks, but we were broke so we broke into a copying store and printed out a ton of money. It turned out like one and a half times as big as the originals, but the dealer didn't notice, so we went and smoked with the chicks who got the munchies so we broke into a gas station, found an underground grow room, went back to the girls but they had gone home, the dealer was pissed and almost killed us but the gas station owner stopped him cuz the etymology of his name, we were arrested, and finally our special forces friend got us out of jail so we could grow weed in amsterdam


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Music, business as usual
Mi' spliff and Guiness as usual
Highgrade we puffin as usual
Fight down the system as usual
The system fight we down as usual
The cops dem a watch we as usual
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Re: Have you ever known a counterfeiter? [Re: 1tokeovrtheline]
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1tokeovrtheline said:
the dealer was pissed and almost killed us but the gas station owner stopped him cuz the etymology of his name



:wutermelon:


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